King Billy Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 I’m sure everyone will be pleased to learn that from the 30th of Sept until 29th of Oct, the world famous (and until now) internationally respected Kew Gardens will be hosting a month long festival, entitled ‘QUEER NATURE’, which in their own words ‘celebrates the connections between queer people, plants and fungi’. There’s not really much I can add to this at all as it’s not really something I’ve ever felt the need or the inclination to think about before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 I'm sure shoving a bunch of gladioli up ones arse should be a sufficient 'connection'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m sure everyone will be pleased to learn that from the 30th of Sept until 29th of Oct, the world famous (and until now) internationally respected Kew Gardens will be hosting a month long festival, entitled ‘QUEER NATURE’, which in their own words ‘celebrates the connections between queer people, plants and fungi’. There’s not really much I can add to this at all as it’s not really something I’ve ever felt the need or the inclination to think about before. Obviously, the main attraction will be a wooded area with faggots sneaking about, and a load of Aids infected used condoms lying around for authenticity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure shoving a bunch of gladioli up ones arse should be a sufficient 'connection'. Heaven knows, I’m miserable now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 @Penny Farthing did you know they've taken inspiration from your bikini pictures and spared no expense hauling this tree up from Devon. https://images.app.goo.gl/LGCnRKXpDeUrPZLb9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Kew Gardens will be hosting a month long festival, entitled ‘QUEER NATURE’, which in their own words ‘celebrates the connections between queer people, plants and fungi’. Well there is the pansy, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 10 hours ago, King Billy said: There’s not really much I can add to this at all as it’s not really something I’ve ever felt the need or the inclination to think about before. Really? You can be open about it, we're all friends here 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 26 minutes ago, Zev said: we're all friends here 😉 Exactly, Zev. How was 'date night' with fishy minge last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Zev said: Really? You can be open about it, we're all friends here 😉 The "Q" is Billy questioning itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Just now, Penny Farthing said: The "Q" is Billy questioning itself. Sorry "QUEERying" itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 Labenders H Ivy Cumellia Narsissies Jizzmine Ploppy Dirt Box Chrysanthibum Gaylia Forget-Me-Knob Polyanus Quimula Asster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: How was 'date night' with fishy minge last night? Being somewhat retarded, you obviously didn't understand my previous reply concerning last night's 'date'. When you put down the pipe, and come back to your senses, we might get around to discussing it. Then again, it does appear that you are desperate for a cheap thrill, so maybe we'll just leave it where it is, we wouldn't want to get your jizz stained panties in even more of a mess than they already are 🥒💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 59 minutes ago, Zev said: Being somewhat retarded, you obviously didn't understand my previous reply concerning last night's 'date'. When you put down the pipe, and come back to your senses, we might get around to discussing it. Then again, it does appear that you are desperate for a cheap thrill, so maybe we'll just leave it where it is, we wouldn't want to get your jizz stained panties in even more of a mess than they already are 🥒💦 Didn't go that well then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Well there is the pansy, I suppose. @PANZER MURPHY what have you got to say about this, you fucking oirish poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 5 hours ago, Neil said: Labenders H Ivy Cumellia Narsissies Jizzmine Ploppy Dirt Box Chrysanthibum Gaylia Forget-Me-Knob Polyanus Quimula Asster Box Love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Box Love Holly cocks Periwinkle Bumflower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Holly cocks Periwinkle Bumflower You forgot Perry Mason (Raymond Burr was a poof). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: You forgot Perry Mason (Raymond Burr was a poof). Is he the sister of Grayson Perry? 👗 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: The "Q" is Billy questioning itself. Mumbled the scary looking old freak in a moth eaten floral frock and size 18 steel toecap boots, as he squinted down past his full grey beard and saw the extraordinarily huge Amanita phalloides which had just burst out of his Y fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Zev said: Really? You can be open about it, we're all friends here 😉 There are many ways that we could be friends, but you must know and be prepared for the fact that every single one is going to fucking hurt. Yours sincerely King Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Exactly, Zev. How was 'date night' with fishy minge last night? His date didn’t show up thankfully. Fishy Minge and Poopy fingers writhing around together in a cloud of their own disgusting stench is a step too far for even the most sick and perverse mind to imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 With plastics being even more taboo than dogging these days, it was obvious that plant-based sex toys would be the next logical step. I expect there'll be plenty of allotments growing marrows, courgettes and the like. Curiously brown at one end. Headline act will be Sam Smith crowning an aubergine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 27 minutes ago, nocti said: With plastics being even more taboo than dogging these days, it was obvious that plant-based sex toys would be the next logical step. I expect there'll be plenty of allotments growing marrows, courgettes and the like. Curiously brown at one end. Headline act will be Sam Smith crowning an aubergine. The winner at next years village fete in the ‘Giant double ended vibrating butternut squash’ category will no doubt be Britains first ‘non binary, vegan, second generation subsaharan immigrant organic farmer (who’s Dad worked as a London bus driver until he was killed by a gang of Neo Nazi old Etonians) on his one day a year off work which he always spent at the local food bank, saving all the local oppressed and starving (coloured obviously) children from succumbing to the effects of government enforced malnutrition. Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 12 hours ago, Neil said: Labenders H Ivy Cumellia Narsissies Jizzmine Ploppy Dirt Box Chrysanthibum Gaylia Forget-Me-Knob Polyanus Quimula Asster Arse Chestnut Suckhimore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Heaven knows, I’m miserable now. Oh dear. Is your Girlfriend Iin a coma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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