entitled little cunt Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 All personalised number plates are wanky but some are more wanky than others. Nothing says " I'm a cunty narc " quite like some a prat plate . Top honours has to go to BO55 plates .These absolute cunty heaven plates are normally seen on 2 grand 10 year old range rovers driven by cleaning company owners who believe themselves to be the linchpins of big business. Next are V6 and V8 plates .These are popular on modern jaguars especially. Obviously it signifies the immense Size of the engine quivering with power under the bonnet. If the owner can control all that horsepower one can only imagine his skills in the bedroom . Next are names .Only a totally tasteless vulgar and seriously lacking individual would want to inform the world his name is KEV. Why do people do it .They actually spend money on these things . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 Oh fuck, I've got private plates on both my main car and my summer one. Although my main car is group 2 insurance so stuff your V6 fingered hand up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 25 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: All personalised number plates are wanky but some are more wanky than others. Nothing says " I'm a cunty narc " quite like some a prat plate . Top honours has to go to BO55 plates .These absolute cunty heaven plates are normally seen on 2 grand 10 year old range rovers driven by cleaning company owners who believe themselves to be the linchpins of big business. Next are V6 and V8 plates .These are popular on modern jaguars especially. Obviously it signifies the immense Size of the engine quivering with power under the bonnet. If the owner can control all that horsepower one can only imagine his skills in the bedroom . Next are names .Only a totally tasteless vulgar and seriously lacking individual would want to inform the world his name is KEV. Why do people do it .They actually spend money on these things . I've always considered this the epitome of bad taste. It always brings a smile to my face when I see a plate saying 'S3XXY' only to see a fat, ugly monster behind the wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh fuck, I've got private plates on both my main car and my summer one. Although my main car is group 2 insurance so stuff your V6 fingered hand up your arse. I've seen it. B1GBALL5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 40 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh fuck, I've got private plates on both my main car and my summer one. Although my main car is group 2 insurance so stuff your V6 fingered hand up your arse. DRU NK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: DRU NK That's Apes reg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: All personalised number plates are wanky but some are more wanky than others. Nothing says " I'm a cunty narc " quite like some a prat plate . Top honours has to go to BO55 plates .These absolute cunty heaven plates are normally seen on 2 grand 10 year old range rovers driven by cleaning company owners who believe themselves to be the linchpins of big business. Next are V6 and V8 plates .These are popular on modern jaguars especially. Obviously it signifies the immense Size of the engine quivering with power under the bonnet. If the owner can control all that horsepower one can only imagine his skills in the bedroom . Next are names .Only a totally tasteless vulgar and seriously lacking individual would want to inform the world his name is KEV. Why do people do it .They actually spend money on these things . Can you actually see your keyboard when you're typing or are you hitting it like Harvey Price playing a piano? KNO8 EAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: That's Apes reg. HNZ BNZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 19 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh fuck, I've got private plates on both my main car and my summer one. Although my main car is group 2 insurance so stuff your V6 fingered hand up your arse. P155 HED 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 20 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh fuck, I've got private plates on both my main car and my summer one. Although my main car is group 2 insurance so stuff your V6 fingered hand up your arse. BE11 END 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted September 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Neil said: Can you actually see your keyboard when you're typing or are you hitting it like Harvey Price playing a piano? KNO8 EAD I'm sure even you has the capability to understand the point even with my grammatical errors . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: I'm sure even you has the capability to understand the point even with my grammatical errors . He wears football shirts on holiday in continental Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 No kidding, repeat offender (according to the Nottingham Post/police) driving a red Ferrari 801 LOX. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted September 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: DRU NK Why doesn't that surprise me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: No kidding, repeat offender (according to the Nottingham Post/police) driving a red Ferrari 801 LOX. I quite like that cunt, whoever he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I quite like that cunt, whoever he is. It was a blonde she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: It was a blonde she Even more so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 13 hours ago, Neil said: Can you actually see your keyboard when you're typing or are you hitting it like Harvey Price playing a piano? KNO8 EAD I can see you now Neil, Bedford Rascal zipping down the lanes, adorned with V14GRA on the plates. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2023 Report Share Posted September 24, 2023 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can see you now Neil, Bedford Rascal zipping down the lanes, adorned with V14GRA on the plates. Come sundown they spin around Dick Tracy style to reveal R8P15T. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 I saw a bloke with a number plate on his head, His name was Reg. 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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