Stubby Pecker Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 Before this talentless cunt rocked up, the female voice was beautiful and soothing, there to paint a rich picture in sound. PH (Post Houston) however, every other silly slag now has to yell and scream their guts out with a force of a tropical cyclone, making babies cry, cracking double glazing and making it clear they’re trying too hard to outdo the previous idiotic cunts. Granted, there were big momma types PH (Pre Houston) who could belt it out with power, but this was generally in the context of soul music. Fuck off 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 I know what you mean SP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Before this talentless cunt rocked up, the female voice was beautiful and soothing, there to paint a rich picture in sound. PH (Post Houston) however, every other silly slag now has to yell and scream their guts out with a force of a tropical cyclone, making babies cry, cracking double glazing and making it clear they’re trying too hard to outdo the previous idiotic cunts. Granted, there were big momma types PH (Pre Houston) who could belt it out with power, but this was generally in the context of soul music. Fuck off There's also this kind of baby voiced slurred speaking which is fucking meaningless to me and I have yet to hear one hummable tune from the current generation of Spotify cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 Agreed SP, and it's the children bred from Pop Idol/BGT who just have to turn 1 note into 12. I believe it's called melisma, which sounds a lot like cock cheese, which it is really. At least Houston and Carey had the vocal ability to carry that off. And without fucking autotune either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 43 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: it's the children bred from Pop Idol/BGT There’s talk on the internet that Will Young might be a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: There’s talk on the internet that Will Young might be a poof. What's this "Internet" I hear people talking about? Can I dispose of my Men Only volumes 1-11 now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Agreed SP, and it's the children bred from Pop Idol/BGT who just have to turn 1 note into 12. I believe it's called melisma, which sounds a lot like cock cheese, which it is really. At least Houston and Carey had the vocal ability to carry that off. And without fucking autotune either. If Mariah Carey turned up at my gaff I’d probably end up hanging out the back of her tbh. I don’t like music so that wouldn’t influence me whether to give her one up the wrongun or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: What's this "Internet" I hear people talking about? Can I dispose of my Men Only volumes 1-11 now? I don’t suppose you’ve got any old copies of ‘Club Foot International’ that you don’t require any more? Asking for a mate (fucking cripple). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 Patti Smith Stevie Nicks Pat Benatar None of these cunts nowadays can hold a candle up to these three. And Nicks spent most of the 70s off her head on coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Patti Smith Stevie Nicks Pat Benatar None of these cunts nowadays can hold a candle up to these three. And Nicks spent most of the 70s off her head on coke. I saw Patti Smith when she first came here; she showed a load of incomprehensible B&W films and whined about her guitar being a machine gun (it might as have been because she couldn't fucking play it). Most of her lyrics were about poofs and junkies in NY and hardly relevant in the real world. She's best known for Gloria and Because the Night, both written by blokes. Stevie Nicks and the other bint fucked up a truly great blues band and made shite radio-friendly dinner-party music. Who the fuck is Pat Benatar? Suzi Quattro had a nice arse. None of them could hold a candle to this woman: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 You can't beat Patti Austin for the voice of the 70's in my expert opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Patti Austin I had an Austin 1100 in the '70s and a Maestro van in the '80s. Neither was particularly musical, although the van had a squeaky door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I had an Austin 1100 in the '70s and a Maestro van in the '80s. Neither was particularly musical, although the van had a squeaky door. Didn't the 1100 have the musical whine from the gearbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I had an Austin 1100 in the '70s and a Maestro van in the '80s. Neither was particularly musical, although the van had a squeaky door. I've got an Audi A4 Suzy Quattro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: I've got an Audi A4 Suzy Quattro. I've got a '97 diesel A4 estate. It's a fucking nice car for £350. I bet it was expensive when it was new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Didn't the 1100 have the musical whine from the gearbox? No idea, I wouldn't have heard over the row from the rest of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: No idea, I wouldn't have heard over the row from the rest of it. The rest of it was the gearbox and fan noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 55 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: The rest of it was the gearbox and fan noise. No, I think it was the rear suspension attacking the back seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 10 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: No, I think it was the rear suspension attacking the back seats. Hydrolastic so unlikely perhaps rotten subframe .. that is what mine died of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I saw Patti Smith when she first came here; she showed a load of incomprehensible B&W films and whined about her guitar being a machine gun (it might as have been because she couldn't fucking play it). Most of her lyrics were about poofs and junkies in NY and hardly relevant in the real world. She's best known for Gloria and Because the Night, both written by blokes. Stevie Nicks and the other bint fucked up a truly great blues band and made shite radio-friendly dinner-party music. Who the fuck is Pat Benatar? Suzi Quattro had a nice arse. None of them could hold a candle to this woman: There were no poofs and junkies in Britain in the 70s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There were no poofs and junkies in Britain in the 70s? I'm sure there were but they were of no more interest to me then than they are now. I doubt they were any less unpleasant then either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've got a '97 diesel A4 estate. It's a fucking nice car for £350. I bet it was expensive when it was new. £300 new in 1997. Vorsprungdork Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Hydrolastic so unlikely perhaps rotten subframe .. that is what mine died of. Shame it wasn’t you that died instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peglegtwo Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 Dead , her own fault .Responsible for her kids' death too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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