King Billy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 ‘Unused comb and half a tub of Brylcreem for sale (one famous owner).’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Spawny cunt that survived a plane crash,won a world cup and other trophies and lived till 86,hats off to you Sir Bobby,you slap head northern cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Why is he a cunt though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Why is he a cunt though? Because he didn't play for Spurs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Because he didn't play for Spurs! Bobby Charlton wearing a Kippah? Fuck off Gypps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Bobby Charlton wearing a Kippah? Fuck off Gypps. Didn't Bobby and Jack have a big bust up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Bobby Charlton wearing a Kippah? Fuck off Gypps. Apparently, when England lost to Iceland back in 2016, he was asked how the 1966 team would have fared against the current Iceland team. He replied that they'd win 1-0. The interviewer asked him why only 1-0 to which Sir Bobby replied "well most of us are in our 70s now". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 Obviously not a very good header of the ball if he made it to 86 years without going mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently, when England lost to Iceland back in 2016, he was asked how the 1966 team would have fared against the current Iceland team. He replied that they'd win 1-0. The interviewer asked him why only 1-0 to which Sir Bobby replied "well most of us are in our 70s now". He probably didn’t say that. If he did, he nicked it from Ty Cobb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Didn't Bobby and Jack have a big bust up? 2 bald men fighting over a comb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 18 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: What is this? Mindless fucking poof. Fair point. Keep reading the Beano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 On 21/10/2023 at 21:13, King Billy said: Bobby Charlton wearing a Kippah? Fuck off Gypps. Wouldn't have needed that fuckin' awful comb-over bollocks though. Should've shaved it all off like that Beckham cunt and become a gay icon👨🦲 🏳️🌈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 First Bobby Robson dies. Then Bobby Monkhouse, and now Bobby Charlton.. even Bobby Ewing died for a while. It’s definitely a trend. I hope it’s Davro next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope it’s Davro next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: First Bobby Robson dies. Then Bobby Monkhouse, and now Bobby Charlton.. even Bobby Ewing died for a while. It’s definitely a trend. I hope it’s Davro next. He's still funnier than Sir Lenny "all white people are racist" Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 31, 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 On 23/10/2023 at 19:43, camberwell gypsy said: He's still funnier than Sir Lenny "all white people are racist" Henry. He could've been a bloody good stunt man too, if he'd tried a bit harder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 hours ago, ZEV said: He could've been a bloody good stunt man too, if he'd tried a bit harder... His face in the background on the episode of OTT with Bernard Manning. Priceless. I’m not sure whether he was offended or simply in awe of an actual comedian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 31, 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 On 23/10/2023 at 18:31, Eric Cuntman said: First Bobby Robson dies. Then Bobby Monkhouse, and now Bobby Charlton.. even Bobby Ewing died for a while. It’s definitely a trend. I hope it’s Davro next. I had a hamster called Bobby who died aged 2 and 3/4 after a particularly furious night on the wheel. I too had just started to masturbate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 10 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: I hope you cleaned him up after. The handy pack of tissues travel everywhere with me. Poor Bobby smiling down at me from that great wheel in the sky with those very sharp front teeth. Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The handy pack of tissues travel everywhere with me. Poor Bobby smiling down at me from that great wheel in the sky with those very sharp front teeth. Ouch! Are you insinuating that Bobby had his teeth embedded in your cock? In which case, you must have a very small cock. If you're not indicting the former, I do apologise for the mix-up, you should describe the situation more clearly, so people can make an informed decision about the perversity of said interaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 2 hours ago, ZEV said: Are you insinuating that Bobby had his teeth embedded in your cock? In which case, you must have a very small cock. If you're not indicting the former, I do apologise for the mix-up, you should describe the situation more clearly, so people can make an informed decision about the perversity of said interaction. Bobby was one of a pair of pet hamsters I owned in 1966, Bobby and Jack, in honour of our World Cup heros. Many a time I would call out in my extremely high childish voice, "Alright son? On my head, on my head son!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Bobby was one of a pair of pet hamsters I owned in 1966, Bobby and Jack, in honour of our World Cup heros. Many a time I would call out in my extremely high childish voice, "Alright son? On my head, on my head son!" Obviously, the poor hamster was confused by which 'head' it was going for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 He loved that bit of fresh carrot every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He loved that bit of fresh carrot every morning. Guess it depended which end it was inserted 🥕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I had a hamster called Bobby who died aged 2 and 3/4 after a particularly furious night on the wheel. I too had just started to masturbate. One of punkapes hand me downs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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