Roadkill Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think you have to start the engine first. Not if you put 20p in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Not if you put 20p in. In what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: In what? The little fibreglass car that wiggles about when you put money in it. They have them outside sweet shops and newsagents, next to the little papier-mâché boy with the leg calipers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The little fibreglass car that wiggles about when you put money in it. They have them outside sweet shops and newsagents, next to the little papier-mâché boy with the leg calipers. @Last Cunt Standing lives in Australia, I think. The only thing 20p will get you over there is a Koala prostitute. That's how they all suspiciously ended up with the clap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 17 Author Report Share Posted February 17 12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: OK clever cunt , how many pheasant's did the stuck up old wanker shoot between 1927 and 1932 and how many thrashing's did he administer to poachers in 1934. I would ges that he shot thousands of pheasants .. there was a deer park there .. the deer were all shot by soldiers station there in world war two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 17 Author Report Share Posted February 17 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think you have to start the engine first. Electric car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 On 16/02/2024 at 23:15, Eric Cuntman said: The little fibreglass car that wiggles about when you put money in it. They have them outside sweet shops and newsagents, next to the little papier-mâché boy with the leg calipers. little papier-mache boy I remember the days when he had a little sign saying 'Spastics' on him. You can't say that anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: little papier-mache boy I remember the days when he had a little sign saying 'Spastics' on him. You can't say that anymore. On 16/02/2024 at 23:15, Eric Cuntman said: The little fibreglass car that wiggles about when you put money in it. They have them outside sweet shops and newsagents, next to the little papier-mâché boy with the leg calipers. Do you mean a Tesla ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: little papier-mache boy I remember the days when he had a little sign saying 'Spastics' on him. You can't say that anymore. I remember the days some illegal wouldn't pick the fucker up and walk off with it .Turn it upside down , give it a shake and spend the pennies from heaven on his 18 kids he's bought over with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 On 19/02/2024 at 23:15, camberwell gypsy said: little papier-mache boy I remember the days when he had a little sign saying 'Spastics' on him. You can't say that anymore. If you shout it loud enough in a crowded place you can get away in the resulting pandemonium before you get in trouble though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 50 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If you shout it loud enough in a crowded place you can get away in the resulting pandemonium before you get in trouble though. There was a spastic lived in our street when I was growing up RK and we all genuinely believed for some reason that he had superhuman strength, and could crush us and rip our arms and legs off if he grabbed us. We used to call him names and throw things at him from a safe distance because we worked out that if he couldn’t even walk properly he’d never be able to run as fast as us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Just now, King Billy said: There was a spastic lived in our street when I was growing up RK and we all genuinely believed for some reason that he had superhuman strength, and could crush us and rip our arms and legs off if he grabbed us. We used to call him names and throw things at him from a safe distance because we worked out that if he couldn’t even walk properly he’d never be able to run as fast as us. Indeed, when we tell embarrassing or traumatic stories about ourselves, we always pretend it happened to someone else. Did you learn to walk properly in the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 20 hours ago, Basil said: Indeed, when we tell embarrassing or traumatic stories about ourselves, we always pretend it happened to someone else. Did you learn to walk properly in the end? Yeah thanks, I cracked that when I was about 2. How you getting on with your running? Oh and any chance of having that half brick back, the one with the dog shit all over it that you caught in your dribbling gob? Asking for a friend. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yeah thanks, I cracked that when I was about 2. How you getting on with your running? Oh and any chance of having that half brick back, the one with the dog shit all over it that you caught in your dribbling gob? Asking for a friend. Fuck off. They striped you naked and violated you, didn't they? Quite common up your neck of the woods back in the day. I think they called it punishment spaz beatings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 43 minutes ago, Basil said: They striped you naked and violated you, didn't they? Quite common up your neck of the woods back in the day. I think they called it punishment spaz beatings. Yeah you got me Baz. You’re one smart mofo. I’m sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 On 17/02/2024 at 07:43, Roadkill said: @Last Cunt Standing lives in Australia, I think. The only thing 20p will get you over there is a Koala prostitute. That's how they all suspiciously ended up with the clap. How do you tell a Koala from a Geordie lass? One’s hairy, riddled with clap, craps in public and sleeps all day, the other eats eucalyptus leaves and lives up trees. Ba-dum. Here all week, try the fish etc… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How do you tell a Koala from a Geordie lass? One has a slightly less hairy arse than the other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How do you tell a Koala from a Geordie lass? Your wallet will still be in your pocket when you wake up the next morning after fucking a Koala. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How do you tell a Koala from a Geordie lass? One’s hairy, riddled with clap, craps in public and sleeps all day, the other eats eucalyptus leaves and lives up trees. Ba-dum. Here all week, try the fish etc… What’s the difference between a ‘kangaroo’ and a ‘kangaroot?’ A kangaroo is an Australian marsupial, a kangaroot is a Geordie trapped in a lift. Tish-boom & fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 On 23/02/2024 at 04:12, Dyslexic cnut said: What’s the difference between a ‘kangaroo’ and a ‘kangaroot?’ A kangaroo is an Australian marsupial, a kangaroot is a Geordie trapped in a lift. Tish-boom & fuck off. Hard to believe a normally humourless cunt like you posted that, WTF happened, did @Wolfie give you a blow-job?👄🩹💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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