ChildeHarold Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Made in the USA, installed and maintained in Britain. What could go wrong? 🤔 Wrong twice. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Oh well. At least we can cry foul in the four minutes we have left if an enemy ever launches a false counter attack at us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Oh well. At least we can cry foul in the four minutes we have left if an enemy ever launches a false counter attack at us. There is a worrying bravura about nuclear weapons on both sides of the Atlantic implying you can have battlefield conflicts which won't escalate to nuclear. Is all the extra spending on defence going to be used to avoid nuclear war or bully nations that do not have nuclear weapons - which js what it's been up to now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There is a worrying bravura about nuclear weapons on both sides of the Atlantic implying you can have battlefield conflicts which won't escalate to nuclear. Is all the extra spending on defence going to be used to avoid nuclear war or bully nations that do not have nuclear weapons - which js what it's been up to now. Listen, Harold, I'm usually more than happy to talk with punters regarding the inevitable nuclear apocalypse, especially the effects of radioactive contamination on the human body as a result of fallout and all the fascinating and whimsical things such as flash burns and pressure waves. I love that shit and I'd die with a smile if I ever got to see one of the big fuckers go off, preferably at the very end of my own natural lifespan, of course. I'm a morbidly curious fellow and such things interest me to no end - however, you're just incredibly, insufferably dull to interact with in any way. You've just made me - fucking ME! - bored of the concept of nuclear annihilation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Listen, Harold, I'm usually more than happy to talk with punters regarding the inevitable nuclear apocalypse, especially the effects of radioactive contamination on the human body as a result of fallout and all the fascinating and whimsical things such as flash burns and pressure waves. I love that shit and I'd die with a smile if I ever got to see one of the big fuckers go off, preferably at the very end of my own natural lifespan, of course. I'm a morbidly curious fellow and such things interest me to no end - however, you're just incredibly, insufferably dull to interact with in any way. You've just made me - fucking ME! - bored of the concept of nuclear annihilation. We appreciate your interest as a valued customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Listen, Harold, I'm usually more than happy to talk with punters regarding the inevitable nuclear apocalypse, especially the effects of radioactive contamination on the human body as a result of fallout and all the fascinating and whimsical things such as flash burns and pressure waves. I love that shit and I'd die with a smile if I ever got to see one of the big fuckers go off, preferably at the very end of my own natural lifespan, of course. I'm a morbidly curious fellow and such things interest me to no end - however, you're just incredibly, insufferably dull to interact with in any way. You've just made me - fucking ME! - bored of the concept of nuclear annihilation. Harold is used in hospitals as an alternative general anaesthetic for major surgery, when conventional drugs are deemed too risky. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if ELC was also used, albeit for more routine procedures. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Putin must be pissing himself dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Putin must be pissing himself dry. Do you understand how the quote function works? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 No , I've never taken the time to .Is that something else that gets your pulse racing , your froth frothing and your blood pressure escalating to a dangerously high level ?.if so I'll continue until hopefully you fall to the floor clutching your chest and gasping for breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said: No , I've never taken the time to .Is that something else that gets your pulse racing , your froth frothing and your blood pressure escalating to a dangerously high level ?.if so I'll continue until hopefully you fall to the floor clutching your chest and gasping for breath. You really are easily-triggered. My blood pressure is fine, and I have a resting pulse of 45 bpm. Ask yourself this: which one of us is taking the piss and which one is acting like Frank Doberman? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: No , I've never taken the time to .Is that something else that gets your pulse racing , your froth frothing and your blood pressure escalating to a dangerously high level ?.if so I'll continue until hopefully you fall to the floor clutching your chest and gasping for breath. "Froth frothing"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You really are easily-triggered. My blood pressure is fine, and I have a resting pulse of 45 bpm. Ask yourself this: which one of us is taking the piss and which one is acting like Frank Doberman? I can't comment because I dont know who Frank Doberman is .Glad to hear you're in rude health .Dont take my bite seriously .You have a chiwowha like nip yourself . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I can't comment because I dont know who Frank Doberman is .Glad to hear you're in rude health .Dont take my bite seriously .You have a chiwowha like nip yourself . Not knowing who Frank Doberman is, doesn’t sit well with most of us ELC. Not one bit. You’re on double secret probation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 53 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Froth frothing"? So your lonely quest across the endless Universe seeking stimulating dialogue with a civilisation that has reached your advanced state of development has found its match in ELC. Enjoy! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: "Froth frothing"? Yes.Froth frothing .A froth.A foamy slather accompanying disease or exhaustion.Frothing.overflowing mass of small bubbles .Froth frothing makes complete sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Just now, entitled little cunt said: Yes.Froth frothing .A froth.A foamy slather accompanying disease or exhaustion.Frothing.overflowing mass of small bubbles .Froth frothing makes complete sense. I'd have gone for "fury drool, foaming from between your clenched, nicotine stained stubs". Put a spin on the description and add an insult for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'd have gone for "fury drool, foaming from between your clenched, nicotine stained stubs". Put a spin on the description and add an insult for good measure. I'll take your recommendations on board .Thankyou. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 8 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I can't comment because I dont know who Frank Doberman is .Glad to hear you're in rude health .Dont take my bite seriously .You have a chiwowha like nip yourself . Apes running rings round you, maybe choose a fight with a fellow moron, start with ‘And’ and work your way up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Apes running rings round you, maybe choose a fight with a fellow moron, start with ‘And’ and work your way up. I dont mind who converses with who to be honest or who thinks what .Who is more clever or articulate than another isn't particularly important to me .Everyone has something relevant to say.Maybe you just have a more discriminatory nature than myself in regards to such matters.Everyone is different ,that's the beauty of it all ,don't you agree?. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I dont mind who converses with who to be honest or who thinks what .Who is more clever or articulate than another isn't particularly important to me .Everyone has something relevant to say.Maybe you just have a more discriminatory nature than myself in regards to such matters.Everyone is different ,that's the beauty of it all ,don't you agree?. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 On 22/02/2024 at 14:22, Eddie said: No. Ed, after Proper reached out and begged me to put in a temporary appearance this weekend, I managed to get the upper hand in the negotiations and my terms have been met. You'll be interested to know that until midnight on Easter Monday you and I have complete carte blanche to instigate a beast hunt, with total immunity from any repercussions. Secondly, we have been given the nod to make threatening and sexual comments about the following punters family members: @and @Penny Farthing @Frank @ChildeHarold @Rev @colonelkurtz @Admin @Delzac Hunt I've also got the names and addresses of the above which I will PM you seperately. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed, after Proper reached out and begged me to put in a temporary appearance this weekend, I managed to get the upper hand in the negotiations and my terms have been met. You'll be interested to know that until midnight on Easter Monday you and I have complete carte blanche to instigate a beast hunt, with complete immunity from any repercussions. Secondly, we have been given the nod to make threatening and sexual comments about the following punters family members: @and @Penny Farthing @Frank @ChildeHarold @Rev @colonelkurtz @Admin @Delzac Hunt I've also got the names and addresses of the above which I will PM you seperately. This is your second reminder from Book of the Month Club. Don't make me contact you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 On 21/02/2024 at 14:54, ChildeHarold said: Made in the USA, installed and maintained in Britain. What could go wrong? 🤔 Wrong twice. 🙄 I always thought that Tridents were made Hawker Siddeley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 23 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I always thought that Tridents were made Hawker Siddeley. No, they made the Sealink Channel hovercraft which became so successful it is in use all over the world. Excuse me while I throw up again as I have been doing since 1973. The sick bags were conveniently placed on every seat. Just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 On 21/02/2024 at 21:01, Ape™️ said: Harold is used in hospitals as an alternative general anaesthetic for major surgery, when conventional drugs are deemed too risky. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if ELC was also used, albeit for more routine procedures. You should hear me let fly in the service for Ash Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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