Cunty BigBollox Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Football is shit anyhow but this little storm in a teacup just highlights how much shitter it can get. The cross on the collar of the players shirts has been redesigned by some wokey, gay, design executives. Even though football is for those that practice arse-banditry we cannot have Chinas cheapest sweatshops knocking out crap like this for us (even though the RRP is £124.99!!!) before we know where we are the England football kit will be another North Face or Bud Lite disaster. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 The flag of St George is white with a red cross, so I'm not sure why someone has tried to change it. All I can think is that someone is a transgender WOKE nutcase given the green light by American giant Nike to redesign our flag. While the whole fiasco is probably a test for some future rainbow bollocks, I have no doubt sales will plummet and the likes of this shit will never happen again. What would ensue if English company Umbro won the contract to manufacture the Pakistani or Saudi national football kits, for example, and redesigned their respective Islamic colourings and symbols on the flags? Ffs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 At least Justin Fashanu had the decency to hang himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least Justin Fashanu had the decency to hang himself. "Awooga!!!"said is pointy-elbowed brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: "Awooga!!!"said is pointy-elbowed brother Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least Justin Fashanu had the decency to hang himself. The milk of human kindness, that's what I like about you Eric. Staying with the Bard, you would have been the perfect foil as the evil Lady to Peter O'Toole's sensational Old Vic Macbeth in 1980. You would have been the right age for it - don't worry, people have willingly done a lot more than a mere sex change to sashay the West End boards. Even to work with Peter. Ask the average camel. Despite being a bit past it now, like Judi Dench, (you'd have start off with a few guest appearances) I reckon you could be a real crowd pleaser and nudge that insipid Indira Varma off the stage (if the snoring hasn't already done so) and play opposite Ralph Fiennes in the current all-over-the-world production which is striggling in the reviews. Alternatively, this is at the risk of upsetting your gradual warming to my way of solving the world's problems, go and kill yourself. Just a thought. Just a little daydream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The milk of human kindness, that's what I like about you Eric. Staying with the Bard, you would have been the perfect foil as the evil Lady to Peter O'Toole's sensational Old Vic Macbeth in 1980. You would have been the right age for it - don't worry, people have willingly done a lot more than a mere sex change to sashay the West End boards. Even to work with Peter. Ask the average camel. Despite being a bit past it now, like Judi Dench, (you'd have start off with a few guest appearances) I reckon you could be a real crowd pleaser and nudge that insipid Indira Varma off the stage (if the snoring hasn't already done so) and play opposite Ralph Fiennes in the current all-over-the-world production which is striggling in the reviews. Alternatively, this is at the risk of upsetting your gradual warming to my way of solving the world's problems, go and kill yourself. Just a thought. Just a little daydream. What is this fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What is this fucking shit. By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 On 24/03/2024 at 16:32, Eric Cuntman said: What is this fucking shit. You know you want to read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Given the fucking dire lack of any discernible flair or strength in either attack or defence with a manager totally lacking in imagination or lateral thinkng who should have been kicked out two years ago, who fucking cares what the cunts wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You know you want to read it. Why didn't I look like Peter O'Toole . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: "Awooga!!!"said is pointy-elbowed brother Another plastic 'ardman. Thought he was a psycho because he touted that he was a black belt karate he laid out Mabbutt with his elbow, because Mabbutt was marking him out of the game, but had the shit kicked out of him by Duncan Ferguson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least Justin Fashanu had the decency to hang himself. Before somebody else did it for him! 🏳️🌈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 35 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Why didn't I look like Peter O'Toole . Florence of Arabia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Football is shit anyhow but this little storm in a teacup just highlights how much shitter it can get. The cross on the collar of the players shirts has been redesigned by some wokey, gay, design executives. Even though football is for those that practice arse-banditry we cannot have Chinas cheapest sweatshops knocking out crap like this for us (even though the RRP is £124.99!!!) before we know where we are the England football kit will be another North Face or Bud Lite disaster. Talking about shit, what happened to Dec's threatened comeback this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Talking about shit, what happened to Dec's threatened comeback this weekend? Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Why didn't I look like Peter O'Toole . Nevermind, elc, you'll always be a tool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Why didn't I look like Peter O'Toole . Because you're a Player's No 6 man and Peter was a Benson and Hedges Gold type of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Because you're a Player's No 6 man and Peter was a Benson and Hedges Gold type of guy. I was thinking more WOODBINE or PARK DRIVE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Florence of Arabia Didn't she write a book , the seven pliers of Widdecombe or something like that , fuck knows what it was about .Ottomans I think. Who'd write a book about storage solutions. What a boring cunt . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Nevermind, elc, you'll always be a tool. Aww, thanks .That's almost a friendly insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 57 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I was thinking more WOODBINE or PARK DRIVE. You’re further up the creek than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 44 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Didn't she write a book , the seven pliers of Widdecombe or something like that , fuck knows what it was about .Ottomans I think. Who'd write a book about storage solutions. What a boring cunt . Is that Doris Karloff you're disparaging? She's gone a bit quiet of late. Must be that double hip and spine replacement - it's wonderful now what they can do to keep you alive but bed ridden for another ten years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 I think the George Cross should be rainbow coloured to reflect the tolerance and understanding the working classes are instructed to display to 52 year old men who suddenly decide they've been living a lie and start dressing like 22 year old female Street walkers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that Doris Karloff you're disparaging? She's gone a bit quiet of late. Must be that double hip and spine replacement - it's wonderful now what they can do to keep you alive but bed ridden for another ten years. Naa, you're thinking of Agatha Reginald Christie , now she really could do an excellent murder mystery . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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