Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I write this and no doubt many had or are having a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kill ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never have allowed this to even get to a vote. I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he? It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton. Utter fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I wrote this and no doubt many had a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kil ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never gave allowed this to even get to a vote. I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he? It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton. Utter fucking cunts. That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on. Spastics allowed to survive on here, Raaso. Our vulvas got kicked in for at least a year when we joined. Fucks going on with the Big Beasts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Spastics allowed to survive on here, Raaso. Our vulvas got kicked in for at least a year when we joined. Fucks going on with the Big Beasts? I'm currently plucking @entitled little cunt, he'll be ready for the pot next week. Harold is in a world of his own and I think we'll simply have to be patient and wait until he kills himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 59 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I write this and no doubt many had or are having a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kill ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never have allowed this to even get to a vote. I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he? It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton. Utter fucking cunts. I’ve got 3 pallets of Woodbines stored in the bunker, and 20 thriving Virginia tobacco mother plants too, just in case they run low and I need to start growing my own roll up baccy. I wonder what the right honourable Rashid Sanuk would have to say about that? Phillip Morris was a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm currently plucking @entitled little cunt, he'll be ready for the pot next week. Harold is in a world of his own and I think we'll simply have to be patient and wait until he kills himself. Really. Plucking ?.The only pot around is yourself .A fucking teapot , you're obsessed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I write this and no doubt many had or are having a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kill ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never have allowed this to even get to a vote. I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he? It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton. Utter fucking cunts. Now come on , stop pretending you've had sex with anyone other than yourself . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Now come on , stop pretending you've had sex with anyone other than yourself . You don’t have to make up lies , such as ‘I really like you’ or pretend you’ve come when you’re having sex with yourself though. Swings and roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm currently plucking @entitled little cunt, he'll be ready for the pot next week. I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on. 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Spastics allowed to survive on here, Raaso. Our vulvas got kicked in for at least a year when we joined. Fucks going on with the Big Beasts? Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces. Reported for thread derailment. As a smoker, what do you think about this latest anti smoking shit to come out of Westminster, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate. Very wise cuntypaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate. Anything to stop the spastic writing more nominations, Cuntybaws. He keeps calling me a little cunt, lol, I know deep down he wishes he was dead and I'm simply guiding him to his destiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Anything to stop the spastic writing more nominations, Cuntybaws. He keeps calling me a little cunt, lol, I know deep down he wishes he was dead and I'm simply guiding him to his destiny. What’s the grandad thing? Are you cousins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: What’s the grandad thing? Are you cousins? Nah, I knew his Grandad in the 1930's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces. Do you want a crack in the mouth, son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do you want a crack in the mouth, son? He’s more used to a crack heads cock in his mouth DC, the vile, despicable, little deviant, emaciated greaseball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do you want a crack in the mouth, son? Is that your mouth in his crack? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Just now, King Billy said: He’s more used to a crack heads cock in his mouth DC, the vile, despicable, little deviant, emaciated greaseball. I thought DC was crying out for Frank's unwashed crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on. Did he smoke through his mouth or his trunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Really. Plucking ?.The only pot around is yourself .A fucking teapot , you're obsessed . You sound angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You sound angry. Really, do I. I dont think an angry person would describe another as a teapot .A gaped arsed spoilt as a child cunt maybe but not a teapot . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 13 hours ago, King Billy said: You don’t have to make up lies , such as ‘I really like you’ or pretend you’ve come when you’re having sex with yourself though. Swings and roundabouts. Lay on your arm till it goes numb then have a wank , that can help . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 My nan’s in this doc. What a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 6 minutes ago, Frank said: My nan’s in this doc. What a life. Derail my thread again and I'll end yours. You offer nothing, you self obsessed shitbreath cunt. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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