Bubba C Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 48 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Cheers Bubba, thanks for the update, it will take me a few days to settle in I but look forward to working with you again, is anyone close to a mental breakdown/meltdown that I can assist with. You missed Jazz. Fuck me, that cunt isn't playing with a full deck. Ding's dead too, you'd think that might not be a great loss, but in the modern era of the super spastic, it leaves a rather large autistic hole in the corner. Oh yeah, Baws made 2 typos in the last week, he's struggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Hello Apeness, my old friend I've come to talk with you againBecause an iron is softly creeping Dropped his cuff links while I was sleeping And the putter that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Why bring your sex life into this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Why bring your sex life into this? never mind all that nonsense, "where eagles dare" is on channel5 plus and Clints gun is nearly out of ammo. Gripping stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: In order to bring you up to speed, and apologies if I'm repeating what you already know, but: Proper now owns the place, withers is on life support, Alfie doesn't own a yacht, fender is still looking for his hammers and we've a new/old cunt called stubby who is borderline special needs and has a degree made out of shit roll and crayons hanging on his cloakroom wall. Welcome back old friend, it's been too long. Yeh, whatever. The cunt waltzes back on here after 9 months, and you, you Welsh cunt, slip your tongue down the back of his piss soaked trousers. Fucking disgrace, the pair of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 42 minutes ago, Ape said: That's Canvey Island ain't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, whatever. The cunt waltzes back on here after 9 months, and you, you Welsh cunt, slip your tongue down the back of his piss soaked trousers. Fucking disgrace, the pair of you. Is that what your compatriots said in the similar scenario when the Hun where replaced by the allies? Was clint Eastwood one of them with a schmeisser with a 5000 round mag with HE and incendiary rounds? That aside, I've been looking at milk cartons for a picture of someone who obviously interferes with geese but you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 10 hours ago, luke swarm said: Greetings Decimus, I trust that you have prospered in my absence. I see that the corner is undergoing one of those periods of banality despite the valiant efforts of yourself, William and Bubba. I feel the need to do some cunting and of course be subject to the same. Good to breath the free air again. I thought I never liked you, its welcome back from me to.sic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Canvey Island ain't it? If the earth was just Canvey Island, the world would be flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 06/10/2017 at 6:02 PM, Frank said: Scotty it's no secret that I recently acquired this shit house. I will tell you now - in fact you can all take note - if there's one more crappy joke posted on any of my pages, you'll be fucked off and out on your ear. In solidarity with Scotty and his right to post limp gags, I demand to be banned alongside him. The little man flings a stone at the Goliath of senior management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 I note that the flat earth society has global membership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: In solidarity with Scotty and his right to post limp gags, I demand to be banned alongside him. The little man flings a stone at the Goliath of senior management. You're the dodgiest fucker on here spotto. I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw franks corpse which admittedly is a long way: no hair, spindly legs, cancer riddled and emaciated plus his lower ribs removed. Much like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're the dodgiest fucker on here spotto. I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw franks corpse which admittedly is a long way: no hair, spindly legs, cancer riddled and emaciated plus his lower ribs removed. Much like you Pssst, Hey.... you ain’t seen me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I note that the flat earth society has global membership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Pssst, Hey.... you ain’t seen me.... I heard that you are visible on a satellite image of Cwmbran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 13 hours ago, ratcum said: I saw a very small dog when I was out today Scotto I hope you kicked it. I hate those pointless little fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: In solidarity with Scotty and his right to post limp gags, I demand to be banned alongside him. The little man flings a stone at the Goliath of senior management. I've given up on the weak gags, spotts. The wife chews straight through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 4 hours ago, scotty said: I hope you kicked it. I hate those pointless little fuckers. indeed. The result reminded me of that particularly heavy raid on Dresden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, whatever. The cunt waltzes back on here after 9 months, and you, you Welsh cunt, slip your tongue down the back of his piss soaked trousers. Fucking disgrace, the pair of you. Withers, I've missed you. I had this vision of you laying there in a damp, rat strewn building with no plumbing and a faint smell of knorr stock cubes, no one to notice or care that you had finally slipped away. I'm glad that you haven't you goose humping fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 19 hours ago, Bubba C said: You missed Jazz. Fuck me, that cunt isn't playing with a full deck. Ding's dead too, you'd think that might not be a great loss, but in the modern era of the super spastic, it leaves a rather large autistic hole in the corner. Oh yeah, Baws made 2 typos in the last week, he's struggling. We ought to have a 'Spack-off Challenge' each week, running non-stop for five weeks, in which the site's biggest spacks are eliminated, thus improving the overall quality of commenting. Just think: BDS, Ding, Jizz, Splitarsefucker, Withers... all could disappear – period – via process of elimination, with the most stupid cunt going first. I'll put money on Withers making it to week two. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I thought I never liked you, its welcome back from me to.sic Thank you for your kind words Penny,....like or dislike, its all fairly irrelevant on CC, Here we are all as despicable as the next cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, whatever. The cunt waltzes back on here after 9 months, and you, you Welsh cunt, slip your tongue down the back of his piss soaked trousers. Fucking disgrace, the pair of you. SILENCE you piece of diseased festering distended rectum.....how dare you comment on matters that do not concern you. Cunt. Good to see you are still here my old goose sodomising compadre, I see that the cancer still has not dampened your british spirit, you stupid French turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 On 10/3/2017 at 10:05 PM, Spanky said: Now I am not saying that I think the world is flat, but besides baws and potentially a few others, are any of you thick cunts basing your assumption that the world is round on anything more than hearsay? Go on, lazily cut and paste something from Wikipedia. It's on the Internet so it must be true. Not me Spanky, i have seen the curve of the earth from the ground..a friend of mine has a house in Canada with a wide enough view of the atlantic and on a clear day you can clearly see the curve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 On 07/10/2017 at 10:33 PM, Ape said: Is that Roops' fanny hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 On 08/10/2017 at 5:52 PM, Spanky said: Withers, I've missed you. I had this vision of you laying there in a damp, rat strewn building with no plumbing and a faint smell of knorr stock cubes, no one to notice or care that you had finally slipped away. I'm glad that you haven't you goose humping fucker. You've stayed at a Premiere Inn as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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