Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 She has spent £50k on new teeth, new boobs and a new bum. The new bum is footballer Jordan Piggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 ...and she's still fuck ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hector said: ...and she's still fuck ugly. ... but fuck ugly and rich. And a fucking mong to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: She has spent £50k on new teeth, new boobs and a new bum. The new bum is footballer Jordan Piggot. Shouldn't that be a new complete and utter cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Good for her! A girl has to have ambitions and if that means looking like a scented candle from Barbie-doll hell, to appeal to notional ideas of beauty and taste, then party on my wayward daughter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 A rich man awakens in hell and pines for only two things..a drop of water for his tongue and sombody to warn his five brothers about where he is.... Ape is a piss pot Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Have we had an opinion from Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Just googled it,wouldn't fucking touch it with yours.Pictured with her chavvy cunt boyfriend leaving a Toby Carvery which says so much more about the cunt than I ever could 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Just googled it,wouldn't fucking touch it with yours.Pictured with her chavvy cunt boyfriend leaving a Toby Carvery which says so much more about the cunt than I ever could Toby Carvery? That's considered sophisticated in parts of Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 What the fuck is it with women and tattoos? With a judicious application of rohypnol one might end up shagging the most beautiful woman in the world, but if she had one of these disgusting chavvy 'sleeves' or perhaps a tramp stamp, you could conceivably wake up in the morning next to it and think 'Oh fuck, I ended up in bed with a merchant seaman. Again'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: What the fuck is it with women and tattoos? With a judicious application of rohypnol one might end up shagging the most beautiful woman in the world, but if she had one of these disgusting chavvy 'sleeves' or perhaps a tramp stamp, you could conceivably wake up in the morning next to it and think 'Oh fuck, I ended up in bed with a merchant seaman. Again'. Waking up next to a merchant seaman? Sounds like a normal morning for punkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I do hate these selfies. I don't think they realise what pouting little tarts they look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Generic chav girl. Wins a bunch of money and will do stupid reckless stuff with it and lose it all again. In a few months she won't be able to pay the maid who cleans all the Chihuahua shite off the cream carpets in her McMansion. How long until she marries an abusive UFC fighter who is 'da one'? Still, makes a change from obese Scottish folk winning the pools. I remember when that pair Colin and Christine won the thing, and I still don't know which was which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Generic chav girl. Wins a bunch of money and will do stupid reckless stuff with it and lose it all again. In a few months she won't be able to pay the maid who cleans all the Chihuahua shite off the cream carpets in her McMansion. How long until she marries an abusive UFC fighter who is 'da one'? Still, makes a change from obese Scottish folk winning the pools. I remember when that pair Colin and Christine won the thing, and I still don't know which was which. Fuck you dan, I'd made a promise not to google this swamp beast for fear of never being able to get a stiffy again if I clapped eyes on tuskers hideous form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 When Primark does Holly Willoughby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 34 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Generic chav girl. Wins a bunch of money and will do stupid reckless stuff with it and lose it all again. In a few months she won't be able to pay the maid who cleans all the Chihuahua shite off the cream carpets in her McMansion. How long until she marries an abusive UFC fighter who is 'da one'? Still, makes a change from obese Scottish folk winning the pools. I remember when that pair Colin and Christine won the thing, and I still don't know which was which. Peters and Lee still going I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peters and Lee still going I see. They stayed away too long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 46 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Still, makes a change from obese Scottish folk winning the pools. I remember when that pair Colin and Christine won the thing, and I still don't know which was which. I recommend you shag neither of them then, just to be on the safe side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: They stayed away too long. I'm going to cut you up really fucking badly for that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peters and Lee still going I see. After they split, Diane Lee went into acting and Lennie Peters went into a brick wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 I always think that 'Health Lottery' is in very bad taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I always think that 'Health Lottery' is in very bad taste It's great Ratty. I won an iron lung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's great Ratty. I won an iron lung. When my Aunty Vi was a cleaner, she used to drag the patients out of lungs so she could bleach the insides. Naturally, most were asphyxiated before she put them back in. Still, you could punch a nun them days and still have change from a shilling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 17 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: She has spent £50k on new teeth, new boobs and a new bum. The new bum is footballer Jordan Piggot. You should spend a bit on a ghost writer, you useless fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: When my Aunty Vi was a cleaner, she used to drag the patients out of lungs so she could bleach the insides. Naturally, most were asphyxiated before she put them back in. Still, you could punch a nun them days and still have change from a shilling Your auntie was understandably cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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