Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Probable scenario .. syringe chucked away after Novichok Mk 1 and picked up by oxygen thieves so desperate for a fix that they are prepared to use discarded syringes found in a park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Look like a pair of lifes running sores alright Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Tanusha said: Probable scenario .. syringe chucked away after Novichok Mk 1 and picked up by oxygen thieves so desperate for a fix that they are prepared to use discarded syringes found in a park. Now that really would make them the poster children for the 2018 Darwin Awards, much better than those stupid Thai cave cunts. On a semi-related note, has anyone else read "Dead Men's Trousers" yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: On a semi-related note, has anyone else read "Dead Men's Trousers" yet? No but i've seen The Wrong Trousers multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Look like a pair of lifes running sores alright Panzerknacker She's 44? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now that really would make them the poster children for the 2018 Darwin Awards, much better than those stupid Thai cave cunts. On a semi-related note, has anyone else read "Dead Men's Trousers" yet? I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that some arsehat took a load of kids down a cave system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Tanusha said: Probable scenario .. syringe chucked away after Novichok Mk 1 and picked up by oxygen thieves so desperate for a fix that they are prepared to use discarded syringes found in a park. Bravo Miss Marple, you've solved another case. Slice of manor house with your Darjeeling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Look like a pair of lifes running sores alright Panzerknacker At last! Pansy's got an avatar. He's got all the charisma of a plastic cup, so it seems quite apt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bravo Miss Marple, you've solved another case. Slice of manor house with your Darjeeling? Pepsi Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 If they are junkies let's hope they both die 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 46 minutes ago, Wolfie said: At last! Pansy's got an avatar. He's got all the charisma of a plastic cup, so it seems quite apt. Hiding in plain sight would be more apt... .seriously though it's how the gals in my local coffee house hear and spell my name ..I'm too polite to correct them Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 47 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Hiding in plain sight would be more apt... .seriously though it's how the gals in my local coffee house hear and spell my name ..I'm too polite to correct them Panzerknacker You finally sorted out the avatar, panzy baby. Good work. Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You finally sorted out the avatar, panzy baby. Good work. Fuck off LOL Love to tell ya I knew what I was doing but it just seemed to happen Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Neil said: If they are junkies let's hope they both die Have a like Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: If they are junkies let's hope they both die Can't agree with other than in the name of science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Have a like Panzerknacker Why bother saying 'have a like'? The blue icon with your name on it is sufficient. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that some arsehat took a load of kids down a cave system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Hiding in plain sight would be more apt... .seriously though it's how the gals in my local coffee house hear and spell my name ..I'm too polite to correct them Panzerknacker What a fascinating anecdote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 40 minutes ago, nocti said: What's Colonel Sanders on a potholing holiday got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Why bother saying 'have a like'? The blue icon with your name on it is sufficient. Idiot. No sex again this month wuggers?..you n Ape could form a support group. .the handymen Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 hours ago, nocti said: Is old Sir Cyril still alive and involved with a new housing system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 So a Ruskie hit squad decides to knock off a couple of their traitors in this country. Two bullets in the head and walk away? Nah......fuck off.....too fucking simple. Let’s get some plutonium death ray shit , or some such James Bond bollocks and show you don’t fuck about with Ivan. That’ll fucking teach ‘em! Two weeks later they walk out of hospital as healthy as fuck. Fast forward a couple of months and , somehow , somewhere a couple of easily dispensable losers stumble across The Joker’s magic death ray. Where the fuck is Batman when you need him? Do they really expect us to buy this load of old fucking pony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 7 hours ago, nocti said: Imagine the look of despair on the entire teams faces (apart from the coach, probably - like PE Teachers, they all seem to have gay desires) if this cunt turns out to be one of the 'rescuers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Imagine the look of despair on the entire teams faces (apart from the coach, probably - like PE Teachers, they all seem to have gay desires) if this cunt turns out to be one of the 'rescuers'. Meanwhile, in a prison somewhere, Barry Burnell is wanking until he's no more than a puddle on the floor, going 'Why Didn't I Think Of That!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 7/5/2018 at 1:02 PM, Cuntybaws said: Now that really would make them the poster children for the 2018 Darwin Awards, much better than those stupid Thai cave cunts. On a semi-related note, has anyone else read "Dead Men's Trousers" yet? Did you read about that utter fucking lemon who went in to deliver oxygen, and then died due to lack of oxygen. His sister probably married a Cotswoldian billionaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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