Guest Ollyboro Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 If the England Women's Football team win the World Cup should their manager, Nev minor, have a statue placed in Trafalgar Square, in his honour? I say Yes. And I say Yes for the following reasons: 1) Imagine Beckham's fucking face at the unveiling. Posh will probably divorce the cunt on the spot, for not having a bigger fucking statue. 2) Neville has the teeth for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: If the England Women's Football team win the World Cup should their manager, Nev minor, have a statue placed in Trafalgar Square, in his honour? I say Yes. And I say Yes for the following reasons: 1) Imagine Beckham's fucking face at the unveiling. Posh will probably divorce the cunt on the spot, for not having a bigger fucking statue. 2) Neville has the teeth for it. If the England women's football team wins the world cup, a statue of Neville will be the least of the plaudits that they receive.The BBC will immediately instigate emergency protocol "Emasculation" in conjunction with the British government. All news articles for the following seven days will by law include nothing but constant reminders that the men's team have not won their own equivalent in 53 years. Bobby Moore's corpse will be dug up and burnt in the middle of Parliament square as a symbolic gesture of the passing of the patriarchy and the commencement of the new world Gynecocracy. After the BBC graphics team has photoshopped two million cheering citizens into the actual crowd of three butch lesbians who turn up for the team's triumphant return, they will turn their attention to retrospectively editing a tutu onto all archive footage of Winston Churchill. Here's hoping the stupid sluts get knocked out in the next round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 I reckon everyone would be in favour of a statue but in order not to offend anyone it would have to be entirely featureless where his cock and balls should be. Actually I'm surprised nobody's complained about the fact the manager is male. How many female managers are there in the men's domestic leagues?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: If the England Women's Football team win the World Cup should their manager, Nev minor, have a statue placed in Trafalgar Square, in his honour? I say Yes. And I say Yes for the following reasons: 1) Imagine Beckham's fucking face at the unveiling. Posh will probably divorce the cunt on the spot, for not having a bigger fucking statue. 2) Neville has the teeth for it. Eat some sugar for Christ sakes, this is England we're talking about! We'll either throw away a three goal lead with 4 minutes to go or we'll be retrospectively kicked in the collective cunt by some edict from FIFA (operating under an emergency directive from Jean-Claude Junker) that Kraut goals count double and we should play with our legs tied together, in full blackout glasses.....wanking (which will mean an upgrade in performance for Millie Bright. I mean she makes John Stones look like a model of defensive solidity and competence!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I reckon everyone would be in favour of a statue but in order not to offend anyone it would have to be entirely featureless where his cock and balls should be. Actually I'm surprised nobody's complained about the fact the manager is male. How many female managers are there in the men's domestic leagues?? Does Sol Campbell count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Football used to be for irons, now it's definitely for CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 29 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Imagine Beckham's fucking face at the unveiling. Posh will probably divorce the cunt on the spot, for not having a bigger fucking statue. Anything that pisses in Beckham's porridge is OK with me, he's a total CUNT. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 https://www.thenational.scot/news/17732434.heres-why-scotlands-wimmen-are-oor-real-national-team/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If the England women's football team wins the world cup, a statue of Neville will be the least of the plaudits that they receive.The BBC will immediately instigate emergency protocol "Emasculation" in conjunction with the British government. All news articles for the following seven days will by law include nothing but constant reminders that the men's team have not won their own equivalent in 53 years. Bobby Moore's corpse will be dug up and burnt in the middle of Parliament square as a symbolic gesture of the passing of the patriarchy and the commencement of the new world Gynecocracy. After the BBC graphics team has photoshopped two million cheering citizens into the actual crowd of three butch lesbians who turn up for the team's triumphant return, they will turn their attention to retrospectively editing a tutu onto all archive footage of Winston Churchill. Here's hoping the stupid sluts get knocked out in the next round. So, in the event of England winning the trophy, it's safe to put you down as a "maybe" if you're invited to the BBC's Sports Personality Of The Year aftershow piss-up/nonce-a-long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 29 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: So, in the event of England winning the trophy, it's safe to put you down as a "maybe" if you're invited to the BBC's Sports Personality Of The Year aftershow piss-up/nonce-a-long? I might be persuaded to turn up, along with a wood axe, a can of petrol and a box of matches. But only if I receive assurances that Lenny Henry and Clare Balding will also be in attendance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I might be persuaded to turn up, along with a wood axe, a can of petrol and a box of matches. But only if I receive assurances that Lenny Henry and Clare Balding will also be in attendance. I might have got this wrong, but somecunt just told me that after Brexit it'll be perfectly legal to kill blacks and lezzas. So just hang on. I'd hate for you to end up in any legal difficulties. There'll probably some sort of legal cooling down period, at which point the blacks and lezzas will be escorted to Heathrow by that Cracknell(?) cunt from Can't Speak English? We'll Take You Away , or shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: If the England women's football team wins the world cup, a statue of Neville will be the least of the plaudits that they receive.The BBC will immediately instigate emergency protocol "Emasculation" in conjunction with the British government. All news articles for the following seven days will by law include nothing but constant reminders that the men's team have not won their own equivalent in 53 years. Bobby Moore's corpse will be dug up and burnt in the middle of Parliament square as a symbolic gesture of the passing of the patriarchy and the commencement of the new world Gynecocracy. After the BBC graphics team has photoshopped two million cheering citizens into the actual crowd of three butch lesbians who turn up for the team's triumphant return, they will turn their attention to retrospectively editing a tutu onto all archive footage of Winston Churchill. Here's hoping the stupid sluts get knocked out in the next round. Awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Awful. Frank, how would you go about defending yourself from a heavyset black man, armed with a carving knife and a history of violent paranoia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Awful. I say, I say, I say: why was Frank's corpse missing 4 fingers? Because it was embalmed in thalidomide. Just like when he was alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 I thought that wanting Spurs to get stuffed by the Mickey Mousers was unsurpassable but if it keeps these split arses away from the news every fucking 2 minutes I hope whoever they play next give them a proper anal stuffing (purely in the soccer sense) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: (which will mean an upgrade in performance for Millie Bright. I mean she makes John Stones look like a model of defensive solidity and competence!) Hang on a fucking minute. Are you saying that you've actually watched some of it? I mean, genuinely sat down and looked at the telly while the wimmins football has been showing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Awful. Frank, where is your dignity? Like me, you are no longer popular on here. This is my last post. Let Eric have the site, the boring pin-headed cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Hang on a fucking minute. Are you saying that you've actually watched some of it? I mean, genuinely sat down and looked at the telly while the wimmins football has been showing??? Do him Grotty! Do him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank, how would you go about defending yourself from a heavyset black man, armed with a carving knife and a history of violent paranoia? In his usual way, I imagine. Namely by dropping his trousers and spreading out his hairy arsehole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, scotty said: Hang on a fucking minute. Are you saying that you've actually watched some of it? I mean, genuinely sat down and looked at the telly while the wimmins football has been showing??? Seriously, I don't have a problem with the sport. I take it for what it is and go with that and fair play to all concerned. It's competitive, there's less cheating, skill albeit at a far slower pace and, well, it's England innit? My issue is with the BBC's coverage and it's lion(ess)ization of the tournament to the level of incredulity, reaching its nadir with shit like 'Marta equalling Miroslav Klose's record as the World Cup's leading goalscorer', for fuck's sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, where is your dignity? Like me, you are no longer popular on here. This is my last post. Let Eric have the site, the boring pin-headed cunt. You're alright Scrotals, it must be the photos of your Gran's prolapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, where is your dignity? Like me, you are no longer popular on here. This is my last post. Let Eric have the site, the boring pin-headed cunt. Shut up, you thick cunt. I stick around because Decimus entertains me. For some god forsaken reason, his posts on Friday afternoons are always shit. I don’t know if he hands the reins over to Mrs D, or if it’s all early release alcohol induced bollocks. Either way, I’ll never communicate with you again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Seriously, I don't have a problem with the sport. I take it for what it is and go with that and fair play to all concerned. It's competitive, there's less cheating, skill albeit at a far slower pace and, well, it's England innit? My issue is with the BBC's coverage and it's lion(ess)ization of the tournament to the level of incredulity, reaching its nadir with shit like 'Marta equalling Miroslav Klose's record as the World Cup's leading goalscorer', for fuck's sake! I sent in some ideas for the England women's kit Jiggly 1. dental floss 2. Pictures of dead Germans after the Dresden firestorm raid of 1945. The cunts fuckin ignored me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up, you thick cunt. I stick around because Decimus entertains me. For some god forsaken reason, his posts on Friday afternoons are always shit. I don’t know if he hands the reins over to Mrs D, or if it’s all early release alcohol induced bollocks. Either way, I’ll never communicate with you again. foreign twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up, you thick cunt. I stick around because Decimus entertains me. For some god forsaken reason, his posts on Friday afternoons are always shit. I don’t know if he hands the reins over to Mrs D, or if it’s all early release alcohol induced bollocks. Either way, I’ll never communicate with you again. To be fair to Babs, she was solely responsible for penning the "Jess Phillips" nomination, which received a stellar seven 'likes'. She doesn't much care for Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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