Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I reckon everyone would be in favour of a statue but in order not to offend anyone it would have to be entirely featureless where his cock and balls should be. Actually I'm surprised nobody's complained about the fact the manager is male. How many female managers are there in the men's domestic leagues?? Gabriella Benson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 hours ago, kylie said: Anything that pisses in Beckham's porridge is OK with me, he's a total CUNT. Oh fuck him. I saw he was getting his boat race noticed at last night's game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Awful. Frank, have you had any trips to the continent recently? I hear Gallargues-le-Montueux is beautiful at the moment, could I suggest that you visit? Don't underdress, it can get a bit chilly in the evenings. And avoid drinking too much water, it's easy to overhydrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, scotty said: Frank, have you had any trips to the continent recently? I hear Gallargues-le-Montueux is beautiful at the moment, could I suggest that you visit? Don't underdress, it can get a bit chilly in the evenings. And avoid drinking too much water, it's easy to overhydrate. There's no chance of him dehydrating in France, Withers will keep his gob well and truly topped up with spunk. As for overdressing, I imagine that he'll adopt his usual default summer wardrobe, unfortunately: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, kylie said: Anything that pisses in Beckham's porridge is OK with me, he's a total CUNT. I bet that the thick cunt has got a dog as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I might be persuaded to turn up, along with a wood axe, a can of petrol and a box of matches. But only if I receive assurances that Lenny Henry and Clare Balding will also be in attendance. Have you seen any pendulous scrotums today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Gabriella Benson? Never heard of the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Ollyboro said: If the England Women's Football team win the World Cup should their manager, Nev minor, have a statue placed in Trafalgar Square, in his honour? I say Yes. And I say Yes for the following reasons: 1) Imagine Beckham's fucking face at the unveiling. Posh will probably divorce the cunt on the spot, for not having a bigger fucking statue. 2) Neville has the teeth for it. There will be far worse consequences if they win. Team members will appear during every advert break claiming that Tampax stopped them bleeding to death during the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: In his usual way, I imagine. Namely by dropping his trousers and spreading out his hairy arsehole. I thought he might play a few chords on the guitar while sing nonsensically, though I think you summed up his plan a descriptively! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: Have you seen any pendulous scrotums today? I wish I had a spare one, I would make a wallet, write LV all over it wiv a sharpie, and cackle as peasants swoon with awe, as I whip it out to pay for the spicy wings in Ahmet's chicken shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 When I first saw the title I thought.....Neville? Where the fuck is there a statue of Chamberlain? Nowhere i’ve ever heard of. I actually feel sorry for poor old Neville.......an out of touch, public school posh twat who had never met a piece of shit like Adolf and couldn’t cope with the cunt. His posh , moneyed background and his love of appeasement is reflected so clearly in the present House of Commons. The problem is they had Winston Churchill and we have Boris fucking Johnson. We’re fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: When I first saw the title I thought.....Neville? Where the fuck is there a statue of Chamberlain? Nowhere i’ve ever heard of. I actually feel sorry for poor old Neville.......an out of touch, public school posh twat who had never met a piece of shit like Adolf and couldn’t cope with the cunt. His posh , moneyed background and his love of appeasement is reflected so clearly in the present House of Commons. The problem is they had Winston Churchill and we have Boris fucking Johnson. We’re fucked. Fucking hell, Judith. You do realise there's more to life than Brexit? You've become just a tad one dimensional. Apart from Stavros and the regulars in the Blue Oyster few are going to give a shit if you pop an intercranial blood vessel over this. Take up a hobby to distract yourself. How about fishing, I believe that's considered relaxing. There might even still be some eels in the Thames that you can jelly for your breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: When I first saw the title I thought.....Neville? Where the fuck is there a statue of Chamberlain? Nowhere i’ve ever heard of. I actually feel sorry for poor old Neville.......an out of touch, public school posh twat who had never met a piece of shit like Adolf and couldn’t cope with the cunt. His posh , moneyed background and his love of appeasement is reflected so clearly in the present House of Commons. The problem is they had Winston Churchill and we have Boris fucking Johnson. We’re fucked. Judge, you are, without need for adjudicatory confirmation, an horrible cunt. But I find myself agreeing with you on serious matters, too often to discount the possibility that I too am an horrible cunt. fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Judge, you are, without need for adjudicatory confirmation, an horrible cunt. But I find myself agreeing with you on serious matters, too often to discount the possibility that I too am an horrible cunt. fuck. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish I had a spare one, I would make a wallet, write LV all over it wiv a sharpie, and cackle as peasants swoon with awe, as I whip it out to pay for the spicy wings in Ahmet's chicken shop. Would you "tan" it first before having it made into a wallet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: What? Why are you replying to this? You don't have the nerve to reply to a PM, but add worthless comments to a conversation you were never privy to in the first place. You're all facade, and no substance. And you haven't been relevant on here for at least 4 years. Utterly charmless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 21:24, Glowworm said: I bet that the thick cunt has got a dog as well. It's very rare you see Vicky out with the tattoo'd sex-God these days, she's too busy designing her latest thong collection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, kylie said: It's very rare you see Vicky out with the tattoo'd sex-God these days, she's too busy designing her latest thong collection. She short stick to willy warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: short stick Vicky told me Dave has a very short 'stick' 😏 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 29/06/2019 at 01:07, Eric Cuntman said: Judge, you are, without need for adjudicatory confirmation, an horrible cunt. But I find myself agreeing with you on serious matters, too often to discount the possibility that I too am an horrible cunt. fuck. It's a disturbing trend Eric, I've noticed it myself, nodding in agreement with the Brixton rabbi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 England won't win. They'll be eliminated where every fucking English/British cunt gets eliminated; the semi finals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Can I just say that I always get further than a semi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 18:33, Decimus said: I might be persuaded to turn up, along with a wood axe, a can of petrol and a box of matches. But only if I receive assurances that Lenny Henry and Clare Balding will also be in attendance. You going to ticket their cars? You could bend their wipers too while no ones about. But where would you put your parking tickets then? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 21:10, Decimus said: There's no chance of him dehydrating in France, Withers will keep his gob well and truly topped up with spunk. As for overdressing, I imagine that he'll adopt his usual default summer wardrobe, unfortunately: Is that Decimus at San Francisco Pride week? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is that Decimus at San Francisco Pride week? lol. YES LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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