Major Cunt Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: You would never find me at a trainspotters convention other than running amok with an machine gun Marjorie .. I hate spotters even more than I hate you, you gormless little fuckwit. Shut it cuntchops. You insufferable prat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Shut it cuntchops. You insufferable prat! Marjorie you are a big girls blouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yes. I only score 5 on the Hare scale, and I make Hannibal Lecter look like Mary Poppins. However, as it’s my belief that Mary Poppins is perhaps the biggest sociopath the world has ever known, that’s perhaps not the best simile to run with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Well firstly, I viewed the Major's query as rhetorical and secondly, he resorted to an LCD quip 'cos that's the best his self-styed "thinking out of the box" intellect can muster. The notion that you could position yourself as some sort of father figure is risible and lacks resonance, not least because I am in my mid to late forties whereas you seem to have a late teens approach and outlook. You cunt. I've just noticed I've ended up arguing with you. Touché. Still think the cunt should die though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: He certainly does, and the Major had many a pony in her majesty's establishments. Don’t know how old you are MC but the ‘slopping out’ days are best consigned to history. Nasty. (Especially as most peters were two’d up even if they were built by the Victorians to hold one of lifes unfortunates.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 Long before my time Bill I've only just turned 40. Though I've heard about slopping out and having to launch shit parcels out the window, glad I didn't know that. Mine was in my early 20s, my cousin and brother moved to Holland and you could probably guess the rest. I'm sure Punkers spends his time on the cucumbers lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Long before my time Bill I've only just turned 40. Though I've heard about slopping out and having to launch shit parcels out the window, glad I didn't know that. Mine was in my early 20s, my cousin and brother moved to Holland and you could probably guess the rest. I'm sure Punkers spends his time on the cucumbers lol. Please tell me it didn’t involve a large window and a red light? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Please tell me it didn’t involve a large window and a red light? If only lol. No just the movement of certain beneficial substances from Rotterdam to London. Know what I mean! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 I was gonna try ‘clog smuggling’ but I just couldn’t swallow the cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I was gonna try ‘clog smuggling’ but I just couldn’t swallow the cunts Xanax and Mogadon ect from China/India is where it's at now, so I'm told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Xanax and Mogadon ect from China/India is where it's at now, so I'm told. The enemy are cracking down on all the generic prescription drugs recently. I wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole.Most of them are totally unsafe as no one knows what’s in them. Sildenafil (viagra) are a great earner though, from India. Since Pfizers patent expired about 5 or 6 years ago the biggest pharmaceutical firms in India knock them out by the millions. And the U.K. deprescribing them means that it’s not even a nicking to posess them. Couple that to a 1500% mark up and it’s a sort of a no brainer. As opposed to a no boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: You cunt. I've just noticed I've ended up arguing with you. Touché. Still think the cunt should die though. The average human lifespan is around 2.5 billion seconds .. use that time careful and do not waste it arguing with Mrs R. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Long before my time Bill I've only just turned 40. Though I've heard about slopping out and having to launch shit parcels out the window, glad I didn't know that. Mine was in my early 20s, my cousin and brother moved to Holland and you could probably guess the rest. I'm sure Punkers spends his time on the cucumbers lol. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 29 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Idiot. The time to recognise when you are a spent force is well past, Alfie is dead, so should you be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Idiot. It's relatively normal for a man of 47 years to have a bit of meat on his bones. I'm probably not the first person to say it, but you'll never be the whip-thin lead singer of a trendy young indie band. Give your eating disorder back to the Olsen twins, start dressing your fucking age and accept that you're more Rick Astley than Alex Turner. Edited August 19, 2019 by Decimus Shove your six string up your fucking arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Idiot. Here we go again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Idiot. You've lost if Kleftiko. Spent force wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 On 16/08/2019 at 21:55, King Billy said: Samantha Ford who drowned her 23 month old twins in the bath because she had become obsessed with causing her husband pain was today sentenced to 10 years imprisonment which means she serves 5. Her husband had moved out a couple of months earlier and she became obsessed with the desire to hurt him for this action. They had recently moved back to the U.K. after living a lavish life in Quatar for many years. She resented the fact that she and her kids had to, in her own words “Be reduced to living in a shithole” which happened to be a very nice house in Kent which they (husband Steve) had bought for them on their return to Britain. He moved out to a rented property. The court was told that she had been a very materialistic and controlling person right from the start of their marriage. 30 minutes after the kids were returned to her by their grandparents she drowned them and put them to bed. She then drove off to throw herself off a cliff. At the cliff top she decided to not do this and drive home. On the way home she drove at high speed into the back of a lorry. She wasn’t killed or even that badly injured as she was able to tell the police and ambulance staff that she wanted to die. The prosecution accepted her plea of guilty to manslaughter due to diminished responsibility, so the murder charges were dropped. She will be ‘treated’ at a secure mental hospital until she is well enough to go to prison. Every day of treatment at the mental hospital will count as time served off her sentence, So what’s the betting that after about 3 to 4 years ‘treatment’ she has recovered her mental well-being so much that she can spend about a year in a low cat prison and be released. Strange that she was so successful in the killing of her kids but so spectacularly unsuccessful in the final part of her plan. A plan which she had been putting together for weeks according to her computer history. The father Steve has called for the sentence to be increased, which seems not unreasonable really. The usual women’s rights mob have already started tweeting in her defence, some trying to shift some of the blame to him even though he did not at any time act badly towards her apart from the single act of leaving her.She is already being described as a victim and someone who deserves sympathy. In my opinion this cunt knew exactly what she was doing and tried to minimize the consequences for herself. Hopefully ‘Soldier F’ The paratrooper about to face murder charges for his actions on Bloody Sunday will have the same lenience shown to him. Some fucking chance. I was reading this the other day, and then I gave up. The same just happened again, despite a good sleep and a couple of espressos. For the benefit of others (quite a few, it appears) give it up Billy. Find a website fitting of a clueless chav with a bigger collection of DVDs than books. You colourless, boring dickhead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I was reading this the other day, and then I gave up. The same just happened again, despite a good sleep and a couple of espressos. For the benefit of others (quite a few, it appears) give it up Billy. Find a website fitting of a clueless chav with a bigger collection of DVDs than books. You colourless, boring dickhead. Was it the words of more than three syllables that made you give up twice. Don’t throw the towel in. Have another go. You’ll get there eventually. Who knows you’re own grasp of the English language may even improve to the level of an average retarded 6 year old spastic. Thank you for your obviously well intentioned advice. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 On 17/08/2019 at 16:52, camberwell gypsy said: I'm against the death penalty but life should mean life. Not "serve at least 15 years", but life. The reason I'm against the death penalty is because by and large, the police can be shite at investigating murders. Agreed. I'm against the death penalty, but for a different reason. Take Ians Brady and Huntley, for example. Just look at how much each suffered/suffers through incarceration, both wanting to die because they hate prison life so much. The death penalty for them would've been the least painful way out. Essentially, I am happy to pay taxes which contribute to their suffering – not as an act of sadism but to help fund proper and full sentencing which acts as a deterrent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Was it the words of more than three syllables that made you give up twice. Don’t throw the towel in. Have another go. You’ll get there eventually. Who knows you’re own grasp of the English language may even improve to the level of an average retarded 6 year old spastic. Thank you for your obviously well intentioned advice. Fuck off. 'Who knows you’re own grasp of the English language.' Oh the irony. Come on Billy, keep up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Who knows you’re own grasp of the English language.' Oh the irony. Come on Billy, keep up. How to shoot your own foot off. That was a rather cuntish error wasn’t it considering the context of the post. Oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: How to shoot your own foot off. That was a rather cuntish error wasn’t it considering the context of the post. Oops! Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 19 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Well if he's carrying a Ruger LC9 he's generally right Bill. Nice. Full power 9mm in a pocket pistol not a lot bigger than a .25 Baby Browning. I bet all the Mulder and Scully types have switched to those as back-ups. If concealed carry was legal here, I wouldn't leave home without one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice. Full power 9mm in a pocket pistol not a lot bigger than a .25 Baby Browning. I bet all the Mulder and Scully types have switched to those as back-ups. If concealed carry was legal here, I wouldn't leave home without one. It's a nice bit of kit Eric, for sure. I'm pretty old school myself going for a 9mm Berretta or possibly a Browning? Not as old school as Jewdy though, who favours a 12 bore sawn of on bits of work. Rumour has it the flying squad mounted an operation, after his mobility scooter was spotted following a Securicor van. There was an innocent explanation though. The old bill were convinced by his protestations of it being the year 1977 and dementia sufferers ID card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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