Guest N/A Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 So we are a few months in now on what has become yet another very predictable dissapointment of a pandemic.... it’s right up there with the AIDs bullshit or the old Millenium Bug classic ... never happened. However, in a very non BBC way I will also look at the other side of the story and will call out the old cunts who think that they ....and us.... have to live in a bubble, self isolating for evermore.... Clealry if they had any sense they would get themselves exposed to the virus.... whilst the NHS is still half interested in saving them should they show severe symptoms and require a respirator. Give it 3 months and any old cunt showing up to hospital will be treated like it’s 2019.... and left on a trolly in a corridor for 23 hours, dehydrated, infected with a hospital bug and the next available respirator will be notified to them in a letter dated March 2023. These old cunts need to smart up and go round licking door handles in Tescos, or have tea with the asian doctors family next door.. the sooner they get it the better their chances. Who the fuck do they think will give a shit when we all rotate back to the real world.... once the media get into the next story...the economy.... the NHS will simply be forgotten about and all this fake concern will disappear... I hope the two old cunts across the street read this.... fucking annoying self righteous pricks. They won’t see Xmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I hope the two old cunts across the street read this.... fucking annoying self righteous pricks. They won’t see Xmas... Fucking hell! So you actually live in a street.......with houses opposite you? So you are nowhere near as rich as me Pretend Northern Rich Boy Who Pulled Himself Out Of Poverty By His Bootstraps? I suspect if the “two old cunts” are reading this they are pissing themselves laughing at the inadequate little nobody who hides away like the two bob little shit he is and then becomes Mr Mouth Almighty on t’internet. You’re a wanker mate, everybody knows it. Stop embarrassing yourself for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So we are a few months in now on what has become yet another very predictable dissapointment of a pandemic.... it’s right up there with the AIDs bullshit or the old Millenium Bug classic ... never happened. However, in a very non BBC way I will also look at the other side of the story and will call out the old cunts who think that they ....and us.... have to live in a bubble, self isolating for evermore.... Clealry if they had any sense they would get themselves exposed to the virus.... whilst the NHS is still half interested in saving them should they show severe symptoms and require a respirator. Give it 3 months and any old cunt showing up to hospital will be treated like it’s 2019.... and left on a trolly in a corridor for 23 hours, dehydrated, infected with a hospital bug and the next available respirator will be notified to them in a letter dated March 2023. These old cunts need to smart up and go round licking door handles in Tescos, or have tea with the asian doctors family next door.. the sooner they get it the better their chances. Who the fuck do they think will give a shit when we all rotate back to the real world.... once the media get into the next story...the economy.... the NHS will simply be forgotten about and all this fake concern will disappear... I hope the two old cunts across the street read this.... fucking annoying self righteous pricks. They won’t see Xmas... 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fucking hell! So you actually live in a street.......with houses opposite you? So you are nowhere near as rich as me Pretend Northern Rich Boy Who Pulled Himself Out Of Poverty By His Bootstraps? I suspect if the “two old cunts” are reading this they are pissing themselves laughing at the inadequate little nobody who hides away like the two bob little shit he is and then becomes Mr Mouth Almighty on t’internet. You’re a wanker mate, everybody knows it. Stop embarrassing yourself for fucks sake. I love it when two titans of the cunt world go head to head. So much more exciting than Cuntflix. I'll get the popcorn in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love it when two titans of the cunt world go head to head. So much more exciting than Cuntflix. I'll get the popcorn in. It certainly would be a tough call between two cunts having a hissy fit and RuPauls Drag Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 I hope the two old cunts across the street read this.... fucking annoying self righteous pricks. They won’t see Xmas... Free tv licences , prescriptions and bus rides ... what's not to like ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love it when two titans of the cunt world go head to head. So much more exciting than Cuntflix. A whole lot cheaper, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love it when two titans of the cunt world go head to head. So much more exciting than Cuntflix. I'll get the popcorn in. Titans? Well i’m not really up on Greek mythology but I wouldn’t get too excited. I’m only having a little pop at an internet braggart and, to be fair to the cunt, he hasn’t come back with the usual fat, poor, queer, cripple bollocks. As for popcorn, a mate of a mate of a mate of mine used to work in a cinema. He said they used to sweep up the popcorn off the floor every night and put it back in the machine. I love perpetuating urban myths and testing the credulity of the permanently thick. 😁Besides which, I wouldn’t put that cardboard shit in my mouth anyway so what do I care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: ...to be fair to the cunt, he hasn’t come back with the usual fat, poor, queer, cripple bollocks... Ah...the clash of the titans has been postponed as one of the participants has been committed to enforced isolation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 On 29/05/2020 at 11:09, camberwell gypsy said: I love it when two titans of the cunt world go head to head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is that Eric in the red trunks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Eric in the red trunks? Yes. Sorted that little cunt out good and proper. Fucking little shit, always going on about "the plane boss, the plane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Eric in the red trunks? Too tall for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 (edited) They call him Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, and yes he's a 4 by 2 With a fancy pair of calipers to match his built up shoe He logs into the corner on the sauce and Special Brew, and talks a lot of bollocks about Farage and Corbyn too. Social skills of a dyspraxic and the logic of a Victorian, and readily grab his gammon head then beat it like drum. So Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, it's only just a laugh, but take a three bar heater, and then jump in the fucking bath. Edited June 21, 2020 by Major Cunt Another device 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: They call him Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, and yes he's a 4 by 2 With a fancy pair of calipers to match his built up shoe He logs into the corner on the sauce and Special Brew, and talks a lot of bollocks about Farage and Corbyn too. Social skills of a dyspraxic and the logic of a Victorian, and readily grab his gammon head then beat it like drum. So Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, it's only just a laugh, but take a three bar heater, and then jump in the bath. He is the blackness, he is the dark. He is the alcoholic pissed in the park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He is the blackness, he is the dark. He is the alcoholic pissed in the park. That takes me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: That takes me back. To about 1980 when 'Breaking Glass' came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: They call him Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, and yes he's a 4 by 2 With a fancy pair of calipers to match his built up shoe He logs into the corner on the sauce and Special Brew, and talks a lot of bollocks about Farage and Corbyn too. Social skills of a dyspraxic and the logic of a Victorian, and readily grab his gammon head then beat it like drum. So Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, it's only just a laugh, but take a three bar heater, and then jump in the bath. Nice touch with the three bar heater bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 29/05/2020 at 01:09, Monumental cunt said: So we are a few months in now on what has become yet another very predictable dissapointment of a pandemic.... it’s right up there with the AIDs bullshit or the old Millenium Bug classic ... never happened. However, in a very non BBC way I will also look at the other side of the story and will call out the old cunts who think that they ....and us.... have to live in a bubble, self isolating for evermore.... Clealry if they had any sense they would get themselves exposed to the virus.... whilst the NHS is still half interested in saving them should they show severe symptoms and require a respirator. Give it 3 months and any old cunt showing up to hospital will be treated like it’s 2019.... and left on a trolly in a corridor for 23 hours, dehydrated, infected with a hospital bug and the next available respirator will be notified to them in a letter dated March 2023. These old cunts need to smart up and go round licking door handles in Tescos, or have tea with the asian doctors family next door.. the sooner they get it the better their chances. Who the fuck do they think will give a shit when we all rotate back to the real world.... once the media get into the next story...the economy.... the NHS will simply be forgotten about and all this fake concern will disappear... I hope the two old cunts across the street read this.... fucking annoying self righteous pricks. They won’t see Xmas... The usual mixture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 30/05/2020 at 17:04, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. Sorted that little cunt out good and proper. Fucking little shit, always going on about "the plane boss, the plane!" Be careful when he grows up Eric. A mate of mine had a tear up with a midget and about ten years later the cunt came looking for revenge. I swear he was at least 6’4”, the flash little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Be careful when he grows up Eric. A mate of mine had a tear up with a midget and about ten years later the cunt came looking for revenge. I swear he was at least 6’4”, the flash little cunt. When you say midget, do you mean '8 year old child'? That would probably explain such a phenomenon. I'm good at science and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you say midget, do you mean '8 year old child'? That would probably explain such a phenomenon. I'm good at science and shit. He may have been a dwarf rather than a midget. I think he had 14” legs, a 26” torso and a 3ft head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: He may have been a dwarf rather than a midget. I think he had 14” legs, a 26” torso and a 3ft head. Sounds like a kid from harwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, King Billy said: He may have been a dwarf rather than a midget. I think he had 14” legs, a 26” torso and a 3ft head. Robbie Williams 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Robbie Williams I was just about to give you a like and then I remembered that I don’t agree with squatters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I was just about to give you a like and then I remembered that I don’t agree with squatters. I never squat. I hover We're talking about the toilet right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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