Cuntybaws Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I've clearly fucked over the tedious trio. Losers. Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? It’s so frickin’ good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? It’s so frickin’ good. Try the hot-pockets. They’re breathtaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 This wee derek fella, he's desperate to have some sort of dialogue with me. Here's the deal. I don't dislike all the moderators, just one of them. I don't dislike all the members, just you and your little gang, trying to be self-appointed 'gatekeepers', 'elite' etc. Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn’t lorazepam great? It’s just like diazepam but 10 times stronger. If only the tablets weren’t ten times larger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? It’s so frickin’ good. Does flicking a palmful of fresh cockmilk at Christina Aguilera when she was singing ‘dirty’ and flashing her red knickers on stage at Glastonbury count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: If only the tablets weren’t ten times larger. I put them in a burger bun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 45 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: This wee derek fella, he's desperate to have some sort of dialogue with me. Here's the deal. I don't dislike all the moderators, just one of them. I don't dislike all the members, just you and your little gang, trying to be self-appointed 'gatekeepers', 'elite' etc. Fuck off. No. Make us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 46 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: This wee derek fella, he's desperate to have some sort of dialogue with me. Here's the deal. I don't dislike all the moderators, just one of them. I don't dislike all the members, just you and your little gang, trying to be self-appointed 'gatekeepers', 'elite' etc. Fuck off. P.s. Is it just the 3 members you named who are in my gang? Or are the other 6 people you blocked also in it? Fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: P.s. Is it just the 3 members you named who are in my gang? Or are the other 6 people you blocked also in it? Fucking idiot. Why can’t I have a gang? It’s not fair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: P.s. Is it just the 3 members you named who are in my gang? Or are the other 6 people you blocked also in it? Fucking idiot. Think how I feel. Overnight I've gone from being the leader of a clique that never existed to the position of Eric Cuntman's virtual Baldrick. Fuck you, Sway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 On 16/09/2022 at 21:22, Decimus said: Think how I feel. Overnight I've gone from being the leader of a clique that never existed to the position of Eric Cuntman's virtual Baldrick. Fuck you, Sway. No doubt a cunning plans afoot to put Carlos back in his box. The uncoordinated pincer movement always runs aground against a below ninety iq foe, but where there's a will there's a way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 derek hardman is so fucking strange, he probably doesn't fancy Emma Watson. Fucking weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Carl Sway said: derek hardman is so fucking strange, he probably doesn't fancy Emma Watson. Fucking weirdo. Listen you cunt, this thread is about Kristen Stewart. Kindly keep it OT. Got it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 6 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Listen you cunt, this thread is about Kristen Stewart. Kindly keep it OT. Got it? Sorry bro. Kristen is beautiful and I love her. I guess that's the kind of bland comment you're looking for? Glad to be of service, cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 On 16/09/2022 at 20:25, Eric Cuntman said: P.s. Is it just the 3 members you named who are in my gang? Or are the other 6 people you blocked also in it? Fucking idiot. I haven't blocked you kidda. You sound like a little emo bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I haven't blocked you kidda. You sound like a little emo bitch. Why the fuck are you still here? The school holidays are over you insufferable halfwit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Another little emo bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Why the fuck are you still here? The school holidays are over you insufferable halfwit. Expelled by the head teacher for upskirting I'd wager, the deeply troubled miscreant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Expelled by the head teacher for upskirting I'd wager, the deeply troubled miscreant. It’s probably best to leave him to himself. A bengal tiger concerns itself not with the opinion of the worm it steps on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 20 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Sorry bro. 9 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Another little emo bitch. Are you a yank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Are you a yank? HS, allow me to introduce Carl Sway. Being a Yank would actually improve this useless, burst sack of rotting vulture offal's reputation immeasurably. Sadly for us all, he's simply a hopelessly sensitive little cunt completely devoid of any conceivable value other than the small potential benefit he could offer the farming industry by rendering his stunted frame down into pig feed. His favourite activity, quite possibly his entire life's ambition, is to make incredibly questionable statements, take offence when others react negatively to his opinion and then block anyone who tries to argue with him. This is shortly followed by a week-long display of gloating to what he imagines is his captive audience over his cunning ability to be seen by the members he blocks, whilst being completely unable to read any of their (again imaginary) thousands of replies criticising him. The adrenaline rush from these perceived victories combined with the complete ignorance that no cunt is actually listening to him seems to give him just enough self esteem to drag out a few more days of life from what must be a truly miserable existence. And that's it, really. Carl Sway. Everything and anything you need to know about the cunt. I even tried to flesh it out a bit, but this is really all there is. Sorry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 7 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: Are you a yank? He's yanked you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Why the fuck are you still here? The school holidays are over you insufferable halfwit. Because like most other punters here are better than you and is not a fawning sack of shit trying to please everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: Because like most other punters here are better than you and is not a fawning sack of shit trying to please everyone else. This is ‘like being savaged by a dead sheep.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 29, 2022 Report Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This is ‘like being savaged by a dead sheep.’ Whatever his faults might be Carl does not play to the field and currently you have as much life in you as a dead sheep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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