camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They your kids Pen? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wilkinson Sword maybe. It’s not as easy as that Eric. My hair started receding in my late 20’s and I’ve never really got over it. I know it’s not a great beard, but it does offer some comfort and compensation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 30 minutes ago, Frank said: Judge I’m in a mess. I hate skiing, skiers, boarders.. everyone. The roads in and out of Val d’Isere are closed and I’ve missed my flight. I’ve been called an Arab, faggot, Jean Renault, a fucking wanker, an asylum seeking criminal, syphilitic wank bag, Kelly Starlight and Cat Stevens. Who do I turn to? Val d’Isere eh? Go to one of those ski/mountaineering shops and purchase a length of good quality rope. Tell them you want to use it as a safety line and they will tie a slipknot in it for you. You know what you have to do next. Oh....and spread some newspapers on the floor. You don’t want to make the chambermaid clear up all your shit and piss. Don’t bother with a note.. nobody fucking cares.⚰️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: It’s not as easy as that Eric. My hair started receding in my late 20’s and I’ve never really got over it. I know it’s not a great beard, but it does offer some comfort and compensation. I don’t think he meant for your beard. Kill yourself, you George Michael, Stars In Their Eyes cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wilkinson Sword maybe. Wilkinson's pork sword, more likely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They your kids Pen? Unlikely. If they were Pen's kids, they'd be on a sunshine bus, their heads would be deformed and they'd have those spacky mong faces; narrow eyes, toothy fucking smile and a combined IQ less than that of your average fruit fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They your kids Pen? Grandkids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 2:21 PM, Frank said: Judge I’m in a mess. I hate skiing, skiers, boarders.. everyone. The roads in and out of Val d’Isere are closed and I’ve missed my flight. I’ve been called an Arab, faggot, Jean Renault, a fucking wanker, an asylum seeking criminal, syphilitic wank bag, Kelly Starlight and Cat Stevens. Who do I turn to? if you've had to turn to the site's resident Zionist apologist, you're already fucked. Try gas mark 6 and don't bother me again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 2:30 PM, camberwell gypsy said: They your kids Pen? qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 On 04/01/2018 at 5:34 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Unlikely. If they were Pen's kids, they'd be on a sunshine bus, their heads would be deformed and they'd have those spacky mong faces; narrow eyes, toothy fucking smile and a combined IQ less than that of your average fruit fly. Sounds like the Australian cricket team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like the Australian cricket team. I wouldn't want to meet any if them in a misty graveyard ehh @applescruff14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like the Australian cricket team. At least they have the Ashes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: At least they have the Ashes! So does Angela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So does Angela. Merkel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 On 05/01/2018 at 10:10 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I wouldn't want to meet any if them in a misty graveyard ehh @applescruff14 Especially Steve Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 On 06/01/2018 at 12:11 AM, Wizardsleeve said: At least they have the Ashes! That they cheated to win but we have the real Urn from all those years ago and we still hold them in England as we were the last team to win a series here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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