Eddie Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 This millionaire one trick pony can't smile wide enough when he looks in the mirror. This folically challenged spam head has played the exact same part in every film he has been lucky enough to get in . The annoying baldy whispers his lines through every scene, he must have watched dirty den in East enders for acting guidance. If you are not convinced that he is a lucky sod remember he was doing Kelly Brook until he got a better offer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Danny Dyer is a cunt, but at least he knows it.Statham is just Dyer with no self awareness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I think Ray Winstone knocked one out in the bath , big Mo from eastenders decided to use his water and hey presto , 9 months later jason statham , the afterbirth crawled out of the bucket and became Danny Dyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Add Ray winstone to that list of cockney cunts.Scum was good back in the day and he's fucking dined out on that one film his whole career,44 inch chest is possibly the biggest pile of shit to ever have hit celluloid.He and dyer just try to out cockney each other all the fucking time,D'ya know wot I fakkin' mean like......jellied eel eating cunt geezers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 This sweaty mess tops all cockney wank stains , knew the krays , lived on pie and mash and could fackin swear like a caant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I've never fucking heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 cockernies presumably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 The company where I used to work had someone called Statham who claimed he was his cousin, he was also a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Man will never be free until the last geezer is strangled with the entrails of the last scouser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 The company where I used to work had someone called Statham who claimed he was his cousin, he was also a cunt.There you go; definitely related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Looks like a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 (edited) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMAYBE ITZ A BECOZ OIM A LAHN-DAHN-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVAT OI AM SACH AH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!! Edited April 5, 2015 by Jiggerycock not cunty enough first time around. Fink oi misspelt CAAAAAAHNT 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) The worst thing about this cunt, are other cunts who say "he's a shit actor, he can only play himself." The prick has made a living in NOT playing himself. Born and bred on the market stalls of the east end? Ducking and diving for a living? Growing up with Vinnie Jones (according to wikipedia)? YOU FUCKING FRAUDULENT CUNT!!!! His whole family are northerners, and from being a toddler he was raised on the mean and dangerous streets of....Great Yarmouth. He had a Norfolk accent broader than the singing postman and sold tat to tourists. His old man is still there, every Wednesday singing country and western songs with a cowboy hat on trying to flog cds. What a lying bellend. Edited April 6, 2015 by Decimus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Guy Richie the cockney wannabe is a bigger fraudster than bernie maddoff on stock take day. Guy models himself on the artful dodger on steroids, he even bought a 'boozer' , shockingly not in the east end but in Mayfair. Below is a pic of guy on his wedding day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Guy Richie the cockney wannabe is a bigger fraudster than bernie maddoff on stock take day. Guy models himself on the artful dodger on steroids, he even bought a 'boozer' , shockingly not in the east end but in Mayfair. Below is a pic of guy on his wedding day.Guy Ritchie is listed amongst the other middle class, public school educated 'plastic' cockneys such as ropey Genesis drummer Phil Collins. For faaaks sake!And the poor little fucker in the picture became a piss artist extraordinaire and ended up with mouth cancer. He finished up losing his tongue and had to fucking mime in a pantomime. I blame Oliver Reed. Bastard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Wild Jack ..... Dead, isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMAYBE ITZ A BECOZ OIM A LAHN-DAHN-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVAT OI AM SACH AH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!Welcome back Scabs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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