Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 If you don't have at the very least a fond appreciation of snooker, your view on any sport, skill or activity is null and void. Even uncultured Yorkshire dwelling cunts appreciate popping down the Crucible. It is, after all, Sheffield's only cultural event of any note.The worst culprits are those insufferable cunts who think they are an edgy, cultured maverick for liking some bastardised American sport like basketball or NFL.To expound on the latter point, anyone who feels the need to publicise that they are getting excited by a bunch of fratboy cunts in shoulder pads running around in-between adverts for the super bowl needs to taken to a North Korean gulag and buggered by Big Kimmy Jnr. until they realise the errors of their ways.If I liked super bowl I'd keep it a dirty little secret, in the same way I would keep it a secret if I liked the thought of getting gang banged by a bunch of parking attendants in a rainy car park in Accrington. Quote
nocti Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 the same way I would keep it a secret if I liked the thought of getting gang banged by a bunch of parking attendants in a rainy car park in Accrington.This is too specific to not be based on actual events. 2 Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 This is too specific to not be based on actual events.Sounds like something that at one time would have been tested on animals. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 If you don't have at the very least a fond appreciation of snooker, your view on any sport, skill or activity is null and void. Even uncultured Yorkshire dwelling cunts appreciate popping down the Crucible. It is, after all, Sheffield's only cultural event of any note.The worst culprits are those insufferable cunts who think they are an edgy, cultured maverick for liking some bastardised American sport like basketball or NFL.To expound on the latter point, anyone who feels the need to publicise that they are getting excited by a bunch of fratboy cunts in shoulder pads running around in-between adverts for the super bowl needs to taken to a North Korean gulag and buggered by Big Kimmy Jnr. until they realise the errors of their ways.If I liked super bowl I'd keep it a dirty little secret, in the same way I would keep it a secret if I liked the thought of getting gang banged by a bunch of parking attendants in a rainy car park in Accrington.NFL=Not Fucking Likely Quote
Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 Have you met PunkApe yet Bill? You two should get on like Mick Philpott's house. 1 Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 My favourite player is the Chinese player Chin on-cue. I'll get me cloak! Quote
Decimus Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 My favourite player is the Chinese player Chin on-cue. I'll get me cloak! He's not a patch on Pot Noodle. Quote
Hokey Gingers Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 " Where`s the black going?? Where`s the black going?? Where`s the black goi......oh he`s just nipping out for a piss." 1 Quote
Guest Fatty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 " Where`s the black going?? Where`s the black going?? Where`s the black goi......oh he`s just nipping out for a piss."Racist cunt. Quote
Guest Fatty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 Ginge, does have a point though...Anyway, snooker was far more entertaining before the introduction of colour TV. Not for me wank pot I'm colour blind, Quote
scotty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 Have you met PunkApe yet Bill? You two should get on like Mick Philpott's house.Mick philpott should have thought of his kids like batteries, baws. Pack of six, and not to be disposed of in fire. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 8, 2015 Report Posted April 8, 2015 Going for the tight brown, behind the easy pink... Quote
nocti Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 NFL=Not Fucking LikelyPerhaps try baseball instead. The food at their games may explain some of the fans' rather well upholstered physiques.The bacon on a stick looks particularly delectable. Tuck in Brony. Mind your fingers....http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/recipes/a34156/best-mlb-stadium-eats/?src=nl&mag=esq&list=nl_enl_news&date=04081 Quote
Hokey Gingers Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 Racist cunt.Fair enough."Where`s the white going?? Where`s the white going?? Where`s the white goi..oh it`s that fat prader willi suffering bastard in the front row has mistook it for a boiled egg." Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 This is too specific to not be based on actual events.I'm not sure why you are trying to engage him. The answer is always the same, "you soppy cunt". Quote
Guest Fatty Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I'm not sure why you are trying to engage him. The answer is always the same, "you soppy cunt".Pair of soppy cunts Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 Isn't Soppy Cunt running in the Grand National this weekend? Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 Isn't Soppy Cunt running in the Grand National this weekend?No, I think that one's called Knackers Gluepot Cunt...I could be wrong though, it has happened... once.... Quote
Decimus Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Pair of soppy cuntsFor fuck sake Fats, you've subliminally mind raped me. I've called my missus a soppy cunt today, it just slipped out after reading it at least 465 times since you joined. Change the record you cunt, and make sure you do it before I go back to work. We've got the Japs in next week and I don't want to slip up. Edited April 9, 2015 by Decimus Quote
Eddie Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 For fuck sake Fats, you've subliminally mind raped me. I've called my missus a soppy cunt today, it just slipped out after reading it at least 465 times since you joined. Change the record you cunt, and make sure you do it before I go back to work. We've got the Japs in next week and I don't want to slip up.Best not start talking about ww2 war crimes then. Quote
Ape™️ Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 For fuck sake Fats, you've subliminally mind raped me. I've called my missus a soppy cunt today, it just slipped out after reading it at least 465 times since you joined. Change the record you cunt, and make sure you do it before I go back to work. We've got the Japs in next week and I don't want to slip up.I've got a feeling I know what Fatso will say in response to this........ Quote
scotty Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I've got a feeling I know what Fatso will say in response to this........I've got a feeling the fat cow might not get a chance to respond...... admin and roops are shooting from the hip lately. Not many prisoners being taken. 1 Quote
Ape™️ Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I've got a feeling the fat cow might not get a chance to respond...... admin and roops are shooting from the hip lately. Not many prisoners being taken.Well, if you're going to adopt a zero tolerance policy on someone, Fatso, the repetitive fuckpig, is the perfect candidate. 2 Quote
scotty Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 Well, if you're going to adopt a zero tolerance policy on someone, Fatso, the repetitive fuckpig, is the perfect candidate.Can't argue that. No input, no amusement value, nothing of note to add to any conversation, plus repeated posts hijacking threads. I keep getting this horrible image of a pudgy bird with a face like a hamster that hasn't eaten in three weeks but just found a stash of hazelnuts. 1 Quote
Guest deebom Posted April 10, 2015 Report Posted April 10, 2015 Snooker is fucking shit. Liked only by alcamaholics, criminals and dullards. Quote
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