Guest JackoTC Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 You filthy fucking bastards. What is the mentality of a cunt who does this - standing having a piss and picking his beak at the same time ? No doubt some of you cunts have done it this weekend, and you probably leave without washing your hands too. Sitting on your sofa reading this, drinking cheap coffee, with your Sunday Mirror, scabby dog, and ugly fattie of wife stuffing her chops with bacon sandwiches. You utter cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I detect a hangover, good night last night was it?On thread, its the same mentality as the cunts that shit all over and not in the toilet in most motorway services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Dirty cunts the lot of them. You can just imagine what their homes look like, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Dirty cunts the lot of them. You can just imagine what their homes look like,Homes? These cunts live in canals and gutters. The higher grade subsides in hovels. Good for gassing only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 You filthy fucking bastards. What is the mentality of a cunt who does this - standing having a piss and picking his beak at the same time ? No doubt some of you cunts have done it this weekend, and you probably leave without washing your hands too. Sitting on your sofa reading this, drinking cheap coffee, with your Sunday Mirror, scabby dog, and ugly fattie of wife stuffing her chops with bacon sandwiches. You utter cunts. Fuck off. And a very good morning to you too, Jacko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would have sufficed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would If you don't like the way punkape lives, then don't visit his home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would have sufficed. Perhaps he specialised in ironic art? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 If you're that sensitive, Jacko, my advice would be to never ever look under the bed in a Travelodge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 If you're that sensitive, Jacko, my advice would be to never ever look under the bed in a Travelodge!...... or at the curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 If you're that sensitive, Jacko, my advice would be to never ever look under the bed in a Travelodge!Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would have sufficed. I'm thinking Bobby Sands-era 'H' Block? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I always mark my territory when I use public toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I always mark my territory when I use public toilets.So it is you that pisses all over the seat while waiting for joy at the glory hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I'm thinking Bobby Sands-era 'H' Block?I wouldn`t have been on the same wing as Bobby Jiggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year. Come on then jacko, spill the beans. (Unless that's what happened) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year. So it was you, you dorty little fecker.... they've only just managed to dredge the river... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year. York is full of cunts at weekends. And Travelodge in particular attracts the scum. Did anyone ruin your stay or were you the perpetrator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I got simultaneously arrested by the coppers and treated by the St Johns ambulance brigade in the toilets at St Marys Stadium a few years back. What a day that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I got simultaneously arrested by the coppers and treated by the St Johns ambulance brigade in the toilets at St Marys Stadium a few years back. What a day that was. I have heard the pies do wierd things to people there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Any cunt considering using a public convenience has a shabby tendency for homosexual leanings...and football-related buggery. I wouldn't be caught dead laying a cable in a grubby lavatory frequented by chocolate cha-cha dancing sperm detectives, preferring instead to curling out a dirty great Cleveland Steamer within the comfortable confines of the cab on the way home and using the spare naan from my doner deluxe to clean up the superfluous beer, poorly cooked lamb and vodka-infused residue. Keith Floyd was a cunt. Edited April 20, 2015 by Rev 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Any cunt considering using a public convenience has a shabby tendency for homosexual leanings...and football-related buggery. I wouldn't be caught dead laying a cable in a grubby lavatory frequented by chocolate cha-cha dancing sperm detectives, preferring instead to curling out a dirty great Cleveland Steamer within the comfortable confines of the cab on the way home and using the spare naan from my doner deluxe to clean up the superfluous beer, poorly cooked lamb and vodka-infused residue. Keith Floyd was a cunt.Now there's a dish that won't be featuring in this week's finals of Masterchef.No 'coulis' of this or 'pithivier' of that you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Now there's a dish that won't be featuring in this week's finals of Masterchef.No 'coulis' of this or 'pithivier' of that you see.All this talk of wiping your arse with your nan will set keith off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Any cunt considering using a public convenience has a shabby tendency for homosexual leanings...and football-related buggery. I wouldn't be caught dead laying a cable in a grubby lavatory frequented by chocolate cha-cha dancing sperm detectives, preferring instead to curling out a dirty great Cleveland Steamer within the comfortable confines of the cab on the way home and using the spare naan from my doner deluxe to clean up the superfluous beer, poorly cooked lamb and vodka-infused residue. Keith Floyd was a cunt.Jesus, is it time for your weekly comment already?Still, I suppose that in a wasteland bereft of Pen, Cat, Frank & Rat, and with Drew, Flinty & Benny joining you in the one-post-per-decade stats, we should be grateful you bother at all. Fuck, I even half-miss Fender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Jesus, is it time for your weekly comment already?Still, I suppose that in a wasteland bereft of Pen, Cat, Frank & Rat, and with Drew, Flinty & Benny joining you in the one-post-per-decade stats, we should be grateful you bother at all. Fuck, I even half-miss Fender. All too true, sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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