Wiping snot on toilet walls

[Guest JackoTC]

You filthy fucking bastards. What is the mentality of a cunt who does this - standing having a piss and picking his beak at the same time ? No doubt some of you cunts have done it this weekend, and you probably leave without washing your hands too. Sitting on your sofa reading this, drinking cheap coffee, with your Sunday Mirror, scabby dog, and ugly fattie of wife stuffing her chops with bacon sandwiches. You utter cunts. Fuck off. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

I detect a hangover, good night last night was it?

On thread, its the same mentality as the cunts that shit all over and not in the toilet in most motorway services.

[Guest Snatch]

Dirty cunts the lot of them. You can just imagine what their homes look like,

[White Cunt]

Dirty cunts the lot of them. You can just imagine what their homes look like,

Homes? These cunts live in canals and gutters. The higher grade subsides in hovels. Good for gassing only.

[Ape™️]

You filthy fucking bastards. What is the mentality of a cunt who does this - standing having a piss and picking his beak at the same time ? No doubt some of you cunts have done it this weekend, and you probably leave without washing your hands too. Sitting on your sofa reading this, drinking cheap coffee, with your Sunday Mirror, scabby dog, and ugly fattie of wife stuffing her chops with bacon sandwiches. You utter cunts. Fuck off. 

And a very good morning to you too, Jacko

[Hokey Gingers]

Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would have sufficed.  

[Eddie]

 

Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would 

If you don't like the way punkape lives, then don't visit his home.

[Ape™️]

Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would have sufficed.  

Perhaps he specialised in ironic art?

[Cuntybaws]

If you're that sensitive, Jacko, my advice would be to never ever look under the bed in a Travelodge!

[cuntspotter]

If you're that sensitive, Jacko, my advice would be to never ever look under the bed in a Travelodge!

​...... or at the curtains.

[Guest JackoTC]

 

If you're that sensitive, Jacko, my advice would be to never ever look under the bed in a Travelodge!

​Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year.

 

[Jiggerycock]

Once i walked into a cubical where someone has scrawled "shithole" on the wall with what i presume was their own shit. Factually speaking the artist was correct but a small pencil drawing would have sufficed.  

​I'm thinking Bobby Sands-era 'H' Block?

[Guest Keith Lard]

I always mark my territory when I use public toilets.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

I always mark my territory when I use public toilets.

So it is you that pisses all over the seat while waiting for joy at the glory hole.

[Hokey Gingers]

​I'm thinking Bobby Sands-era 'H' Block?

​I wouldn`t have been on the same wing as Bobby Jiggers 

[scotty]

 

​Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year.

 

Come on then jacko, spill the beans. (Unless that's what happened)

[Guest DingTheRioja]

 

​Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year.

 

​So it was you, you dorty little fecker.... they've only just managed to dredge the river...

[White Cunt]

 

​Thankfully, I shall be spared that ordeal. I will never set foot in a Travelodge again (their words not mine), due to an ugly incident in York last year.

 

​York is full of cunts at weekends. And Travelodge in particular attracts the scum. Did anyone ruin your stay or were you the perpetrator?

[scotty]

I got simultaneously arrested by the coppers and treated by the St Johns ambulance brigade in the toilets at St Marys Stadium a few years back. What a day that was. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

I got simultaneously arrested by the coppers and treated by the St Johns ambulance brigade in the toilets at St Marys Stadium a few years back. What a day that was. 

I have heard the pies do wierd things to people there.

[Rev]

Any cunt considering using a public convenience has a shabby tendency for homosexual leanings...and football-related buggery. I wouldn't be caught dead laying a cable in a grubby lavatory frequented by chocolate cha-cha dancing sperm detectives, preferring instead to curling out a dirty great Cleveland Steamer within the comfortable confines of the cab on the way home and using the spare naan from my doner deluxe to clean up the superfluous beer, poorly cooked lamb and vodka-infused residue. Keith Floyd was a cunt.

Edited April 20, 2015 by Rev

[Jiggerycock]

Any cunt considering using a public convenience has a shabby tendency for homosexual leanings...and football-related buggery. I wouldn't be caught dead laying a cable in a grubby lavatory frequented by chocolate cha-cha dancing sperm detectives, preferring instead to curling out a dirty great Cleveland Steamer within the comfortable confines of the cab on the way home and using the spare naan from my doner deluxe to clean up the superfluous beer, poorly cooked lamb and vodka-infused residue. Keith Floyd was a cunt.

​Now there's a dish that won't be featuring in this week's finals of Masterchef.

No 'coulis' of this or 'pithivier' of that you see.

[Eddie]

​Now there's a dish that won't be featuring in this week's finals of Masterchef.

No 'coulis' of this or 'pithivier' of that you see.

All this talk of wiping your arse with your nan will set keith off 

[Cuntybaws]

Any cunt considering using a public convenience has a shabby tendency for homosexual leanings...and football-related buggery. I wouldn't be caught dead laying a cable in a grubby lavatory frequented by chocolate cha-cha dancing sperm detectives, preferring instead to curling out a dirty great Cleveland Steamer within the comfortable confines of the cab on the way home and using the spare naan from my doner deluxe to clean up the superfluous beer, poorly cooked lamb and vodka-infused residue. Keith Floyd was a cunt.

​Jesus, is it time for your weekly comment already?

Still, I suppose that in a wasteland bereft of Pen, Cat, Frank & Rat, and with Drew, Flinty & Benny joining you in the one-post-per-decade stats, we should be grateful you bother at all. Fuck, I even half-miss Fender.

[scotty]

​Jesus, is it time for your weekly comment already?

Still, I suppose that in a wasteland bereft of Pen, Cat, Frank & Rat, and with Drew, Flinty & Benny joining you in the one-post-per-decade stats, we should be grateful you bother at all. Fuck, I even half-miss Fender.

 

All too true, sadly.