Cuntybaws Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Beaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) I suppose I'm being too literal (at a push, cliteral) here but when it comes to receipt of fellatio {scans memory banks for ten minute before giving it up as a bad job} the ability of a woman to deliver hoover-like suction is not a key prerequisite for me.I mean, this is not a McDonalds milkshake she's going about trying to extract from its container is it?Same with 'blow' jobs.'Blowing' whilst possibly quite a pleasant sensation in the early part of the beastly act, never, in itself, results in orgasm, unless you are Herr Trigger. (Ejaculatio Praecox, OBE DSO and bar).Sorry if I've put you off your lunch and everything. Back to the insults....... Edited April 28, 2015 by Jiggerycock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I suppose I'm being too literal (at a push, cliteral) here but when it comes to receipt of fellatio {scans memory banks for ten minute before giving it up as a bad job} the ability of a woman to deliver hoover-like suction is not a key prerequisite for me.I mean, this is not a McDonalds milkshake she's going about trying to extract from its container is it?Same with 'blow' jobs.'Blowing' whilst possibly quite a pleasant sensation in the early part of the beastly act, never, in itself, results in orgasm, unless you are Herr Trigger. (Ejaculatio Praecox, OBE DSO and bar).Sorry if I've put you off your lunch and everything. Back to the insults.......Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I mean, this is not a McDonalds milkshake she's going about trying to extract from its container is it?...depends on your recent diet I suppose.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Michael Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Michael Jackson.When alive or when dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When alive or when dead?I'm sure he'd be more like a pipe cleaner dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 George my long dead goldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 George my long dead goldfish Pen, I feel for you, I had a gold fish once, he died, I suffered from PTSD for years, to be fair he was an orange cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 (edited) But George's heart was pure gold and he always used to hide behind his little stone when Jimmy Savile was on the telly. Edited April 28, 2015 by Lady Penelope Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I love you pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I love you penDo you have a boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Do you have a boat?Aye aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Do you have a boat?Sadly not, sold it some time ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 My headmistress had huge lips. So I nicknamed her "pilchard". When she found out she went mad and as punishment I had to stand in the corner of her office, facing the wall with my hands on my head for a whole day 9am to 4pm without lunch. Christ that was a long day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 My headmistress had huge lips. So I nicknamed her "pilchard". When she found out she went mad and as punishment I had to stand in the corner of her office, facing the wall with my hands on my head for a whole day 9am to 4pm without lunch. Christ that was a long day.At my primary school, the standard punishment for bad behaviour was staring over the fence into the neighbouring Church of England graveyard.Certainly morbid, but I must say it very effective at inducing obedience via existential crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 My headmistress had huge lips. So I nicknamed her "pilchard". When she found out she went mad and as punishment I had to stand in the corner of her office, facing the wall with my hands on my head for a whole day 9am to 4pm without lunch. Christ that was a long day.Was this a Catholic school... Perchance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Oisin Tymon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Yep.If you can withstand Chinese burns from your brothers, you can withstand anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Stephen lawrence Excellent example of native racist wit! Good job he's dead eh? That's one less black man you have to be shit scared of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Excellent example of native racist wit! Good job he's dead eh? That's one less black man you have to be shit scared of.Thought you would appreciate that one, it was just for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Thought you would appreciate that one, it was just for you. Zulus to the south-west sir...........thousands of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Zulus to the south-west sir...........thousands of 'em!Wait to you see the whites of their eyes lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Excellent example of native racist wit! Good job he's dead eh? That's one less black man you have to be shit scared of.Twit, you had to bring up the colour of his skin didn't you. I notice you didn't complain about all of the whites that have been mentioned. You are either a wind up merchant or a racist. Which one is it? Both perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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