Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 46 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What a player though eh Eric? Check out shots 1 and 2. He was always good enough to win a world title, but he wanted it too much and lost his mind every time he got close to the finish line. Modern snooker was born of 2 fathers. Alex Higgins and Ray Reardon. One played with a cue, and the other played with his brain. Jimmy was definitely in the first category. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was always good enough to win a world title, but he wanted it too much and lost his mind every time he got close to the finish line. Modern snooker was born of 2 fathers. Alex Higgins and Ray Reardon. One played with a cue, and the other played with his brain. Jimmy was definitely in the first category. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Frank said: Fascinating. Yet you agree, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was always good enough to win a world title, but he wanted it too much and lost his mind every time he got close to the finish line. Modern snooker was born of 2 fathers. Alex Higgins and Ray Reardon. One played with a cue, and the other played with his brain. Jimmy was definitely in the first category. I agree. If snooker was only about ability, then Ronnie O' Sullivan is head and shoulders above everybody else so far. However, it is also about clarity of mind on and off the table, hence why O' Sullivan's difficult off the table life has impacted on why he has won the World title only 6 times, when easily it could have been double figures. Also, I don't know of Steve Davis or Hendry getting bang on the marching powder or excessive benders on the booze. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 58 minutes ago, The Beast said: I agree. If snooker was only about ability, then Ronnie O' Sullivan is head and shoulders above everybody else so far. However, it is also about clarity of mind on and off the table, hence why O' Sullivan's difficult off the table life has impacted on why he has won the World title only 6 times, when easily it could have been double figures. Also, I don't know of Steve Davis or Hendry getting bang on the marching powder or excessive benders on the booze. Steve Davis was fond of the white stuff. Milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yet you agree, no? Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 26 minutes ago, Frank said: Yeah Punk's arse is red, Ming's lips are blue, snooker is shit and so are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: Punk's arse is red, Ming's lips are blue, snooker is shit and so are you. I want to suck you dick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gaz Chambers Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Wow wow I know this...step away from the shitty thumb that you just pulled out your gay hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gaz Chambers said: Wow wow I know this...step away from the shitty thumb that you just pulled out your gay hole Fuck off cunt. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gaz Chambers said: Wow wow I know this...step away from the shitty thumb that you just pulled out your gay hole Fuck off, you slum landlord, sci-fi obsessed, tacky tied, absolute fat fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: Fuck off, you slum landlord, sci-fi obsessed, tacky tied, absolute fat fucking cunt. You think it's Q? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Steve Davis was fond of the white stuff. Milk. I used to think the “interesting” thing was all just an act until he went on I’m a Celebrity and was confused for a tree. If you’ve seen The Rack Pack, an otherwise terrible TV movie about The Matchroom Mob, it’s not hard to see why Davis drove Higgins nuts. Can we imagine Higgins spend an hour hitting the white up and down the spots? Hitting the white for Higgins had an entirely different meaning. The actors playing Thorburn, Taylor and WT are also so bad they steal several scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Fuck off, you slum landlord, sci-fi obsessed, tacky tied, absolute fat fucking cunt. Say it ain’t so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Punk's arse is red, Ming's lips are blue, snooker is shit and so are you. The easy pink or the tight brown? In franks case the pink is not his style yet his brown is far from tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I used to think the “interesting” thing was all just an act until he went on I’m a Celebrity and was confused for a tree. If you’ve seen The Rack Pack, an otherwise terrible TV movie about The Matchroom Mob, it’s not hard to see why Davis drove Higgins nuts. Can we imagine Higgins spend an hour hitting the white up and down the spots? Hitting the white for Higgins had an entirely different meaning. The actors playing Thorburn, Taylor and WT are also so bad they steal several scenes. Seen it a couple of times. When Higgins sees Davis play for the first time... "Jesus, is that what happens when a carrot fucks a snail.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Seen it a couple of times. When Higgins sees Davis play for the first time... "Jesus, is that what happens when a carrot fucks a snail.." Apparently Thorburn putting one on him after he slagged of his mrs is true I thought it was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The easy pink or the tight brown? In franks case the pink is not his style yet his brown is far from tight as my Aunty Vi once said to me: "Rat, once you've had two or three blacks, your 'pocket' is more like a fuckin drive thru." Then we played batter the cod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Apparently Thorburn putting one on him after he slagged of his mrs is true I thought it was good "This is Tony Knowles, lock up your daughters. Cliff Thorburn, lock up your mother. And Dennis Taylor, lock up your granny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: as my Aunty Vi once said to me: "Rat, once you've had two or three blacks, your 'pocket' is more like a fuckin drive thru." Then we played batter the cod Like chucking a sausage up the M5 no doubt Im sure the old gal would have been more accommodating to the odd aryan bratwurst had a Junkers or a Focke Wulf ditched nearby circa 1940 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Like chucking a sausage up the M5 no doubt Im sure the old gal would have been more accommodating to the odd aryan bratwurst had a Junkers or a Focke Wulf ditched nearby circa 1940 she liked a good strafing by all accounts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 Lucky O’Sullivan again tonight. Absolute travesty. Winning 6-1 and missing 2 attempted pots in the match. I’m getting my cue back out of the loft tomorrow. It’s time for a comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Lucky O’Sullivan again tonight. Absolute travesty. Winning 6-1 and missing 2 attempted pots in the match. I’m getting my cue back out of the loft tomorrow. It’s time for a comeback. That's my problem with him. He can play like that for a week, wipes the floor with the best players in the world, then he faces the world ranked number 81 and acts like a cunt. And I'm sick of hearing from commentators that Judd Trump plays shots that no other player ever has... fuck off! Alex Higgins was doing that shit in 1972 with an Argos cue and a table covered in shag-pile. Judd Trump is a walnut-headed wigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's my problem with him. He can play like that for a week, wipes the floor with the best players in the world, then he faces the world ranked number 81 and acts like a cunt. And I'm sick of hearing from commentators that Judd Trump plays shots that no other player ever has... fuck off! Alex Higgins was doing that shit in 1972 with an Argos cue and a table covered in shag-pile. Judd Trump is a walnut-headed wigga. Ronnie is an enigma though. If he really tried and cared more he’d never lose but that’s part of the mystery. He’s the only player I’m bothered to watch nowadays. The rest are guaranteed to put me to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: Ronnie is an enigma though. If he really tried and cared more he’d never lose but that’s part of the mystery. He’s the only player I’m bothered to watch nowadays. The rest are guaranteed to put me to sleep. If Paul Hunter had lived, there would have been 2 kings in the castle. Trump would have struggled amongst O'Sullivan, Hunter and John Higgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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