Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Goober said: It's just simple economics. The reason the BBC have such a hard on for women's sport has nothing to do with equality, it's because the rights cost fuck all. Sky use it to fill airtime and it allows them to give a larger share of the monthly subscriptions to their shareholders and Rupert. As the standard of women's football improves (it can't get any worse) and the cost of the rights increases, expect to see focus shift and be watching 22 blind people chasing a ball with bells on around a village green. I've never seen that jingle-bell football for blind people, but in my head I'm visualising 22 jack Russell terriers chasing a hamster ball full of pork chops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've never seen that jingle-bell football for blind people, but in my head I'm visualising 22 jack Russell terriers chasing a hamster ball full of pork chops. Damn sight more interesting than wimmins football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've never seen that jingle-bell football for blind people, but in my head I'm visualising 22 jack Russell terriers chasing a hamster ball full of pork chops. Or even a hamster ball with a hamster in. Imagine the chaos if a group of Morris dancers turned up to watch. They might, literally, get seven bells kicked out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Goober said: Or even a hamster ball with a hamster in. Imagine the chaos if a group of Morris dancers turned up to watch. They might, literally, get seven bells kicked out of them. There must be a few cunts among the spectators who hide a little bell in their pockets, just to see if they can get one of the players to run face first into the pitch side hoardings. Larks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There must be a few cunts among the spectators who hide a little bell in their pockets, just to see if they can get one of the players to run face first into the pitch side hoardings. Larks. I know I would. They'd never be able to identify their tormentor in a line up. Despite my initial flippancy, I'm convinced it has far more entertainment value than women's football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Goober said: I know I would. They'd never be able to identify their tormentor in a line up. Despite my initial flippancy, I'm convinced it has far more entertainment value than women's football. I don't know if you're up to speed with South Park, but look up 'crack-baby basketball'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: Or even a hamster ball with a hamster in. Imagine the chaos if a group of Morris dancers turned up to watch. They might, literally, get seven bells kicked out of them. Imagine if tiddles run on the pitch with her collar bell jingling? The poor little fucker put in the wheelie bin by that ugly witch a few years ago would consider itself lucky compared to the kicking tiddles would get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Imagine if tiddles run on the pitch with her collar bell jingling? The poor little fucker put in the wheelie bin by that ugly witch a few years ago would consider itself lucky compared to the kicking tiddles would get Tiddles would be ok. Peter Bonetti never had any problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 9 hours ago, Goober said: It's just simple economics. The reason the BBC have such a hard on for women's sport has nothing to do with equality, it's because the rights cost fuck all. Sky use it to fill airtime and it allows them to give a larger share of the monthly subscriptions to their shareholders and Rupert. As the standard of women's football improves (it can't get any worse) and the cost of the rights increases, expect to see focus shift and be watching 22 blind people chasing a ball with bells on around a village green. Sounds like the current squad down at the Emirates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 I want to know how much they charge for tickets. I imagine most of the crowd will be made up of school kids and raspberries there on a free ticket give away. Let's be honest anything over a fiver and you've fucking been ripped off. The beeb are apparently going to show loads of live matches at prime time, let's see how that goes eh?. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Lets wait and see what the viewing figures are, they'll be as accurate as the latest covid numbers probably, roll a fucking dice and see what comes up. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Lets wait and see what the viewing figures are, they'll be as accurate as the latest covid numbers probably, roll a fucking dice and see what comes up. Fucking cunts. There will be a lot of people watching it although it won't be for the football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Lets wait and see what the viewing figures are, they'll be as accurate as the latest covid numbers probably, roll a fucking dice and see what comes up. Fucking cunts. Shut up Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo said: There will be a lot of people watching it That's the funniest thing you've posted all week. 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: Shut up Neil. Is she the clubs "nippy winger"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo said: There will be a lot of people watching it although it won't be for the football. It won't be for the bevvy of beauties on the pitch, that for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It won't be for the bevvy of beauties on the pitch, that for sure. It rarely is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is she the clubs "nippy winger"? Gyps please don’t address me directly with your ugly words. All correspondence via DC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Gyps please don’t address my directly with your ugly words. All correspondence via DC. Frank I’m halfway down the M5 at the services on my way to Cornwall. The sun is shining, I have my beautiful wife and kids with me, a 7 day well due family break , it’s days like this that I wish for death. https://ibb.co/ZX3sRX2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: Shut up Neil. I watched it as far as when she said that she went to the gym then I realised she's just another lying scouse cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Frank I’m halfway down the M5 at the services on my way to Cornwall. The sun is shining, I have my beautiful wife and kids with me, a 7 day well due family break , it’s days like this that I wish for death. https://ibb.co/ZX3sRX2 Be careful if you see a red landrover and boat trailer in the Exeter area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Frank I’m halfway down the M5 at the services on my way to Cornwall. The sun is shining, I have my beautiful wife and kids with me, a 7 day well due family break , it’s days like this that I wish for death. https://ibb.co/ZX3sRX2 Skoda? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Skoda? Yes, yeti. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: Yes, yeti. Do us a travelogue video, Ed. Certain members, mentioning no names, seem to be incapable these days of providing the visual and audio experiences that were once their only redeeming feature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 57 minutes ago, Frank said: Skoda? I have been to look at this, he wants £1500 for it I am tempted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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