Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Its fucking amazing how none of the reports or commentaries have stated the attendance figures, I clicked on a highlights reel from the Spuds game and the stadium was virtually empty. All it said in the report was that the game was the first to be played at the 62,000 seater venue. Not one web page has stated the attendances. I fucking hope this bullshit crashes and burns. On the official 2021–22 Manchester United W.F.C. Wikipedia page, for the inaugural HOME game of the season, they record an attendance of 2,111. (Normally I'd say "boast an attendance", but that somehow doesn't sound quite right here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 On 04/09/2021 at 13:31, Frank said: Skoda? Nicely spotted Frank. But this also means in all likelihood you own a Skoda or Yeti, as few who don't own one would recognise the dashboard. If this is correct, it's one hell of an upgrade from your pink Smart car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Nicely spotted Frank. But this also means in all likelihood you own a Skoda or Yeti, as few who don't own one would recognise the dashboard. If this is correct, it's one hell of an upgrade from your pink Smart car. If you zoom in to the lower right hand corner, you'll see the green of the Skoda logo. Thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, Frank said: If you zoom in to the lower right hand corner, you'll see the green of the Skoda logo. Thanks. It’s a Jaguar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a Jaguar. Yes, we know Ape. Typical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 Just now, Frank said: Yes, we know Ape. Typical. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Idiot. This is on par with tripping up a newbie with my snooker maths. You really are a dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, Frank said: This is on par with tripping up a newbie with my snooker maths. You really are a dope. Yeah! Fucking brilliant! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Frank said: This is on par with tripping up a newbie with my snooker maths. You really are a dope. No Frank. You fucked up by failing to correctly identify the make of car. Own it and move on. No need to get worked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Frank. You fucked up by failing to correctly identify the make of car. Own it and move on. No need to get worked up. Fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Fine. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yeah! Fucking brilliant! Good evening Ape .. is there much going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Nicely spotted Frank. But this also means in all likelihood you own a Skoda or Yeti, as few who don't own one would recognise the dashboard. If this is correct, it's one hell of an upgrade from your pink Smart car. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2021 Report Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fine. Fabia fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 18 hours ago, Frank said: Fine. It’s a mint condition x type jag 2006 2.0d, smoked out a black cloud all the way down, 52.8 mpg, beautiful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 8 hours ago, Eddie said: It’s a mint condition x type jag 2006 2.0d, smoked out a black cloud all the way down, 52.8 mpg, beautiful. They are a lovely car to behold, Eddie. The only drawback I can see is all that unseemly gearstick waggling, the diesels only have manual boxes I believe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: They are a lovely car to behold, Eddie. The only drawback I can see is all that unseemly gearstick waggling, the diesels only have manual boxes I believe. I hate automatics. I like gear sticks, you can do that short-shift thing with your hand wrapped backwards around it, like in 'The Professionals'. and if I'm operating the throttle, it's my decision which cog to select. They can take their nannying fucking torque converters and their gay flappy-paddles and shove them up their arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hate automatics. I like gear sticks, you can do that short-shift thing with your hand wrapped backwards around it, like in 'The Professionals'. and if I'm operating the throttle, it's my decision which cog to select. They can take their nannying fucking torque converters and their gay flappy-paddles and shove them up their arses. Do you simply guess where a comma might be? Illiterate fucking gimp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hate automatics. I like gear sticks, you can do that short-shift thing with your hand wrapped backwards around it, like in 'The Professionals'. and if I'm operating the throttle, it's my decision which cog to select. They can take their nannying fucking torque converters and their gay flappy-paddles and shove them up their arses. Horses for courses, Eric. I wouldn't want one in the MG, but I wouldn't have the daily saloon with anything but an auto. Most people I know who've tried them for more than a few weeks never go back to manuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Horses for courses, Eric. I wouldn't want one in the MG, but I wouldn't have the daily saloon with anything but an auto. Most people I know who've tried them for more than a few weeks never go back to manuals. Eric’s last experience of an auto box was his neighbour’s Truimph 2000 in ‘77. If he thinks that manually choosing a cog makes him fucking Bodie, good luck to the stupid old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Eric’s last experience of an auto box was his neighbour’s Truimph 2000 in ‘77. If he thinks that manually choosing a cog makes him fucking Bodie, good luck to the stupid old cunt. Frank, last week I got a speeding ticket, haven't had one since 2005. I'm torn between taking the points on the chin or sitting through a "speed awareness course" like some spotty fucking teenager doing detention. I'm leaning towards the latter. Sometimes, I nauseate even myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 43 minutes ago, Frank said: Do you simply guess where a comma might be? Illiterate fucking gimp. At least I'm not getting to you. Rattled little has been. Like Amelia Havisham, staring forlornly at the decaying remnants of glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Eric’s last experience of an auto box was his neighbour’s Truimph 2000 in ‘77. Yes frank. I passed my driving test shortly after my 5th birthday. stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 40 minutes ago, scotty said: Frank, last week I got a speeding ticket, haven't had one since 2005. I'm torn between taking the points on the chin or sitting through a "speed awareness course" like some spotty fucking teenager doing detention. I'm leaning towards the latter. Sometimes, I nauseate even myself. As a black cabbie I couldn’t afford the points, so I sat the course. It was fairly lighthearted and surprising how much you don’t know.. or simply never bothered to learn. It’s worth going just to witness the token couple of juvenile ‘Eric’s’ who sit at the back and sulk, arms crossed under the chin, throughout the session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes frank. I passed my driving test shortly after my 5th birthday. stupid fucking cunt. I’ll always be ahead of the game, Eric. You know that, so why bother? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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