Eddie Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 I wouldn't bet on it. Got a few days off and I'm looking forward to Bacardi Breezers all morning. poof, super t with k cider snakebite is the eye opener of choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sorry, Jackers, I know that I cock blocked you big time, but you'll thank me for it in the morning.Last time I drank two bottles of whisky I fucked ProfB. Turned out Arsenal were playing at home and I ended up with fanny jam all over me kisser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 6 feet under. He requests you join him. "he"...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 poof, super t with k cider snakebite is the eye opener of choice.K Cider... fooking lovely stuff... ...on a hot summers day, instead of snakebiting it, try sticking it in a pint glass with a Castaway and loads of ice... fucking ace laid out in a beer garden getting sunburnt drinking Blastaways... ohh the days of a mispent youth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 As if the masses of unwashed tossers on social media aren't bad enough, boasting away about how muddy and fucked up they're gonna get, turns out his holiness the Dalai cunting Lama is en route too. I wonder if he will be playing mostly covers or his own material? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 As if the masses of unwashed tossers on social media aren't bad enough, boasting away about how muddy and fucked up they're gonna get, turns out his holiness the Dalai cunting Lama is en route too. I wonder if he will be playing mostly covers or his own material?It's okay.To ths Dalai Lama's 'Ying' you have Motorhead on the Pyramid Stage's 'Yang' and thus the karma balance is maintained - very important to the soppy New Age cunts that clutter up the gaff down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 It's okay.To ths Dalai Lama's 'Ying' you have Motorhead on the Pyramid Stage's 'Yang' and thus the karma balance is maintained - very important to the soppy New Age cunts that clutter up the gaff down there.Agreed, but the New Ager's field up at the top was always a good place to take the kids and get yourself fuckin wrecked out of harms way. Several years in row in the 90's I hardly saw a band. And the lavvie's up that way were always cleaner, maybe because the crusties were happy to shit in their pants as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 And a top tip for all festival goers : Get up at 6 am (or stay up all night raving), and go to the kiddies play field / area for a dump. The loos there were always immaculate first thing in the morning - especially at Glastonbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 And a top tip for all festival goers : Get up at 6 am (or stay up all night raving), and go to the kiddies play field / area for a dump. The loos there were always immaculate first thing in the morning - especially at Glastonbury.Sound advice as ever Jackers. It's also a good place to spot some of the artists offstage as well. I bumped into Rolf Harris there at least six times when he was doing a set in 2010. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 The words of a man most likely into taking unknown hallucinogens concocted in someone's bathtub in a field with a bunch of caucasian dreadlock monsters somewhere near Hereford.I normally think most of your posts are a pile of steaming toss, but you've got this one spot on, what a fuck knuckle the soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Sound advice as ever Jackers. It's also a good place to spot some of the artists offstage as well. I bumped into Rolf Harris there at least six times when he was doing a set in 2010.to my shame I have to admit to going out of my way to watch the kiddie fiddling aussie shit cunt as well,The crowd was fucking heaving too,I bet most of them now would like to rape him anally instead of singing along to 'tie me kangaroo down',the horrible beardy weirdy nonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) Just switched on to see this on the tv and had the treat to see a load of white middle aged tits dancing to a reggae band. I mean what the fuck! The sight of white people trying to dance to reggae is a sight to behold Edited June 26, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Just switched on to see this on the tv and had the treat to see a load of white middle aged tits dancing to a reggae band. I mean what the fuck!Fucking non racist cunts.Is it raining there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I see Stephen Hawking has stood Michael Eavis up,something that could never happen in reverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 You fucking nasty. Poor ProfB deserves a litter better don't you think. She's a harmless little tinker. Who is going to get bummed if I have my way.can I join in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 can I join in?As you're permenantly suspended in one of those massive medical hammocks for the disgustingly obese, the logistics of a threesome makes it near enough impossible.Lose a few pounds, so you can sit in a mobility scooter again like the good old days of your youth, and she might just be able to lift up your sweating gut and nosh off the tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Sorry Fatty, I take it back, you're not that fat. I thought I was replying to judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 The words of a man most likely into taking unknown hallucinogens concocted in someone's bathtub in a field with a bunch of caucasian dreadlock monsters somewhere near Hereford.Hello, Diet Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Florence and the machine now have another fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Managed 1 minute 25 seconds just to confirm Kanye west is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Managed 1 minute 25 seconds just to confirm Kanye west is a cunt...... And a boring one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Florence and the machine now have another fan.What's the Camberwell carrot been up to now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 What's the Camberwell carrot been up to now?Ooer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Managed 1 minute 25 seconds just to confirm Kanye west is a cuntWhat took you so long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 What took you so long?1 minute 24 seconds of waiting for the lights to get into place and then the self titled best rock star ever opened his fucking big gob...'click' fuck off you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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