Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: No, but I did see the police heli on its way, is that good enough for you? Obviously not, you fucking stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Bubbles said: Obviously not, you fucking stupid cunt. Shame, I always want to please you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 13 hours ago, Bubbles said: But stirring Cameron's is okay by you, Scotty? By the way, can you be ready for your stand-up routine about 9pm at tonight's Eyes Wide Shut Bukkake Bingo? Quincy will PM you the coordinates. I doubt that cameron has ever ventured in there bubbles. Their kids are the product of ivf. Sorry to have missed the bukkake gig, I'm afraid I couldn't come. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Mrs Cameron, a nice looking woman. In the public eye because she is tangled up with Dave "I am a lying Cunt" Cameron. The sooner he surrenders his brief tenure on his mortal existence, the better for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 On 30 April 2016 at 7:47 AM, luke swarm said: Sam Cameron...quite easy on the eye Monumental Cunt......unlike your writing style which is very hard work I do apologies Master Swarm...of course I do understand that upper class education does not ensure the wealthy entitled cunts like yourself or Indeed Samantha Cameron can actually cope with any literacy beyond lady bird book 1. I do appreciate your input into the debate and I know it must have been very hard work and extra reading at playtime with Miss that helped you with all the big words and long paragraphs of my cunt nomination. Now go and have a lie down, then off to matron for a disprin and a finger up your arse after prep. We will be giving you a new crayon after lunch because clearly you have worn your old one out with all that long scripture you wrote above. If people take the time on here to offer Cunts up to the slaughter do please take the time to either fuck them or fuck off and stay silent on the matter. If you feel you are intellectually inferior and do not understand what is going on.....you may put your hand up and Sir will tell you the answer .....or strap you within a fucking inch of your life you inbred over privilaged retarded useless self poorly opinionated cunt.......ahhh happy memories of my school days ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: I do apologies Master Swarm...of course I do understand that upper class education does not ensure the wealthy entitled cunts like yourself or Indeed Samantha Cameron can actually cope with any literacy beyond lady bird book 1. I do appreciate your input into the debate and I know it must have been very hard work and extra reading at playtime with Miss that helped you with all the big words and long paragraphs of my cunt nomination. Now go and have a lie down, then off to matron for a disprin and a finger up your arse after prep. We will be giving you a new crayon after lunch because clearly you have worn your old one out with all that long scripture you wrote above. If people take the time on here to offer Cunts up to the slaughter do please take the time to either fuck them or fuck off and stay silent on the matter. If you feel you are intellectually inferior and do not understand what is going on.....you may put your hand up and Sir will tell you the answer .....or strap you within a fucking inch of your life you inbred over privilaged retarded useless self poorly opinionated cunt.......ahhh happy memories of my school days ! You total fucking specimen. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Frank said: You total fucking specimen. Idiot. Steady on Frank that's "five whole words" and two punctuation marks. Do join in the debate why don't you ! Nurse ! Get me 250 mil of insulin, a bag of plasma and the crash team on stand by .........this cunts nearly alive ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 5 hours ago, scotty said: I doubt that cameron has ever ventured in there bubbles. Their kids are the product of ivf. Sorry to have missed the bukkake gig, I'm afraid I couldn't come. Very clever, Scotty. Your replacement, Mickey 'I should be gagged for my gags' D stood in for you. I want to say it was a stand-up routine that he did, but the little runt may have been sat down, always difficult to tell with him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Very clever, Scotty. Your replacement, Mickey 'I should be gagged for my gags' D stood in for you. I want to say it was a stand-up routine that he did, but the little runt may have been sat down, always difficult to tell with him. Ah, used the substitute did you? Did he crack one out over the bint? Thinking of which, did you hear that Audley Harrison is coming out of retirement after managing to knock out a wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Not sure if I'd fuck it but I'd probably give her an angry dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 38 minutes ago, neil298 said: Not sure if I'd fuck it Yes you fucking would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 On 30/04/2016 at 10:17 AM, Bill Stickers said: This new cunt is growing on me. I feel, stylistically, he is the Corner's answer to Jack Kerouac. I detect definite echoes of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" too. Ginsberg was another of those cunts who never know when to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I do apologies Master Swarm...of course I do understand that upper class education does not ensure the wealthy entitled cunts like yourself or Indeed Samantha Cameron can actually cope with any literacy beyond lady bird book 1. I do appreciate your input into the debate and I know it must have been very hard work and extra reading at playtime with Miss that helped you with all the big words and long paragraphs of my cunt nomination. Now go and have a lie down, then off to matron for a disprin and a finger up your arse after prep. We will be giving you a new crayon after lunch because clearly you have worn your old one out with all that long scripture you wrote above. If people take the time on here to offer Cunts up to the slaughter do please take the time to either fuck them or fuck off and stay silent on the matter. If you feel you are intellectually inferior and do not understand what is going on.....you may put your hand up and Sir will tell you the answer .....or strap you within a fucking inch of your life you inbred over privilaged retarded useless self poorly opinionated cunt.......ahhh happy memories of my school days ! I wish you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I do apologies Master Swarm...of course I do understand that upper class education does not ensure the wealthy entitled cunts like yourself or Indeed Samantha Cameron can actually cope with any literacy beyond lady bird book 1. I do appreciate your input into the debate and I know it must have been very hard work and extra reading at playtime with Miss that helped you with all the big words and long paragraphs of my cunt nomination. Now go and have a lie down, then off to matron for a disprin and a finger up your arse after prep. We will be giving you a new crayon after lunch because clearly you have worn your old one out with all that long scripture you wrote above. If people take the time on here to offer Cunts up to the slaughter do please take the time to either fuck them or fuck off and stay silent on the matter. If you feel you are intellectually inferior and do not understand what is going on.....you may put your hand up and Sir will tell you the answer .....or strap you within a fucking inch of your life you inbred over privilaged retarded useless self poorly opinionated cunt.......ahhh happy memories of my school days ! Now that is a lot of effort to say, fuck you Luke. Its very much appreciated. I am not even going to cunt you because I do believe there is no need.....may I request another self cunting essay similar to the one above.....its good work although a little tough to read at one sitting....perhaps a breather between paragraphs and control you breathing. would you also consider choosing an Avatar....a simple one to start to avoid any undue strain on your cerebral cortex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: Now that is a lot of effort to say, fuck you Luke. Its very much appreciated. I am not even going to cunt you because I do believe there is no need.....may I request another self cunting essay similar to the one above.....its good work although a little tough to read at one sitting....perhaps a breather between paragraphs and control you breathing. would you also consider choosing an Avatar....a simple one to start to avoid any undue strain on your cerebral cortex. You dont want to cunt me because I'd shit you ! Edited May 1, 2016 by N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 On 30 April 2016 at 10:07 AM, Cuntybaws said: So what's the actual question here? Would you fuck her? Would you set her on fire? If both, in which order? Fuck her then smoke the bitch...its up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I detect definite echoes of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" too. Ginsberg was another of those cunts who never know when to stop. I'm more aligned to the Road Trip style of the afore mention beatnik poet and author of the pre hippy movement.....he did tend to go on a bit and wrote in long none stop fashion. Well spotted Bill and good effort to the other chap. Amazed anyone can read on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: You dont want to cunt me because I'd shit you ! You tell em Mon. The ADD riddled poofs struggle to read anything longer then a sentence on account of their eyes being gradually glazed over with rentboy cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 8 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: You tell em Mon. The ADD riddled poofs struggle to read anything longer then a sentence on account of their eyes being gradually glazed over with rentboy cum. Are you dyslexic? Is he dying of ADIS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: You dont want to cunt me because I'd shit you ! well at least this response is actually readable.....its a slow process for some, this learning business MC but I am pleased that you have taken on board some of the feedback. I am confident that you will get better at it over the coming weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 On Saturday, April 30, 2016 at 7:02 PM, DingTheRioja said: No, but I did see the police heli on its way, is that good enough for you? You thick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Decimus said: You thick bastard. I had hoped you were going to quit the monologue, obviously not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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