Bubba C Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 What the fuck is this stupid cunt playing at? I've just witnessed a shit advert of him dancing about like a cunt, throwing a hat and pointing at a drummer. What the fuck is he selling? Who gives a fuck? How can I kill the past-being-famous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 He's advertising clobber for the larger gent. Fatty's now able to go and buy his KFC bargain buckets in person now he's got pants to cover his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: He's advertising clobber for the larger gent. Fatty's now able to go and buy his KFC bargain buckets in person now he's got pants to cover his arse. that's plainly not true...the only time that cunt can do any clothes shopping is when Billy Smarts Circus is in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Never heard of her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of her It's some sort of northerner who plays a posh form of rounders. It also models clothes designed for the morbidly obese. Beyond that, I don't know much about it. Other than it's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Anyone over the age of 6 that allows themselves to be called Freddy is a stupid northern cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, neil298 said: Anyone over the age of 6 that allows themselves to be called Freddy is a stupid northern cunt Pull my finger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Pull my finger! Admin, is that you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Good shout, another northern monkey cashing in on a mediocre career. Cricket is for public school boy benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Good shout, another northern monkey cashing in on a mediocre career. Cricket is for public school boy benders. "The origin of cricket is unknown. There is a consensus of expert opinion that it was probably created during Saxon or Norman times by children living in the Weald, an area of dense woodlands and clearings in south-east England that lies across Kent and Sussex.[1] The first definite reference is dated Monday, 17 January 1597 (Julian date)" Expert opinion points to it being a product of poncy southern fairies, what a fucking surprise! Still though on topic Cricket is mind numbingly shit, trailing just slightly behind golf and Flintoff is a jacamo sporting drunkard piss flap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 I tried watching a cricket match once. How does anyone ever manage to sit through more than 30 seconds of the mind-numbing shite? And apparently it goes on for days. Comparing cricket to football is like comparing rolf harris to rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, scotty said: I tried watching a cricket match once. How does anyone ever manage to sit through more than 30 seconds of the mind-numbing shite? And apparently it goes on for days. Comparing cricket to football is like comparing rolf harris to rembrandt. How the fuck you get a draw is ridiculous, either they have more runs or they don't. Can you imagine that in rugby or football? Oh you may have score 3 goals/tries to their 1, but one of their players was off the pitch for 2 minutes for a throw in, so it's a draw, sorry lads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: How the fuck you get a draw is ridiculous, either they have more runs or they don't. Can you imagine that in rugby or football? Oh you may have score 3 goals/tries to their 1, but one of their players was off the pitch for 2 minutes for a throw in, so it's a draw, sorry lads... Very true ding, and what in the name of satan is the fucking duckworth lewis method?? Fucking hell. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: How the fuck you get a draw is ridiculous, either they have more runs or they don't. Can you imagine that in rugby or football? Oh you may have score 3 goals/tries to their 1, but one of their players was off the pitch for 2 minutes for a throw in, so it's a draw, sorry lads... Ding, I don't recall you receiving an invite to comment on Bubba's thread. Kindly wind your neck in and shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, I don't recall you receiving an invite to comment on Bubba's thread. Kindly wind your neck in and shut the fuck up. Appreciate you keeping an eye on the little toe-rag, Decs. He thinks he can swan in and out of nom's willy nilly, taking them off topic. This nom was about a silly cunt dancing (not Frank for a change), which is certainly not cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: How the fuck you get a draw is ridiculous, either they have more runs or they don't. Can you imagine that in rugby or football? Oh you may have score 3 goals/tries to their 1, but one of their players was off the pitch for 2 minutes for a throw in, so it's a draw, sorry lads... Who the fuck do you think you are? Wading in without a by-your-leave, with this bollock-dribble. Are you from Yorkshire , or a Cumbrain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Pull my finger! No- pull MY fingers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Pull my finger! HIGH FIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding, I don't recall you receiving an invite to comment on Bubba's thread. Kindly wind your neck in and shut the fuck up. Since you and Bubbsy are against crashers, I'll just add my thoughts on the matter. At least we have the ashes, and that's all that matters. One parting thought Decs, you and Bubs should take your own advice and wind your necks in.....a very tight noose and do the gene pool a huge fuck favour, pair of wriggling squirming maggots on a pile of shit. Ta ta, girls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Since you and Bubbsy are against crashers, I'll just add my thoughts on the matter. At least we have the ashes, and that's all that matters. One parting thought Decs, you and Bubs should take your own advice and wind your necks in.....a very tight noose and do the gene pool a huge fuck favour, pair of wriggling squirming maggots on a pile of shit. Ta ta, girls! Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who the fuck do you think you are? Wading in without a by-your-leave, with this bollock-dribble. Are you from Yorkshire , or a Cumbrain? I for one think we should hold a kangaroo court to try ding for his various offences. Kangaroo courts have gone horribly out of fashion in recent times but I feel they should be given a comeback. Assured conviction, bound to be lots of drama, and plenty of jobs available such as Judge, Jurors, and Lawyers so we can all get on the gravy train. Admin can pay for proceedings out of the PayPal pot and then invoice ding once he loses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I for one think we should hold a kangaroo court to try ding for his various offences. Kangaroo courts have gone horribly out of fashion in recent times but I feel they should be given a comeback. Assured conviction, bound to be lots of drama, and plenty of jobs available such as Judge, Jurors, and Lawyers so we can all get on the gravy train. Admin can pay for proceedings out of the PayPal pot and then invoice ding once he loses. as long as he is excecuted. Not let off scot fucking free like withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Extraordinarily dull comment. Am I supposed to feel well and properly sorted, you festering mass of knob cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Since you and Bubbsy are against crashers, I'll just add my thoughts on the matter. At least we have the ashes, and that's all that matters. One parting thought Decs, you and Bubs should take your own advice and wind your necks in.....a very tight noose and do the gene pool a huge fuck favour, pair of wriggling squirming maggots on a pile of shit. Ta ta, girls! Fuck off with your gay cricket shit you Argyll wearing, lawn-prancing, cucumber sandwich nibbling, old faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: as long as he is excecuted. Not let off scot fucking free like withers. Ding has demonstrated his keen legal mind in another thread recently. I don't think that we as laymen, can ever hope to challenge an expert who has got twenty years experience of watching Perry Mason repeats in his terraced house whilst decent folk are at work. I propose we just shank the cunt without any kind of sop to a due legal process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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