Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Good news for those men (and partners) not happy with their lot in life. Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston announced recently that they undertook the first penis transplant in the United States. The complex operation took 15 hours to complete and the surgical team are reported to be "cautiously optimistic". Dr Curtis Cetrulo, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon, said that the patient, Mr Thomas Manning, "was handling things well" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Also how they found the lead singer of The Killers True story that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Does that mean that black dick donors will be in demand now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Does that mean that black dick donors will be in demand now ? Nigerians will do anything for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Good news for those men (and partners) not happy with their lot in life. Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston announced recently that they undertook the first penis transplant in the United States. The complex operation took 15 hours to complete and the surgical team are reported to be "cautiously optimistic". Dr Curtis Cetrulo, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon, said that the patient, Mr Thomas Manning, "was handling things well" I've got a massive cock, so if any of the knobless twats on here want some, I can donate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 51 minutes ago, Punkape said: Does that mean that black dick donors will be in demand now ? An astute observation Punkape. Status conscious English roses can safely take white transplant recipients to meet the parents and socially climb without embarrassment at Lord Mayor's cocktail soirees before acting out their white trash fantasies overnight at the Travel Lodge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 38 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: An astute observation Punkape. Status conscious English roses can safely take white transplant recipients to meet the parents and socially climb without embarrassment at Lord Mayor's cocktail soirees before acting out their white trash fantasies overnight at the Travel Lodge. With the added benefit that the recipient will look like a Eunuch in photographic negatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: I've got a massive cock, so if any of the knobless twats on here want some, I can donate You'd have to fucking find it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 It may be possible to have a black and white, assorted hooped arrangement with differing states of tumescence thus providing a natural ribbed effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I would imagine that you would be grateful to possess any type of cock as long as it wasn't inserted in your mouth or arse......again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I would imagine that you would be grateful to possess any type of cock as long as it wasn't inserted in your mouth or arse......again. There speaks someone with experience of cocks up bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I don`t know, it would take a bit of getting used to.....still, i suppose it`s better than old cancery cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Being mixed race I'm fine. I'm black from the waist down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Which part of LGBTQIAPK does this fall under? The poor cunts at the International Scrabble Foundation are struggling to keep up to date as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Being mixed race I'm fine. I'm black from the waist down. Another fantasist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Is Frank gonna get one to go on his forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another fantasist... I know its outrageous and bizarre. I cannot stand these cunts who live in a made up dreamworld By the way are you still touring around France with Frank looking for rare cufflinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: It may be possible to have a black and white, assorted hooped arrangement with differing states of tumescence thus providing a natural ribbed effect. It seems your imagination knows no bounds when it comes to cock, Punky. Fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Good news for those men (and partners) not happy with their lot in life. Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston announced recently that they undertook the first penis transplant in the United States. The complex operation took 15 hours to complete and the surgical team are reported to be "cautiously optimistic". Dr Curtis Cetrulo, a plastic and reconstructive surgeon, said that the patient, Mr Thomas Manning, "was handling things well" "Handling things well"! Does that mean his wife will have to be careful when she wanks him off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Handling things well"! Does that mean his wife will have to be careful when she wanks him off? Ape is last in the queue for anything like that. He's after all his wife's punters.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I know its outrageous and bizarre. I cannot stand these cunts who live in a made up dreamworld By the way are you still touring around France with Frank looking for rare cufflinks Is Frank from Nigeria ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Is Frank from Nigeria ? probably but don't bring up the subject of his heritage as he is a bit touchy about that.......all I am saying is that you should wear suitable protection when things get a bit steamy ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Handling things well"! Does that mean his wife will have to be careful when she wanks him off? Its a well known fact that women are fucking useless at wanking cocks with their hands. Its not like your plunging a rather stubborn blockage down the khazi you useless fucking sow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: probably but don't bring up the subject of his heritage as he is a bit touchy about that.......all I am saying is that you should wear suitable protection when things get a bit steamy ok. More knob-jockey speak from Captain Puffery himself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: More knob-jockey speak from Captain Puffery himself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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