scotty Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Have nicola sturgeon and susan calman ever been seen in the same room together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: Is that not just a normal day Rev? Nowadays, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 On 23/05/2016 at 8:36 AM, Punkape said: This Scottish harridan bears an uncanny resemblance to Rosa Klebb of the poisoned tipped shoe in From Russia with Love. There are also striking similarities with Irma Bunt, the wife of Blofeld from On Her Majesty's Secret Service. All 3 of these red haired gargoyles are short with dumpy figures, feline eyes and have jail wardress demeanours. All 3 had/have tyranny as their master or modus operandii I'd rather shag Ape's wife than any of these 3. Excellent Nom, now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's funny (well, in the sense of it not being funny in the slightest) but when visiting Scotland I've definitely noticed anti-English sentiment, which has gone hand-in-hand with the rise of Scottish Nationalism. I'm not just talking Andy Murray / Gavin Hastings pantomime anti-Englishness. I'm talking hostile / aggressive stuff. Not that the English have a great track record in the sweetness and light stakes and Boris didn't help much with his 'ajockalypse' line but fuck me sometimes I feel like Rodney King - can't we all just get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 43 minutes ago, Fatty said: Excellent Nom, now fuck off Sod off you lump of rancid lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's funny (well, in the sense of it not being funny in the slightest) but when visiting Scotland I've definitely noticed anti-English sentiment, which has gone hand-in-hand with the rise of Scottish Nationalism. I'm not just talking Andy Murray / Gavin Hastings pantomime anti-Englishness. I'm talking hostile / aggressive stuff. Not that the English have a great track record in the sweetness and light stakes and Boris didn't help much with his 'ajockalypse' line but fuck me sometimes I feel like Rodney King - can't we all just get along? Is he related to Ledley King ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It's funny (well, in the sense of it not being funny in the slightest) but when visiting Scotland I've definitely noticed anti-English sentiment, which has gone hand-in-hand with the rise of Scottish Nationalism. I'm not just talking Andy Murray / Gavin Hastings pantomime anti-Englishness. I'm talking hostile / aggressive stuff. Not that the English have a great track record in the sweetness and light stakes and Boris didn't help much with his 'ajockalypse' line but fuck me sometimes I feel like Rodney King - can't we all just get along? You're fine in Easterhouse these days if you're a 25 stone cross-dressing Somalian immigrant, but it's funny how the shackles of PC tolerance fall away at the very first hint of an English accent. It's probably because they think you're all Tories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 21 hours ago, Properkhunt said: As with the EU referendum, the establishment is on a fucking con and Joe Cunt is the mark. I am shit scared if we vote out, war in Europe, recession, NHS fails, house prices crash, unemployment goes through the roof and the judge stops sucking off blokes in public toilets. Well the last one on the list is just as likely as the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am shit scared if we vote out, war in Europe, recession, NHS fails, house prices crash, unemployment goes through the roof and the judge goes straight. Well the last one on the list is just as likely. We'll survive, eddie. As soon as we vote out, the government will issue a pamphlet like the recent one and the protect and survive one, telling us all exactly how to behave. So everything will be just fine and dandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: We'll survive, eddie. As soon as we vote out, the government will issue a pamphlet like the recent one and the protect and survive one, telling us all exactly how to behave. So everything will be just fine and dandy. Boris will take good care of you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am shit scared if we vote out, war in Europe, recession, NHS fails, house prices crash, unemployment goes through the roof and the judge stops sucking off blokes in public toilets. Well the last one on the list is just as likely as the rest we are staying in the EU...its already been decided and all this scaremongering will have the desired effect....as soon as house prices are mentioned, that's it all the DM and Express readers will vote to stay in. I am voting staying in just to fuck Boris off and spoil his chances of ever becoming PM. Your second point about the Judge is not so far off the truth...if Brexit wins then all public lavatories will be closed as we will no longer be able to afford them and the Judge will have to move his clientele base to another venue.....probably Pinkapes places near the railway embankment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Boris will take good care of you all. It's coming to something when you hope Boris 'down syndrome' Johnson is on the winning side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: we are staying in the EU...its already been decided and all this scaremongering will have the desired effect....as soon as house prices are mentioned, that's it all the DM and Express readers will vote to stay in. I am voting staying in just to fuck Boris off and spoil his chances of ever becoming PM. Yeah, REMAIN's Project Fear is getting ridiculous, beside we all know staying in the EU will give you cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, REMAIN's Project Fear is getting ridiculous, beside we all know staying in the EU will give you cancer. never mind all that nonsense....what about the Judge and his place of business possibly being closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: never mind all that nonsense....what about the Judge and his place of business possibly being closed. Even if his place of business is shut he will always mange to keep his hand in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, REMAIN's Project Fear is getting ridiculous, beside we all know staying in the EU will give you cancer. I hope that you and the other cunts do leave. I will pop up to Calais and Dunkirk on 24th June and help load the immigrants onto the trains and ferries. lol lol fucking lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: We'll survive, eddie. As soon as we vote out, the government will issue a pamphlet like the recent one and the protect and survive one, telling us all exactly how to behave. So everything will be just fine and dandy. If that's the case, I'm going to make certain the new pamphlet gets a double-nom in the space of a few weeks. It's the only way we can solve the UK's problems I feel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Even if his place of business is shut he will always mange to keep his hand in. I'm back, Eddie.. you little gay defunct catfish. Any gossip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I'm back, Eddie.. you little gay defunct catfish. Any gossip? Frank , where do I send the bill for cleaning up my kitchen after your visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Frank , where do I send the bill for cleaning up my kitchen after your visit. Why don't you just lick up both your spunk-piles off the floor, you dirty little French fag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Why don't you just lick up both your spunk-piles off the floor, you dirty little French fag? Well Bibble , such venom. Obviously your holiday on Barry Island did not fulfil you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Frank , where do I send the bill for cleaning up my kitchen after your visit. Your dopey Germanic cleaner/wife was scary with all that spotty eczema shit on her head. They'e not really gîtes, are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm back, Eddie.. you little gay defunct catfish. Any gossip? Traffic is a joke tonight Frank, blackwall tunnel is closed, I fear I won't make it back to my suburban semi in time for eastenders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Traffic is a joke tonight Frank, blackwall tunnel is closed, I fear I won't make it back to my suburban semi in time for eastenders. Great. I've just bought a house on Ile de Ré. It's a small two-up two-down in La Flotte overlooking the Atlantic. Needs work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just now, Properkhunt said: Never mind all that pony. I' ve been down the farm again, a leg of lamb from one reared and slaughtered on site. Roasted in the oven on a rack. Pierced with fresh rosemary, grown in my postage stamp size garden, rubbed with salted butter and heavily seasoned. The juices collected underneath to make the gravy. My neighbour gave me some white spuds from his allotment. Par boiled, shaken in the collender and roasted in duck fat. Steamed veg, including locally grown asparagus. Mint from my garden to make accompanying sauce. I am sitting in my chair in a semi crapulous state as the Khunts run around going loopy. They don't appreciate my fine dining. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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