Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: @Eddie, I'm curious. How many times have you embellished this shitty little anecdote over a plate of Aldi salmon at your aspiring middle class dinner parties, hm? I've heard 100s of variations of this story over the years Bill, the one constant feature is the vulnerable woman or child. It's like the 'commode story' from Reservoir Dogs, the core remains the same and the peripheral details alter to suit the audience. I'm quite lucky, being a part time professional punchbag, most of my kickings, either given or received are recorded for posterity on the DVD systems of pubs and clubs, necessary for legal reasons and negates bullshit and embellishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Probably less times than you have stuck a load of pub grub coke up your nose and then shit yourself. ultradonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Probably less times than you have stuck a load of pub grub coke up your nose and then shit yourself. I can imagine you all, squeezing into your little terraced house, cheap chairs straining under the mass of 8 lard arses stuffing their faces with Taste the Difference chicken pies and a discounted trifle from the bruised and battered produce section. "Then I roundhouse kicked the cunts right in the Adam's apples", Eddie exclaimed, testiculating wildly with his fliddy extremities. "But Eddie... at the start of the story you said you was on your mobility scooter like any normal day going down the Happy Shopper?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've heard 100s of variations of this story over the years Bill, the one constant feature is the vulnerable woman or child. It's like the 'commode story' from Reservoir Dogs, the core remains the same and the peripheral details alter to suit the audience. I'm quite lucky, being a part time professional punchbag, most of my kickings, either given or received are recorded for posterity on the DVD systems of pubs and clubs, necessary for legal reasons and negates bullshit and embellishment. Very astute of you Eric. It's a bit like when cunts make up stories about going on holiday, isn't it @Admiral Noakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I can imagine you all, squeezing into your little terraced house, cheap chairs straining under the mass of 8 lard arses stuffing their faces with Taste the Difference chicken pies and a discounted trifle from the bruised and battered produce section. "Then I roundhouse kicked the cunts right in the Adam's apples", Eddie exclaimed, testiculating wildly with his fliddy extremities. "But Eddie... at the start of the story you said you was on your mobility scooter like any normal day going down the Happy Shopper?" Bill it was a made up story, like my villa, 's class and house in Dorset. Are you on the gear again tonight and all aggressive? Do you still have your very own front room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Bill it was a made up story, like my villa, 's class and house in Dorset. Are you on the gear again tonight and all aggressive? Quiet Thursday night in, but I didn't come here to make friends remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill it was a made up story, like my villa, 's class and house in Dorset. Are you on the gear again tonight and all aggressive? Do you still have your very own front room? What about the Jag? Have you imaginary-purchased that yet? You promised some holograms of it, remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Quiet Thursday night in, but I didn't come here to make friends remember? Are you all alone in your very own front room in your shared house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Ape said: What about the Jag? Have you imaginary-purchased that yet? You promised some holograms of it, remember? Picking it up tomorrow ape, 150 mile drive to collect. Mk 3 I'm afraid and a hard top but it's all I can afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Are you all alone in your very own front room in your shared house? No, my Italian roommate, the one with the dreadlocks and no shoes, she's cooking something on the camping stove in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Admiral Noakes said: More times than I have sailed across to the channel isles. Once, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Picking it up tomorrow ape, 150 mile drive to collect. Mk 3 I'm afraid and a hard top but it's all I can afford. Sounds nice. V12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Bill Stickers said: No, my Italian roommate, the one with the dreadlocks and no shoes, she's cooking something on the camping stove in the corner. At least your on the up bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Sounds nice. V12? Of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: At least your on the up bill. I know. Poor frank, shame we had to evict him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Of course Sweet. I imagine the exhaust note must be magnificent. Do you imagine that too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Sweet. I imagine the exhaust note must be magnificent. Do you imagine that too? I will send you some pics, what do you want on the sign this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: I will send you some pics, what do you want on the sign this time? Hmmm, that's a tricky one. Something derogatory about Stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I will send you some pics, what do you want on the sign this time? Make sure we can't see the reflection of the valet garage in the windscreen this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Make sure we can't see the reflection of the valet garage in the windscreen this time. Will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Of course Hang on, I missed all this. Is it an E type? If so I'd rather have the hard top. The convertibles are irresistible to any cunt with a Stanley knife and the ability to twist the wires on the back of the ignition switch together. Pictures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hang on, I missed all this. Is it an E type? If so I'd rather have the hard top. The convertibles are irresistible to any cunt with a Stanley knife and the ability to twist the wires on the back of the ignition switch together. Pictures! The soft tops are too expensive, a shifty lh drive is around 70k plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Hmmm, that's a tricky one. Something derogatory about Stickers? Can do, I might have fattys Aston in 1 pic with a fake line of coke on the dash and then maybe a video of the e type reving up for the exhaust note. I'm open to suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: The hard tops are too expensive, a shifty lh drive is around 70k plus. Stubby in his new motor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Stubby in his new motor. Well it is a 3 wheeler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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