Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Some of my old oppos got well into the jap slapping. A great skill to have because it also gives you great strength, especially in the core and hones your reactions, but I always stuck with the philosophy of a stunning blow to the balls will stop any cunt in their tracks. Or 50 rounds from the GPMG. So you're an exponent of the art of 'Knacka Chacka', very effective, but you're right, a chest full of 30 calibre rounds pretty much solves most fuckwittery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager Punkers' 'Jap-slapping' skills are far more well-honed than yours, Eric. I bet his 'Rocky' style training music is 'Eye of The Jap'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Will watch properly later, had a quick scan and it looks like it has a lot in common with wing chun. The defensive stance and central line striking are similar. It also seems to have elements of Filipino Kali with some of the stick fighting techniques I just saw at the start. It's good to learn and observe different styles and disciplines, you build up your own tool box of bits and pieces that suit you and your own approach. I like the toolbox analogy. There's hundreds of different types of Pencat and the techniques within each so all you can do in concentrate on what you're good at. I did some weapon training in the beginning but settled for the only weapon you can legally carry on your person, the belt that keeps my trousers up. I figured that I'd be wasting my time with anything else, knife, baton, sticks, staffs as I'm not likely to be walking around with any of those but I'm always wearing a belt and I pretty damn good with it, that's Pencat Silat, being resoursful with what's at hand. A lot the weaponry used in pencat silat is based on domestic and farm equipment as the Dutch introduced a weapon ban during their occupation of Indonesia so they Incorporated and integrated what they had into the art, a fascinating history that makes it all the more interesting. I gave it up a few years ago, too many broken bones and injuries over the years but I'm still equipped to look after myself if needs be. I've only ever had to use it once in vain which is a result in it's self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ask roops. Although she'd never admit it, old wolf has battered her round the ring a few times. Don't try head shots with him mind, his ridiculous beard will absorb your blows. Funny you should mention heads shots because that's what he took and ended up in out patients the next day, I've never felt so guilty. I was suppose to meet up with him for a beer the next day but it turned out we both had hospital appointments. We're still good mates, just awful sparing partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can assure you this aspect of it is greatly diminished when drunk. If Jackie Chan can call it 'Drunk Style' then so the fuck can we. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I like the toolbox analogy. There's hundreds of different types of Pencat and the techniques within each so all you can do in concentrate on what you're good at. I did some weapon training in the beginning but settled for the only weapon you can legally carry on your person, the belt that keeps my trousers up. I figured that I'd be wasting my time with anything else, knife, baton, sticks, staffs as I'm not likely to be walking around with any of those but I'm always wearing a belt and I pretty damn good with it, that's Pencat Silat, being resoursful with what's at hand. A lot the weaponry used in pencat silat is based on domestic and farm equipment as the Dutch introduced a weapon ban during their occupation of Indonesia so they Incorporated and integrated what they had into the art, a fascinating history that makes it all the more interesting. I gave it up a few years ago, too many broken bones and injuries over the years but I'm still equipped to look after myself if needs be. I've only ever had to use it once in vain which is a result in it's self. Ironic that the weapons ban was instigated by the Dutch. I have a lovely pair of brass knuckledusters, brought back from Rotterdam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ironic that the weapons ban was instigated by the Dutch. I have a lovely pair of brass knuckledusters, brought back from Rotterdam. The fuckers didn't ban their own weapons.... the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ask roops. Although she'd never admit it, old wolf has battered her round the ring a few times. Eh? When was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 2:58 AM, Mrs Roops said: Eh? When was this? Can you remember when we used to dance the dance my dear? Happier days indeed. Now you're verbally sparring with other men behind my back. Give "us" another chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Can you remember when we used to dance the dance my dear? Happier days indeed. Now you're verbally sparring with other men behind my back. Give "us" another chance. Bit needy, try more abuse, it seems to provoke the response required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 On 04/07/2016 at 23:31, Guest BrothersQuim said: Have you and your mate ever considered a career in crime fighting? I hear the ladies love that sort of shit. @Stubby Pecker & @King Billy Eddie and Fatty, preparing to 'clean the streets'. One of the greatest nominations we have ever seen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 As a late comer to the saga of Ed and Fatty defending some slapper in a Wetherspoons car park, and getting a good kicking to boot. I have a couple of questions. Is it true they were actually 14 year olds on bmx's? Also, Did Ed really look like Rocky (the one Chers in, not the boxer), once the dust had settled. If I'd still been living in S.E London I would have backed you up Ed. Obviously I wouldn't have jumped straight in, I need to know if you can handle yourself first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: As a late comer to the saga of Ed and Fatty defending some slapper in a Wetherspoons car park, and getting a good kicking to boot. I have a couple of questions. Is it true they were actually 14 year olds on bmx's? Also, Did Ed really look like Rocky (the one Chers in, not the boxer), once the dust had settled. If I'd still been living in S.E London I would have backed you up Ed. Obviously I wouldn't have jumped straight in, I need to know if you can handle yourself first. He's fuckin' 'nails'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's fuckin' 'nails'. 'No more nails'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 57 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: As a late comer to the saga of Ed and Fatty defending some slapper in a Wetherspoons car park, and getting a good kicking to boot. I have a couple of questions. Is it true they were actually 14 year olds on bmx's? Also, Did Ed really look like Rocky (the one Chers in, not the boxer), once the dust had settled. If I'd still been living in S.E London I would have backed you up Ed. Obviously I wouldn't have jumped straight in, I need to know if you can handle yourself first. Those 2 lads got a right pasting off our Edd- that had to miss school the next day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Those 2 lads got a right pasting off our Edd- that had to miss school the next day That’s not true stub, stop this smear Campaign or you will hear from my solicitor, they missed cubs camp wanker... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 On 06/08/2020 at 19:52, Eric Cuntman said: @Stubby Pecker & @King Billy Eddie and Fatty, preparing to 'clean the streets'. One of the greatest nominations we have ever seen. The one on the lefts alright. But the othe bloke looks nothing like Tonto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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