Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Andy Murray has declared that in his downtime, he relaxes by stacking the dishwasher and putting petrol in his car. I really, really wish I was fucking joking. Murray is everything that is wrong with the modern sportsman. A complete fucking dullard driven to such excruciating blandness because his sport is too professional. There are no madmen like McEnroe and Connors on centre court anymore, just robotic Djokovics who have squeezed every ounce of personality out of themselves to attain sporting greatness. Merely contesting an umpires decision is now seen as edgy. God forbid anyone should throw a racket at a ball girl's head anymore and call one of the officials a stupid fucking cunt. The same goes for snooker, where Ronnie is a relic from a bygone age of getting fucked up and having a good time whilst competing at the highest level. The same argument can also be made for so many other games like football and poker. To summarise... what a boring fucking cunt Murray is. He makes Ding look like GG Allin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Don't get me started on fucking Lewis-I-love-myself-look-at-my-nice-earrings-fucking-Hamilton. Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't drive a small-dick Range Rover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Sterile people for us to aspire to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 I blame Alan Shearer for starting this utter tedium of sports personalities. After winning the premier league with Blackburn, Shearer didn't fancy getting wasted with the boys, or partying like a loon in every pub and club with the freedom of the city (granted, Blackburn is probably fucking shit, but still). Nor was he up for putting high-grade escorts on the chairman's credit card and smashing their arses in until the early hours whilst doing massive lines of posh off their surgically-enhanced tits. Nope, Mr Sensible went home and painted his fence. What a fantastically boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 37 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I blame Alan Shearer for starting this utter tedium of sports personalities. After winning the premier league with Blackburn, Shearer didn't fancy getting wasted with the boys, or partying like a loon in every pub and club with the freedom of the city (granted, Blackburn is probably fucking shit, but still). Nor was he up for putting high-grade escorts on the chairman's credit card and smashing their arses in until the early hours whilst doing massive lines of posh off their surgically-enhanced tits. Nope, Mr Sensible went home and painted his fence. What a fantastically boring cunt. Exactly what I'm talking about. What a fucking cunt. Makes Paul Scholes look interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 I'm just surprised you expect tennis and snooker players to act out. There maybe a few who do, but on the whole they are both boring as fuck sports to watch, I would expect the participants to act in a similar fashion. They are "role models" after all, the press would tear them a new one and fuck their career for even hinting at any dubious behaviour. Admitting that you follow the personal details of Andy Murrays life has made you look a royal cunt in the process though Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Andy Murray has declared that in his downtime, he relaxes by stacking the dishwasher and putting petrol in his car. I really, really wish I was fucking joking. Murray is everything that is wrong with the modern sportsman. A complete fucking dullard driven to such excruciating blandness because his sport is too professional. There are no madmen like McEnroe and Connors on centre court anymore, just robotic Djokovics who have squeezed every ounce of personality out of themselves to attain sporting greatness. Merely contesting an umpires decision is now seen as edgy. God forbid anyone should throw a racket at a ball girl's head anymore and call one of the officials a stupid fucking cunt. The same goes for snooker, where Ronnie is a relic from a bygone age of getting fucked up and having a good time whilst competing at the highest level. The same argument can also be made for so many other games like football and poker. To summarise... what a boring fucking cunt Murray is. He makes Ding look like GG Allin. Another silly Nom from our resident celebrity faux-analyst and all round tool. Find a new party you foetid, imbecilic, gender-ambiguous Mungbean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another silly Nom from our resident celebrity faux-analyst and all round tool. Find a new party you foetid, imbecilic, gender-ambiguous Mungbean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 I got a Super Furry Animals record with a picture of some footballer on the front sticking his two fingers up with the words "Man don't give a fuck" emblazoned on the bottom. It's from the 70s. Not sure what the guys name was but he apparently made George Best look like a village vicker. Any idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I got a Super Furry Animals record with a picture of some footballer on the front sticking his two fingers up with the words "Man don't give a fuck" emblazoned on the bottom. It's from the 70s. Not sure what the guys name was but he apparently made George Best look like a village vicker. Any idea? Robert Mugabe, before he got carried away with his politics of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Robert Mugabe, before he got carried away with his politics of course. On the face of it Mugabe was one of the good guys until he lost the plot/his marbles and turned into one of the biggest arseholes in recent world history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: On the face of it Mugabe was one of the good guys until he lost the plot/his marbles and turned into one of the biggest arseholes in recent world history. Bit like the moderators on this site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: On the face of it Mugabe was one of the good guys until he lost the plot/his marbles and turned into one of the biggest arseholes in recent world history. He must have been seriously fucked off when he placed 2nd behind Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 50 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Robert Mugabe, before he got carried away with his politics of course. Winston Churchill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Nick Krygios is hands down the biggest cunt in world sport. What a fucking embarrassment. Murray is just a dour Scotsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: Nick Krygios is hands down the biggest cunt in world sport. What a fucking embarrassment. Murray is just a dour Scotsman. Fair dinkum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Robin Friday*,couldn't give a fuck Piss head,made stan bowles look like a choirboy,Andy Murray may be a cunt but how big a cunt gave birth to the cunt?,she is one horrible fucker *Give his book a read,fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, neil298 said: Robin Friday*,couldn't give a fuck Piss head,made stan bowles look like a choirboy,Andy Murray may be a cunt but how big a cunt gave birth to the cunt?,she is one horrible fucker *Give his book a read,fucking awesome Would you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 On 05/07/2016 at 9:09 PM, Bill Stickers said: Andy Murray has declared that in his downtime, he relaxes by stacking the dishwasher and putting petrol in his car. I really, really wish I was fucking joking. With a wife like that, I'm surprised he has the time or energy to get out of bed ffs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 On 06/07/2016 at 10:15 PM, neil298 said: Robin Friday*,couldn't give a fuck Piss head,made stan bowles look like a choirboy,Andy Murray may be a cunt but how big a cunt gave birth to the cunt?,she is one horrible fucker *Give his book a read,fucking awesome I'm good mates with Stan. He has Alzheimers now, which is a right fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: I'm good mates with Stan. He has Alzheimers now, which is a right fucking cunt. Not many if any mavericks left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Never looked in any danger of losing today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Never looked in any danger of losing today. Cheers Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Cheers Geoff. Sport is too predictable, obvious who was going to win Wimbledon and obvious France will win Euro 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Sport is too predictable, obvious who was going to win Wimbledon and obvious France will win Euro 2016. Not as predictable as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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