Guest Snatch Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: With you on this 100% db. I'm sure that the manager IKTC addressed sternly couldn't give a flying fuck about the customer, the complaint, his subordinate's actions, or frankly anything; if his life had culminated in being a Royal Mail Sorting Office Supervisor. I bet he wishes he was dead. No doubt Rev does. With a baptism of fire thrown in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Frank said: There's always an element of truth in a nonce joke. Looking forward to the return of wiz. I never left, Francis. I have a career to maintain. Unlike some of your mates here on the corner. When do I get my own video, you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I never left, Francis. I have a career to maintain. Unlike some of your mates here on the corner. When do I get my own video, you cunt? Shut up. Tomorrow I'm in the studio working on a bubba-c-bonus project. A three minute short portraying the life and times of a self-loathing, target-driven, big-nosed, fruit machine playing, polyester wearing, lost fucking chancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 6 hours ago, Frank said: Shut up. Tomorrow I'm in the studio working on a bubba-c-bonus project. A three minute short portraying the life and times of a self-loathing, target-driven, big-nosed, fruit machine playing, polyester wearing, lost fucking chancer. Please make it 7 minutes long. I calculate that this is the exact amount of time that it will take before a fatal embolism is formed in your sparrow legs, due to the incredible tightness of the Asda George kids range of white skinny jeans you insist on wearing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I never left, Francis. I have a career to maintain. Unlike some of your mates here on the corner. When do I get my own video, you cunt? You sound more and more like Jazz each day. Let me guess, you're self employed, pay more tax than any of us take home, but mostly have free time to post cretinous bollocks, and we are all bozos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 I have had this many times, i have got to the door after hearing one knock and fuck my eye out, there it is..the dreaded card waiting there for me to chase up because that stupid jobsworth cuntbucket of a postman can't wait a few fucking seconds...i should greet the cuntbreed with a claw hammer next time and mash his tiny brains in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I have had this many times, i have got to the door after hearing one knock and fuck my eye out, there it is..the dreaded card waiting there for me to chase up because that stupid jobsworth cuntbucket of a postman can't wait a few fucking seconds...i should greet the cuntbreed with a claw hammer next time and mash his tiny brains in.. You're a peculiar little cunt. Crawl into a corner and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You're a peculiar little cunt. Crawl into a corner and die. Bill ....what can a say mate, i can't as words fail me when dealing with little sausage bashers like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 19/07/2016 at 12:29, Hokey Gingers said: Postie Says Sorry Profb. NO, it is still happening, I have been carded by a ginger to make matters worse. Long story short, I ended up causing a traffic jam & bringing the town to a standstill collecting my package, simply because a ginger postie didn't hide my eBay package behind my landfill, like any normal postman would. Hey that's me CockUp (in my prev corner incarnation), my name changed to CockUp when my membership expired. & Ohh the irony of Hokey Gingers, who I suspected for ages was Prince Harry, but now I know that's not true, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 2 hours ago, ProfB said: NO, it is still happening, I have been carded by a ginger to make matters worse. Long story short, I ended up causing a traffic jam & bringing the town to a standstill collecting my package, simply because a ginger postie didn't hide my eBay package behind my landfill, like any normal postman would. Hey that's me CockUp (in my prev corner incarnation), my name changed to CockUp when my membership expired. & Ohh the irony of Hokey Gingers, who I suspected for ages was Prince Harry, but now I know that's not true, Certain posties were renowned for stealing parcels and dumping letters into landfills or spare bedrooms. You have a dedicated, no-risk taker postie, ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 hours ago, ProfB said: NO, it is still happening, I have been carded by a ginger to make matters worse. Long story short, I ended up causing a traffic jam & bringing the town to a standstill collecting my package, simply because a ginger postie didn't hide my eBay package behind my landfill, like any normal postman would. Hey that's me CockUp (in my prev corner incarnation), my name changed to CockUp when my membership expired. & Ohh the irony of Hokey Gingers, who I suspected for ages was Prince Harry, but now I know that's not true, Could it be just that your postie also thinks you're an annoying cunt and does things like this to purposely frustrate you. I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 5 hours ago, ProfB said: NO, it is still happening, I have been carded by a ginger to make matters worse. Long story short, I ended up causing a traffic jam & bringing the town to a standstill collecting my package, simply because a ginger postie didn't hide my eBay package behind my landfill, like any normal postman would. Hey that's me CockUp (in my prev corner incarnation), my name changed to CockUp when my membership expired. & Ohh the irony of Hokey Gingers, who I suspected for ages was Prince Harry, but now I know that's not true, Did this ginger postman have a black & white cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did this ginger postman have a black & white cat? What do you get if you cross a rastafarian and a ginger? A gingerbreadmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you get if you cross a rastafarian and a ginger? A gingerbreadmon 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, ProfB said: 🤭 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 You poor fucking thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You poor fucking thing. There'll be no sheep-shagging around here Harold. Leave her alone you big love albatross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There'll be no sheep-shagging around here Harold. Leave her alone you big love albatross. Some of these noms leave me gagging.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 10 hours ago, ProfB said: NO, it is still happening, I have been carded by a ginger to make matters worse. Long story short, I ended up causing a traffic jam & bringing the town to a standstill collecting my package, simply because a ginger postie didn't hide my eBay package behind my landfill, like any normal postman would. Hey that's me CockUp (in my prev corner incarnation), my name changed to CockUp when my membership expired. & Ohh the irony of Hokey Gingers, who I suspected for ages was Prince Harry, but now I know that's not true, I hope you choke to death on a crumpet on Christmas Eve, if not before Fucking knob head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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