Eddie Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The evidence is in the gallery. Fender turned up. Fender wins by default. Eric what say we set a date for a proper boxing match between me and fends, I hope you will consider taking the role as referee, shall we say midday this Friday rain permitting? (Although I’m sure the gimp will shit himself and not show up) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Bally baby...although I'm 52 I run n lift and am in superb physical condition..and even with me dodgey knee I'd probably laff me hole off as I robbed you of life ..do fake teeth burn?...lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Why the fuck are you running at your age with a dodgy knee, you daft Irish cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric what say we set a date for a proper boxing match between me and fends, I hope you will consider taking the role as referee, shall we say midday this Friday rain permitting? (Although I’m sure the gimp will shit himself and not show up) Only if you promise to wear your Shirley Crabtree outfit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only if you promise to wear your Shirley Crabtree outfit. Easy.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why the fuck are you running at your age with a dodgy knee, you daft Irish cunt? He's preparing for all those duskies armed with machetes that Ireland are being forced to import by the EU. Not sure if he's going to be running away or running towards whilst unbuttoning his trousers though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only if you promise to wear your Shirley Crabtree outfit. Eddie bears more than a passing resemblance to the wrestler Arthur Johnson, with his darkened hue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why the fuck are you running at your age with a dodgy knee, you daft Irish cunt? It's only dodgey when I show up for disability payment medicals cbb baby...and a bit of swelling tends to look good. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Goober said: He's preparing for all those duskies armed with machetes that Ireland are being forced to import by the EU. Not sure if he's going to be running away or running towards whilst unbuttoning his trousers though. The only duskies we see are the ones thronging city's in the UK and bobbin over the Channel...like a flotilla of brown vikings...or more accurately...VIKANGS....lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: It's only dodgey when I show up for disability payment medicals cbb baby.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Or ‘scrounging’ as most people would correctly describe it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or ‘scrounging’ as most people would correctly describe it. "Tactical giro manipulation" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or ‘scrounging’ as most people would correctly describe it. Coming from a flesh peddler...and hawker of dead evergreens..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Tactical giro manipulation" Promote that man.. PANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: Coming from a flesh peddler..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Being a pimp was the only career opportunity left open to him after the cunts fucked up his new teeth, Panzy. Bad form. Don't judge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 Ya have to pronounce it properly for bally to understand...he's a pamp..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 @Carl Sway haway man, say something. You don't have to be this shy. You know @Mrs Roops is probably going to wipe you soon if you just keep window peeking, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: It's only dodgey when I show up for disability payment medicals cbb baby...and a bit of swelling tends to look good. PANZERMURPHYBABY How the fuck does a swollen knee influence your disability payments? I'm assuming, like everyone else who knows you, that you get payments for your significant mental disability. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 16 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Coming from a flesh peddler...and hawker of dead evergreens..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY ‘Businessman’ is the word I think you’re looking for Father Dougal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Being a pimp was the only career opportunity left open to him after the cunts fucked up his new teeth, Panzy. Bad form. Don't judge. 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Being a pimp was the only career opportunity left open to him after the cunts fucked up his new teeth, Panzy. Bad form. Don't judge. Imagine what an inconvenience it would be to have a perfect smile like a movie star, never need another filling, have another excruciating toothache or be told your breath smells, just an annual free check up RK? Hang on a minute, I don’t need to imagine that scenario. I’ve been through the pain, spent a few quid and I’m living the dream baby.😀 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How the fuck does a swollen knee influence your disability payments? I'm assuming, like everyone else who knows you, that you get payments for your significant mental disability. His ‘swollen knee’ is no doubt due to the lengthy amount time he spent on his knees as a choirboy, and directly connected to his other related ailment ie his ‘swollen and ruptured arsehole’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Imagine what an inconvenience it would be to have a perfect smile like a movie star, never need another filling, have another excruciating toothache or be told your breath smells, just an annual free check up RK? Hang on a minute, I don’t need to imagine that scenario. I’ve been through the pain, spent a few quid and I’m living the dream baby.😀 How much pain exactly? I'm thinking of having something similar myself but I fucking hate dentists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How much pain exactly? I'm thinking of having something similar myself but I fucking hate dentists. A lot CBB. But being Billy big spuds and going for the whole lot out and the full set of Rylans installed I can’t complain about the pain and inconvenience I’ve put up with during the process. In retrospect I didn’t need to do it that way but I’m glad now that I did. The worst pain was having 23 teeth pulled in one sitting, 20 odd injections in half an hour and then Covid madness starting just when I was due to go back to have the implants screwed into my jawbones, delaying everything for 18 months. But as they say ‘No pain no gain’ and I’m delighted with the end result. ’Is it safe?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 On 06/04/2022 at 19:40, Eric Cuntman said: Only if you promise to wear your Shirley Crabtree outfit. Why not throw someone else into the mix? I'm sure @Dead Penelope can pull off Giant Haystacks fairly easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: A lot CBB. But being Billy big spuds and going for the whole lot out and the full set of Rylans installed I can’t complain about the pain and inconvenience I’ve put up with during the process. In retrospect I didn’t need to do it that way but I’m glad now that I did. The worst pain was having 23 teeth pulled in one sitting, 20 odd injections in half an hour and then Covid madness starting just when I was due to go back to have the implants screwed into my jawbones, delaying everything for 18 months. But as they say ‘No pain no gain’ and I’m delighted with the end result. ’Is it safe?’ How many implants did you have as I've seen ads saying all-on-4 meaning each plate on 4x titanium pegs. Be honest, was it the first time you've had 20 odd pricks in your mouth in half an hour? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 Back on topic, that last test match against the windies was an absolute disgrace. They all need blow-torching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 4 hours ago, King Billy said: His ‘swollen knee’ is no doubt due to the lengthy amount time he spent on his knees as a choirboy, and directly connected to his other related ailment ie his ‘swollen and ruptured arsehole’. Ireland's history is absolutely littered with child abuse accusations and sentences among its Catholic clergy – from parish priest to bishop. While the world's clergy industry per se seems to have a much higher incidence of sex offences against children, Ireland does appear to carry the burden of an unprecedented amount of cases. What have you got to say about this unwelcome reputation, @PANZER MURPHY? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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