England Cricket Cuntbreeds

[Jake The Muss]

16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The cheating little cunt and Travis "Dick" Head are racking up the runs now. Anderson's got be be dropped now. He did fuck all in the first test and his doing it now. Woakes in for next test. Foakes should be in but butterfingers won't release the gloves so we're fucking stuck with him. 

Pains me to say it but Anderson (unless he takes wickets) should retire while he still has some dignity left. Wood has to come back in the side or Woakes or Potts. Give Pope a chance at opening as Zak has to fuck off now, put Bairstow a notch up the order (minus the gloves)....and yes Foakes for keeper.

It's not like they don't have options.

[Jake The Muss]

15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Welcome to cunts corner. I’m guessing you’re a cricket fan. You’ll find plenty of people to talk sport with. 
 But there’s much much more you can do here! :

calling someone’s mum a slag.

calling someone’s dad a slag.

describing in sickening detail what sexual acts you would perform with their deceased grandmother.

Or just call them a nonce. 😊*
 

 

*following any of the above advice will get you banned but will make you quite popular.

 

 

We are all here to help Eric, this new cunt has the Apple stamp on it or maybe it's my pride colour tin foil hat getting the better of me.

 

[Jake The Muss]

15 hours ago, truestory said:

I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket

I bet you miss your tradesman days.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

15 hours ago, truestory said:

I live in Cyprus but from England originally. I follow cricket

truestory, I've been to Paphos twice, partying and relaxing and I had a sexy Czech bird and a lovely Cretan twenty something who worked in the hotel with no help from any App or Brothel. I had a great time, partying in some club I can't remember the name of, staying up all night and ending up on the beach with the Czech bird. I swear the Cretan bird was in a relationship and she let me go in bareback, imagine that was your girlfriend or wife... what a dirty slaaaag. Anyways that was a taster of the Raas Cyprus chronicles and I was wondering what you thought about it?

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

truestory, I've been to Paphos twice, partying and relaxing and I had a sexy Czech bird and a lovely Cretan twenty something who worked in the hotel with no help from any App or Brothel. I had a great time, partying in some club I can't remember the name of, staying up all night and ending up on the beach with the Czech bird. I swear the Cretan bird was in a relationship and she let me go in bareback, imagine that was your girlfriend or wife... what a dirty slaaaag. Anyways that was a taster of the Raas Cyprus chronicles and I was wondering what you thought about it?

I think going in Rawdog on a Crete-ture is a fairly bold move, Raas. Did you need antibiotics?

[Guest truestory]

It's a 100 runs too many, any chance of England competing in this game are screwed by the Smith century. I knew as soon as Stokes put Australia in to bat the game and the Ashes were gone.

[Guest truestory]

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

truestory, I've been to Paphos twice, partying and relaxing and I had a sexy Czech bird and a lovely Cretan twenty something who worked in the hotel with no help from any App or Brothel. I had a great time, partying in some club I can't remember the name of, staying up all night and ending up on the beach with the Czech bird. I swear the Cretan bird was in a relationship and she let me go in bareback, imagine that was your girlfriend or wife... what a dirty slaaaag. Anyways that was a taster of the Raas Cyprus chronicles and I was wondering what you thought about it?

I had a few holidays out here when I was growing up and thought what the hell and made the move.

[Guest truestory]

4 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Pains me to say it but Anderson (unless he takes wickets) should retire while he still has some dignity left. Wood has to come back in the side or Woakes or Potts. Give Pope a chance at opening as Zak has to fuck off now, put Bairstow a notch up the order (minus the gloves)....and yes Foakes for keeper.

It's not like they don't have options.

He took a wicket this morning and his economy is very good and cheap so it's a tough choice.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

46 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I think going in Rawdog on a Crete-ture is a fairly bold move, Raas. Did you need antibiotics?

She was a Greek beauty LCS, long flowing brown hair, amazing eyes and a body (shaved) to die for. It was one of those we both thought the other would provide the protection. Anyways, all was well, I had a great time and she loved it. No need for any medication and it remains a fond memory to this day. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

10 minutes ago, truestory said:

I had a few holidays out here when I was growing up and thought what the hell and made the move.

I was asking what you thought of the Raas Chronicles (Cyprus edition) not your holidays truestory, anyways, you sound like a right barrel of laughs. I'll PM you when I'm next on the island. 

[Guest truestory]

2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I was asking what you thought of the Raas Chronicles (Cyprus edition) not your holidays truestory, anyways, you sound like a right barrel of laughs. I'll PM you when I'm next on the island. 

It's a great place to be, better than all that cold weather and rain back in the UK. I found this site by accident at the weekend.

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, truestory said:

It's a great place to be, better than all that cold weather and rain back in the UK. I found this site by accident at the weekend.

I have no real interest in cricket, but I do despise the gurning professional celebrity that is Freddie Flintoff. 
 One day in 2016 I typed ‘Flintoff is a cunt’ into Google and it led me straight to this place. I’ve been here ever since.

[Frank]

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have no real interest in cricket, but I do despise the gurning professional celebrity that is Freddie Flintoff. 
 One day in 2016 I typed ‘Flintoff is a cunt’ into Google and it led me straight to this place. I’ve been here ever since.

I really like you, Eric. I mean that. 

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

I really like you, Eric. I mean that. 

I know.

[Guest truestory]

57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have no real interest in cricket, but I do despise the gurning professional celebrity that is Freddie Flintoff. 
 One day in 2016 I typed ‘Flintoff is a cunt’ into Google and it led me straight to this place. I’ve been here ever since.

I follow it. I have no interest in the IPL or Big Bash. I watch as many England games as I can and follow scores around the globe in tests.

[ClitWestwood]

1 hour ago, truestory said:

It's a great place to be, better than all that cold weather and rain back in the UK. I found this site by accident at the weekend.

Don't you just love it when another thick cunt who doesn't even live here tells us what the weather and climate is like in GB and how Britain is so howwible, guarantee the weather here since may apart from last week or so which was admittedly a bit dodgy has been better than fucking Cyprus.

[Eric Cuntman]

45 minutes ago, truestory said:

I follow it. I have no interest in the IPL or Big Bash. I watch as many England games as I can and follow scores around the globe in tests.

I enjoyed playing at school and can still land a ball on target from 60-70 metres, but I’ve never taken to watching it. There’s a few enthusiasts on here for you to cogitate the click of leather on willow with though. You would have loved @applescruff14. I think he’s dead. It’s what he would have wanted.

[Guest truestory]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I enjoyed playing at school and can still land a ball on target from 60-70 metres, but I’ve never taken to watching it. There’s a few enthusiasts on here for you to cogitate the click of leather on willow with though. You would have loved @applescruff14. I think he’s dead. It’s what he would have wanted.

I dabbled on the school fields but never really mastered it. I can see there are a few cricket people on here. Shame for Duckett going on 98, he looks like a dwarf. 

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have no real interest in cricket, but I do despise the gurning professional celebrity that is Freddie Flintoff. 
 One day in 2016 I typed ‘Flintoff is a cunt’ into Google and it led me straight to this place. I’ve been here ever since.

I follow it. I have no interest in the IPL or Big Bash. I watch as many England games as I can and follow scores around the globe in tests.

[Guest truestory]

1 hour ago, LastoftheMullets said:

Don't you just love it when another thick cunt who doesn't even live here tells us what the weather and climate is like in GB and how Britain is so howwible, guarantee the weather here since may apart from last week or so which was admittedly a bit dodgy has been better than fucking Cyprus.

Lovely here when you're all freezing cold in the winter

[camberwell gypsy]

8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Pains me to say it but Anderson (unless he takes wickets) should retire while he still has some dignity left. Wood has to come back in the side or Woakes or Potts. Give Pope a chance at opening as Zak has to fuck off now, put Bairstow a notch up the order (minus the gloves)....and yes Foakes for keeper.

It's not like they don't have options.

Wood must be injured as what's the reason he hasn't been picked?

[King Billy]

18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was hoping he would do something like that. I’d let him call me a nonce if it brought him out of his shell a bit. There’s nothing wrong with him, but he’s been quite polite and chatted about cricket in a sensible fashion, it’s weird.

@truestory, stop swanning around the Mediterranean wearing floppy shirts like Lord Byron and call @King Billy’s mum a slag. Or call me a nonce with my blessing if the headmistress says anything. Then you can get back to tampering with your balls or whatever.

I’d like to know how he knows my mum was a slag. I’m wondering if he might be my dad, in which case I want him dead.

[King Billy]

40 minutes ago, truestory said:

Lovely here when you're all freezing cold in the winter

Ive got a duffle coat. What do you have to say about that?

[Wolfie]

4 hours ago, truestory said:

It's a great place to be, better than all that cold weather and rain back in the UK. I found this site by accident at the weekend.

What a stroke of luck for us. I don't wish to appear rude, but are you an ugly cunt? It's only you said you're from England but now live in Cyprus, so if you have Cypriot ancestry (or even if you don't), there's a good chance you'll acknowledge the historical comments below:

 

On 06/10/2022 at 21:10, Wolfie said:

Absolutely ageed. Even as a testosterone-fuelled man in his 20s, living on a boat in Larnaca harbour for about six months, discovering the joys of alcohol and drugs, I could still count on one hand the amount of Cypriot women I fucked. Most are horrific, toad-like creatures that even coke, mdma and alcohol struggle to make attractive. I've never been to Romania, but sharing almost identical ethnicity with their Neanderthal Bulgarian neighbours suggests they're just as short, rude, fat, hairy, greasy, smelly and repulsive – so right up your street, @Witheredscrote

 

On 06/10/2022 at 20:41, Decimus said:

This. I've said it on more than one occasion, Cypriot women are in a category of their own when it comes to pure, unadulterated ugliness, especially considering the fact that the island is ironically the legendary birthplace of Aphrodite.

I'm not a gay man, but there have been several notable famous male Cypriots who have attracted women's eyes over the years. Is it any wonder their forefathers left those shores for Australia and Britain when they were expected to stay in their villages and marry and fuck the local gorilla?

 

On 06/10/2022 at 20:33, Wolfie said:

Eric. I'm impressed by the magnanimity in the first part of your comment re: white cunt invaders. I also share the plight of the Aborigine people, much in the same way I feel for my own being overrun by immigrants.

But yes, they're all so incredibly ugly. They have to be the most ugly race of motherfuckers on the planet, with hairy-armed, moley, dark-eyed, sabre-toothed, BO-intense Bulgarian & Cypriot pigs a joint second. If I was unfortunate enough to be the last white man following a disaster, and I knew the only remaining females were aboriginal Australians, I really would rather stay put in the northern hemosphere and hunt, eat and shit in the woods alone. 

 

On 09/12/2021 at 22:22, Decimus said:

 

There are a number of nationalities renowned for the ugliness of their women, but most of these do at least have the odd one or two sluts that even the most discerning of sword smiths would sling one up.

Not so with Greek Cypriot females. I went to school with dozens, and they were all stunted, hairy, fat, swarthy fucking apes who dressed like background dancers in a 1980s Whitney Houston music video.

Google "Greek Cypriot women". I did just now and there wasn't a single one I'd pork, even if someone stuck a gun against my head and told me I had to or else.

Stinking, hirsute fucking homunculi.

 

 

 

On 10/12/2021 at 20:41, Wolfie said:

Even with being a red-blooded male, some women are so incredibly fuckpig ugly you know that, if faced with the extremity of being the last man on Earth left sitting beside the most brutally revolting surviving female, you'd make an escape to somewhere very cold and remote, or simply smash the sweaty beast squarely over the head with a shovel. I sincerely hope I never become the last man on Earth cast beside a Greek-Cypriot woman, and have to make such a decision.

 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

4 hours ago, truestory said:

It's a great place to be, better than all that cold weather and rain back in the UK. I found this site by accident at the weekend.

We're you Googling 'Cunt for sale on a corner near me'?

[Guest truestory]

16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

We're you Googling 'Cunt for sale on a corner near me'?

It came up on a Google search, I've read through a lot of the other posts on here but only posted on this one so far what with the cricket going on but once it goes 0-2 there isn't much point following it after that.