Cuntybaws Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I'm going to drop you like a bad habit. Is that a Lesbian Vampire Nuns reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: No...just so there's no mistake. Dansom park cafe (not the boathouse) this Wednesday April the 6th at 12 (high noon)...make sure you are there. I'm going to drop you like a bad habit. My dad's harder than your dad. Pull your crayons and your head out of your arse and start acting your age, you stupid fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 22 hours ago, Decimus said: That's really very kind of you, Killer. Writing is something that I would love to take six months off of work to do, but alas three parasitic children means that for the time being I have to continue dying a little bit more each day in a job I despise. If I haven't become an acid casualty by the time the youngest has flown the nest, I'll credit you in the acknowledgements and commission you to do the cover art. Pompous little wanker. You might hold the attention of the halfwits on here with a few plagiarised paragraphs from my old repertoire, but don't think for a single moment that you have a fucking book in you. Stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: No...just so there's no mistake. Dansom park cafe (not the boathouse) this Wednesday April the 6th at 12 (high noon)...make sure you are there. I'm going to drop you like a bad habit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Pompous little wanker. You might hold the attention of the halfwits on here with a few plagiarised paragraphs from my old repertoire, but don't think for a single moment that you have a fucking book in you. Stupid fucking cunt. Where were you on 3rd May 2007? Answer the fucking question. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: My dad's harder than your dad. Pull your crayons and your head out of your arse and start acting your age, you stupid fucking wanker. Going by that statement, you already have writers block. Go and wipe your arse with your first draft. Pathetic spoon fed gimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: Going by that statement, you already have writers block. Go and wipe your arse with your first draft. Pathetic spoon fed gimp. I'm not going to take literary criticism from a man whose reading list is limited to "Britain's Hardest Geezers" and "The Guv'nor". Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not going to take literary criticism from a man whose reading list is limited to "Britain's Hardest Geezers" and "The Guv'nor". Thick cunt. Let's just say you have six months, child-free, to focus on your writing and draft something publishable. Give the membership a taster of what we might expect. Answer the question or forever be the deluded and repetitive piece of shit that I know you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Let's just say you have six months, child-free, to focus on your writing and draft something publishable. Give the membership an idea what of what we might expect. A crime novel written in the first person style of a travelogue. My "fictional" antagonist would allude to certain acts of criminal deviancy committed during his solo travels around countries that are renowned for attracting "the wrong sort." I'm thinking of calling it 'Bald and Morally Bankrupt'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: A crime novel written in the first person style of a travelogue. My "fictional" antagonist would allude to certain acts of criminal deviancy committed during his solo travels around countries that are renowned for attracting "the wrong sort." I'm thinking of calling it "Bald and Morally Bankrupt". If it's about you and Frank you could call it 'The Good and The Bald and Ugly' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: No...just so there's no mistake. Dansom park cafe (not the boathouse) this Wednesday April the 6th at 12 (high noon)...make sure you are there. I'm going to drop you like a bad habit. I will be there 100% I put it to the membership that if either one of us is a no show then we are banished from the corner forever more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I will be there 100% I put it to the membership that if either one of us is a no show then we are banished from the corner forever more. Let's make it interesting and create an undercard. I'll travel down to the smoke and be your second if Frank does the same for Vincent Van Spaz. It'll take me less than thirty seconds to smash the old pervert's egg shell thin bonce into fucking smithereens, leaving you plenty of time to tear Bend apart nice and slow. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Let's make it interesting and create an undercard. I'll travel down to the smoke and be your second if Frank does the same for Vincent Van Spaz. It'll take me less than thirty seconds to smash the old pervert's egg shell thin bonce into fucking smithereens, leaving you plenty of time to tear Bend apart nice and slow. I am crouching tiger, hidden dragon, fend is more stumbling drinker, hidden giro… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2, 2022 Report Share Posted April 2, 2022 18 hours ago, Decimus said: A crime novel written in the first person style of a travelogue. My "fictional" antagonist would allude to certain acts of criminal deviancy committed during his solo travels around countries that are renowned for attracting "the wrong sort." I'm thinking of calling it 'Bald and Morally Bankrupt'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 2, 2022 Report Share Posted April 2, 2022 33 minutes ago, Frank said: After numerous thinly veiled digs thrown your way about your inappropriate behaviour abroad, I find it somewhat apt that you've chosen to make a shit point by posting a video featuring a man now most famous for being a sexual predator. You make me fucking sick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2022 Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 19:37, Eddie said: I will be there 100% I put it to the membership that if either one of us is a no show then we are banished from the corner forever more. Where’s my brake pads Ed? I hope all this fighting talk isn’t an elaborate scam to do a runner with my wonga. It’s only our years of friendship that’s stopped me from taking my business to Halfords mate. You’d do well to remember that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 19:37, Eddie said: I will be there 100% I put it to the membership that if either one of us is a no show then we are banished from the corner forever more. Your PM's are funny in a child like pathetic way and as for your bumchum Mr.Cabal, he is worse than you for being a bitter pathetic dullard...both sub-human. Wednesday is a day i'm looking forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 19 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Wednesday is a day i'm looking forward to. Is it fish fingers and jelly at the Mencap centre? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is it fish fingers and jelly at the Mencap centre? Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BuggerLugs Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Is it fish fingers and jelly at the Mencap centre? Epic, sober as a Judge and I can barely type for laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You silly little boy in short trousers, Ed first then i'm coming to rip your webbed feet off and break your fucking big beak in with them. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: You silly little boy in short trousers, Ed first then i'm coming to rip your webbed feet off and break your fucking big beak in with them. Idiot. Do fuck off you dopey little spastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Your PM's are funny in a child like pathetic way and as for your bumchum Mr.Cabal, he is worse than you for being a bitter pathetic dullard...both sub-human. Wednesday is a day i'm looking forward to. Strategy meeting with snatch and fends ahead of tomorrows big fight https://ibb.co/8BjDxpW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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