Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Apparently Warner has admitted to Ponting (also a massive cunt) that he did nick the ball that he didn't walk for, thus confirming what a cheating piece of fucking shite he really is. It makes he very happy that he's had a hopeless series and any other player would have been dropped after the 3rd test. My only hope is that Archer does a Phil Hughes on him in the second innings and he goes down like a sack of shit- shortly followed by the same to Smith, cracking his skull clean in two with is poisonous vile brain spilling out on to the Oval pitch. Yeah, just proves how dumb he is to admit that. He has just concreted himself a cheat for the rest of his career. Not that we didn't already know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 On 12/09/2019 at 20:42, Jake The Muss said: Get Smith early and we will have a chance. So they've finally worked out how to get Smith out. That's right boys bowl at his middle stump. The cunt does the same move every fucking delivery. Malcom Marshall would have loved to have bowled at this cunt all the time. If he weren't dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So they've finally worked out how to get Smith out. That's right boys bowl at his middle stump. The cunt does the same move every fucking delivery. Malcom Marshall would have loved to have bowled at this cunt all the time. If he weren't dead Marshall's ghost would still get him out, he certainly never liked Curran's bowling, which begs the fucking question why he wasn't selected to play in the whole series, after the horse has bolted, those England selectors should be flayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 39 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Marshall's ghost would still get him out, he certainly never liked Curran's bowling, which begs the fucking question why he wasn't selected to play in the whole series, after the horse has bolted, those England selectors should be flayed. Watching it now. 3 and 4 are both riding their luck. England do miss Anderson. I think Leach will take 6 in the Aussie 2nd innings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 Is Wade backward? The LBW decision was reviewed and was clearly out and yet as he's walking off he's bitching like a tard about it. Bearded twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Watching it now. 3 and 4 are both riding their luck. England do miss Anderson. I think Leach will take 6 in the Aussie 2nd innings. You've got to have thought Anderson with his ability to swing it late, both ways at will with virtually no discernible change in action would have got that smith cunt a few times. We've been beaten by one man, a proven cheat, take away his runs and the rest of the Aussies wouldn't score runs in 2nd div county cricket. Overall the batting by both sides has been piss poor and the fast bowling top class, yet take away smiths runs and we'd have won. If only archer had played the first test and nailed the cunt on the neck an inch higher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is Wade backward? The LBW decision was reviewed and was clearly out and yet as he's walking off he's bitching like a tard about it. Bearded twat. Yeah, he's a stumpy looking cunt, would look suited as a garden gnome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Yeah, he's a stumpy looking cunt, would look suited as a garden gnome. That bulb head Lyon looks like odd bod jnr from Carry on Screaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That bulb head Lyon looks like odd bod jnr from Carry on Screaming. We shall call him the finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 I don't get cricket. and I was good at it at school. I was better in the company softball team when I was 19 though. Left hander, fucks up their outfield if you can hit before they run across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 14 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Yeah, he's a stumpy looking cunt, would look suited as a garden gnome. Wade =Retarded cunt Smith =Cheating cunt Lyon =Oddbod Warner =Useless cheating cunt Bancroft =Useless cheating cunt 2 Labuschagne =T-1000 Paine =Iron gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You've got to have thought Anderson with his ability to swing it late, both ways at will with virtually no discernible change in action would have got that smith cunt a few times. We've been beaten by one man, a proven cheat, take away his runs and the rest of the Aussies wouldn't score runs in 2nd div county cricket. Overall the batting by both sides has been piss poor and the fast bowling top class, yet take away smiths runs and we'd have won. If only archer had played the first test and nailed the cunt on the neck an inch higher No team is better than the other and if we do win this test than the Ashes should be shared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wade =Retarded cunt Smith =Cheating cunt Lyon =Oddbod Warner =Useless cheating cunt Bancroft =Useless cheating cunt 2 Labuschagne =T-1000 Paine =Iron gloves Sounds about right, Labuschagne is like T-1000 I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 Ben Stokes a cuntbreed? No, I'm not having that. An straight up arsehole from what I see of the fag butt flicking ginger queer basher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Sounds about right, Labuschagne is like T-1000 I agree Siddle reminds me of Tommy from Early Doors. "I'll stay on me own". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wade =Retarded cunt Smith =Cheating cunt Lyon =Oddbod Warner =Useless cheating cunt Bancroft =Useless cheating cunt 2 Labuschagne =T-1000 Paine =Iron gloves Paine is a fucking terrible captain, wicket keeper and player. Worst than Root as a captain and Root is dismal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Ben Stokes a cuntbreed? No, I'm not having that. An straight up arsehole from what I see of the fag butt flicking ginger queer basher You leave Stokes alone... Fucking saddle tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 14, 2019 Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Paine is a fucking terrible captain, wicket keeper and player. Worst than Root as a captain and Root is dismal. Worst or worse, a man of your science background should know, being a humble parts counter clerk I wouldn’t know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Worst or worse, a man of your science background should know, being a humble parts counter clerk I wouldn’t know. I like to play it down Ed, with you, it comes naturally. You must be having an amazing time at swan...or you wouldn't feel the need to login here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 On 14/09/2019 at 19:27, Jake The Muss said: Paine is a fucking terrible captain, wicket keeper and player. Worst than Root as a captain and Root is dismal. A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared. Does this mean you'll return to regaling us with memories of your tradesman's days now and give cricket a rest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 On 14/09/2019 at 15:41, camberwell gypsy said: Siddle reminds me of Tommy from Early Doors. "I'll stay on me own". Why Australia ever played him is beyond me, well and truly past it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Does this mean you'll return to regaling us with memories of your tradesman's days now and give cricket a rest? Ashes are shared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared. Overall the Aussie's edged it in my opinion..but only because that ugly cheating kangaroo shagger Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Does this mean you'll return to regaling us with memories of your tradesman's days now and give cricket a rest? I miss him missing his tradesman's days Wiz. Not as much as I'd not miss him if he fucked off and died though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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