scotty Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 ...or more accurately, cunts who recommend restaurants or pubs with the words "and the portions are massive! You can hardly finish it all!!" as if that's a good thing. If a huge plate of food is plonked in front of me and I realise immediately that I'm not going to finish it, I can hardly bring myself to even start it. Usually I have three mouthfuls, ask the waiter to get the rest wrapped up to take away, then I'll put it in the fridge and chuck it in the bin a week later. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 43 minutes ago, scotty said: ...or more accurately, cunts who recommend restaurants or pubs with the words "and the portions are massive! You can hardly finish it all!!" as if that's a good thing. If a huge plate of food is plonked in front of me and I realise immediately that I'm not going to finish it, I can hardly bring myself to even start it. Usually I have three mouthfuls, ask the waiter to get the rest wrapped up to take away, then I'll put it in the fridge and chuck it in the bin a week later. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 The instant the word "carvery" is displayed outside a pub , avoid or prepare for yelling running around fucking sprogs, gluttony on an unimaginable scale and tables festooned with cunting anniversary/birthday balloons and not forgetting the table for 20 with the shouty shouty family group wiping the gravy dribbles from nana's Primark top 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: The instant the word "carvery" is displayed outside a pub , avoid or prepare for yelling fucking sprogs, gluttony on an unimaginable scale and tables festooned with cunting anniversary/birthday balloons and not forgetting the table for 20 with the family group wiping the gravy dribbles from nana's Primark top Have you witnessed the skillfully constructed jenga like food mountains, at feeding time on a all inclusive holiday. Skill and gluttony at its best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 When did it become so difficult to buy a reasonably sized coffee for a quid? Most of the fucking high street seem intent on selling it by the bucket load for 4 quid. One of the cunts even ask for your name. Fuck off. For sheer gluttony check out the Kidz Breakfast, Jesters Diner, Great Yarmouth. Fuck me, after working your way through that you'd produce a bigger pile of shit than the egotistical bore behind the Frank "character". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 25 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: The instant the word "carvery" is displayed outside a pub , avoid or prepare for yelling running around fucking sprogs, gluttony on an unimaginable scale and tables festooned with cunting anniversary/birthday balloons and not forgetting the table for 20 with the family group wiping the gravy dribbles from nana's Primark top The meat in these places is very low quality and tasteless....much like their staff and clientele.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 As long as the chips are OK, fuck em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: As long as the chips are OK, fuck em Holiday in Benidorm again this year Manky ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: Holiday in Benidorm again this year Manky ? I expect that you will be in the tent on Prees Heath again this year Spunkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 hours ago, scotty said: ...or more accurately, cunts who recommend restaurants or pubs with the words "and the portions are massive! You can hardly finish it all!!" as if that's a good thing. If a huge plate of food is plonked in front of me and I realise immediately that I'm not going to finish it, I can hardly bring myself to even start it. Usually I have three mouthfuls, ask the waiter to get the rest wrapped up to take away, then I'll put it in the fridge and chuck it in the bin a week later. This from a Wetherspoons man? I bet you'd be the first to complain if you got a short measure on your pint. Massive portions beat the shit out of any Nouvelle Cuisine cuntfuckery. Enjoy your pea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This from a Wetherspoons man? I bet you'd be the first to complain if you got a short measure on your pint. Massive portions beat the shit out of any Nouvelle Cuisine cuntfuckery. Enjoy your pea. Spoken like a true scotsman, baws. And yes, I do carry a small vernier gauge to check I'm not being gypped on each and every pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Laughing.. good nom Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Holiday in Benidorm again this year Manky ? Drinking Watneys Red Barrel and putting up with an island of fucking knobheads. Think again. Never been there. Never will. (No passport, confiscated by the UN on suspicion of xenophobia) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: Drinking Watneys Red Barrel and putting up with an island of fucking knobheads. Think again. Never been there. Never will. (No passport, confiscated by the UN on suspicion of xenophobia) I'm suprised...it must be nicer than Moston at this time of year. Do you eat chips every day ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'm suprised...it must be nicer than Moston at this time of year. Do you eat chips every day ? Anywhere is better than Moston at any time of the year. That is why I don't go there. Chips maketh the meal. Breakfast, Dinner and Tea, and Supper. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 22 minutes ago, Manky said: Anywhere is better than Moston at any time of the year. That is why I don't go there. Chips maketh the meal. Breakfast, Dinner and Tea, and Supper. Fuck off. Where do you go for your holidays where you can get chips with every meal ? I'll bet you go to Blackpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: The instant the word "carvery" is displayed outside a pub , avoid or prepare for yelling running around fucking sprogs, gluttony on an unimaginable scale and tables festooned with cunting anniversary/birthday balloons and not forgetting the table for 20 with the shouty shouty family group wiping the gravy dribbles from nana's Primark top Carvery = Charvery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Good thread. This fucking Americanisation makes me puke. I think it comes from the US Air Force 'all you can bomb' mantra. Fucking cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 14 hours ago, Eddie said: Have you witnessed the skillfully constructed jenga like food mountains, at feeding time on a all inclusive holiday. Skill and gluttony at its best. I'll wager you do every summer, too-familiar-talking-about-it fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 14 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: The instant the word "carvery" is displayed outside a pub , avoid or prepare for yelling running around fucking sprogs, gluttony on an unimaginable scale and tables festooned with cunting anniversary/birthday balloons and not forgetting the table for 20 with the shouty shouty family group wiping the gravy dribbles from nana's Primark top I had to go to one of these for a cousins birthday. Fucking awful. And thay took great pride in serving Yorkshire puddings that were so hard you could derail a fucking train with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 14 hours ago, Punkape said: The meat in these places is very low quality and tasteless....much like their staff and clientele.. Gay in joke euphemism for you've sucked them off and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This from a Wetherspoons man? I bet you'd be the first to complain if you got a short measure on your pint. Massive portions beat the shit out of any Nouvelle Cuisine cuntfuckery. Enjoy your pea. I must admit I have to agree with you there. I went to a place over the West End where I ordered a salmon starter that was so thin I could of flossed my teeth with it. How the chef sliced it so fucking thin was beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 11 hours ago, scotty said: Spoken like a true scotsman, baws. And yes, I do carry a small vernier gauge to check I'm not being gypped on each and every pint. Gypped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 20 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: The instant the word "carvery" is displayed outside a pub , avoid or prepare for yelling running around fucking sprogs, gluttony on an unimaginable scale and tables festooned with cunting anniversary/birthday balloons and not forgetting the table for 20 with the shouty shouty family group wiping the gravy dribbles from nana's Primark top Your not wrong there Sir. Greed on a scale that would make Gordon Gekko shit treacle combined with a retinue of Master and Missy Foghorns, running about the place like Brownian Motion does not for a restful dining experience make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'll wager you do every summer, too-familiar-talking-about-it fucking cunt. I have seen it with my own eyes quince, I will never do an all inclusive again, feral kids running around unsupervised whilst parents get smashed in the bar from 10am until 2am. Bad ink on display that would put fatty's skin art to shame and beer guts of mammoth proportions, the men aren't much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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