ratcum Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Those folding pizzas (calzone?) make perfect sense now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Absolutely not. I use a bog standard Windows laptop. Nothing I hate more than cunts who buy a MacBook then just use it for the usual browsing of the Internet. Sure, if you're a music producer, graphic designer, editor, programmer etc, macs are stable, powerful and worth the money. If you are just some run of the mill cunt it's a complete waste of money. They fucking aint. Have you looked at a Mac recently? In the 90s they were very good, but somewhere along the line they stopped building their own stuff. I had a browse in PC World a while ago and was surprised to see the Macbooks using i5 i7 processors. A macbook with an i7, 500gig HD and 4 gig of RAM was around £1500ish. An Acer Win10 laptop with an i7,1T HD, 8 gig of RAM was a grand. Macs these days are PCs with a different OS in a shiny, fruity case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: They fucking aint. Have you looked at a Mac recently? In the 90s they were very good, but somewhere along the line they stopped building their own stuff. I had a browse in PC World a while ago and was surprised to see the Macbooks using i5 i7 processors. A macbook with an i7, 500gig HD and 4 gig of RAM was around £1500ish. An Acer Win10 laptop with an i7,1T HD, 8 gig of RAM was a grand. Macs these days are PCs with a different OS in a shiny, fruity case. Fuck off you boring twat.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: They fucking aint. Have you looked at a Mac recently? In the 90s they were very good, but somewhere along the line they stopped building their own stuff. I had a browse in PC World a while ago and was surprised to see the Macbooks using i5 i7 processors. A macbook with an i7, 500gig HD and 4 gig of RAM was around £1500ish. An Acer Win10 laptop with an i7,1T HD, 8 gig of RAM was a grand. Macs these days are PCs with a different OS in a shiny, fruity case. Tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 4 hours ago, deebom said: They fucking aint. Have you looked at a Mac recently? In the 90s they were very good, but somewhere along the line they stopped building their own stuff. I had a browse in PC World a while ago and was surprised to see the Macbooks using i5 i7 processors. A macbook with an i7, 500gig HD and 4 gig of RAM was around £1500ish. An Acer Win10 laptop with an i7,1T HD, 8 gig of RAM was a grand. Macs these days are PCs with a different OS in a shiny, fruity case. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 13 hours ago, deebom said: They fucking aint. Have you looked at a Mac recently? In the 90s they were very good, but somewhere along the line they stopped building their own stuff. I had a browse in PC World a while ago and was surprised to see the Macbooks using i5 i7 processors. A macbook with an i7, 500gig HD and 4 gig of RAM was around £1500ish. An Acer Win10 laptop with an i7,1T HD, 8 gig of RAM was a grand. Macs these days are PCs with a different OS in a shiny, fruity case. Balls. In last office with one exchange server and 7 Windows machines, fucking things build up issues if on continually after a year or two, so that 2 were being replaced yearly , and pretty much 3 days a month either slow or network issues. Particularly if your staff are continually on the porn. In current office we have a 4 iMac network and never ever any issue , they last for years, iOS being miles more immune to virus / malware. Yeah they're expensive ,. but if it's design / report presentation purposes , its the only way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Balls. In last office with one exchange server and 7 Windows machines, fucking things build up issues if on continually after a year or two, so that 2 were being replaced yearly , and pretty much 3 days a month either slow or network issues. Particularly if your staff are continually on the porn. In current office we have a 4 iMac network and never ever any issue , they last for years, iOS being miles more immune to virus / malware. Yeah they're expensive ,. but if it's design / report presentation purposes , its the only way. Are you attempting to get Roops moist with this PC World, YTS grade bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Balls. In last office with one exchange server and 7 Windows machines, fucking things build up issues if on continually after a year or two, so that 2 were being replaced yearly , and pretty much 3 days a month either slow or network issues. Particularly if your staff are continually on the porn. In current office we have a 4 iMac network and never ever any issue , they last for years, iOS being miles more immune to virus / malware. Yeah they're expensive ,. but if it's design / report presentation purposes , its the only way. You boring wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Shut up Punkape, you bent talking little bent cunt. Someone ought to circumcise your neck. Bubba, apologies, I don't know what came over me. I'm having me a little party at the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 51 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Are you attempting to get Roops moist with this PC World, YTS grade bollocks? It would take a lot more than that to have me sliding off the chair. My IT field was in interface architecture processing hard technical and scientific data into something that can be read at a glance in time critical situations, initially with medical devices, then automotive telematics, finally with avionics (glass cockpits). Before the site's stalkers bombard LinkedIn, my career took a completely different turn some 15 years ago and I now stack shelves at Tesco as a Deputy Team Leader (Dry Goods) (and I'm only, ahem, 39). I digress. Many small and medium sized firms make the mistake in installing PC's designed for home use basically to save money whereas more robust machines should be used in the commercial environment. Also servers are less prone to maintenance issues if running on a Linux OS - not as sexy looking as MS Windows, but certainly more stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It would take a lot more than that to have me sliding off the chair. My IT field was in interface architecture processing hard technical and scientific data into something that can be read at a glance in time critical situations, initially with medical devices, then automotive telematics, finally with avionics (glass cockpits). Before the site's stalkers bombard LinkedIn, my career took a completely different turn some 15 years ago and I now stack shelves at Tesco as a Deputy Team Leader (Dry Goods) (and I'm only, ahem, 39). I digress. Many small and medium sized firms make the mistake in installing PC's designed for home use basically to save money whereas more robust machines should be used in the commercial environment. Also servers are less prone to maintenance issues if running on a Linux OS - not as sexy looking as MS Windows, but certainly more stable. Fascinating. Can you please tell me more about these new-fangled "glass" cockpits you speak of? I always thought opaque material was the most practical for flying military vehicles around war zones? Hmm, every day's a school day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It would take a lot more than that to have me sliding off the chair. My IT field was in interface architecture processing hard technical and scientific data into something that can be read at a glance in time critical situations, initially with medical devices, then automotive telematics, finally with avionics (glass cockpits). Before the site's stalkers bombard LinkedIn, my career took a completely different turn some 15 years ago and I now stack shelves at Tesco as a Deputy Team Leader (Dry Goods) (and I'm only, ahem, 39). I digress. Did your IT colleagues find the blurt pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It would take a lot more than that to have me sliding off the chair. My IT field was in interface architecture processing hard technical and scientific data into something that can be read at a glance in time critical situations, initially with medical devices, then automotive telematics, finally with avionics (glass cockpits). Before the site's stalkers bombard LinkedIn, my career took a completely different turn some 15 years ago and I now stack shelves at Tesco as a Deputy Team Leader (Dry Goods) (and I'm only, ahem, 39). I digress. Many small and medium sized firms make the mistake in installing PC's designed for home use basically to save money whereas more robust machines should be used in the commercial environment. Also servers are less prone to maintenance issues if running on a Linux OS - not as sexy looking as MS Windows, but certainly more stable. mmm. Nice. Next time you're in town, why not drop by for a look at my rooter? Yeah , i dunno, they were always dell biz machines, and usually were shit and buggy by year two, IT support guys always said fuck the box out and get another, not worth sorting. I know next to fuck all about this, but iOS gets zero bugs and isnt updated in additions. Plus i have an architect and a qs, so thats that really. Dont mention linux, its greek to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Did your IT colleagues find the blurt pictures? Nope, people only "find" out about my smutty past when I mention it. 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: mmm. Nice. Next time you're in town, why not drop by for a look at my rooter? Just turn it off and on. One or two punters do that several times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Balls. In last office with one exchange server and 7 Windows machines, fucking things build up issues if on continually after a year or two, so that 2 were being replaced yearly , and pretty much 3 days a month either slow or network issues. Particularly if your staff are continually on the porn. In current office we have a 4 iMac network and never ever any issue , they last for years, iOS being miles more immune to virus / malware. Yeah they're expensive ,. but if it's design / report presentation purposes , its the only way. I take it this isn't the racist biscuit thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 On 23/08/2016 at 8:20 PM, deebom said: My dogs got no nose... How does he see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I take it this isn't the racist biscuit thread? Certainly not. Crawfords Holocaust Biscuits were a limited run, with only 6 million baked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: Certainly not. Crawfords Holocaust Biscuits were a limited run, with only 6 million baked. Several hundred thousand escaped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How does he see? Jamaica !? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 18 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Several hundred thousand escaped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Nope, people only "find" out about my smutty past when I mention it. Just turn it off and on. One or two punters do that several times a day. I wish I'd never found out about those pictures...looks like someone punched some liver up a cows arse i wish we could switch you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 Bye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Gurt said: Bye! Fuck off Gurt you disgusting bitch, go back to your day job as a milkmaid on a cum farm- the "cows" need their morning tugging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 25/08/2016 at 10:09 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Balls. In last office with one exchange server and 7 Windows machines, fucking things build up issues if on continually after a year or two, so that 2 were being replaced yearly , and pretty much 3 days a month either slow or network issues. Particularly if your staff are continually on the porn. In current office we have a 4 iMac network and never ever any issue , they last for years, iOS being miles more immune to virus / malware. Yeah they're expensive ,. but if it's design / report presentation purposes , its the only way. That's only they run a better OS. Windows is shit, always has been, always will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 23/08/2016 at 8:38 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Where was Scotty placed. Surely he must have been close with the bar seemingly suffering from vertigo - just like every other fucking year. I told my wife a joke about fellatio and she said "I don't get it." I replied "neither do I, ever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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