Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Liked" surely? But with your hole digging skills, one can't be sure... He once had a plan to dig up Maggie Thatcher and give her a good seeing to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 Those bastard d****es on the tele with cleft pallets. They're putting me right off my dinner and I don't want to buy one. Same with all these viagra ads that come on after 21.00. FUCK OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes ratty but Anthia fucking Turner, a forearm fave for all times Pic tomorrow if you @ me Here you go Stubbs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Those bastard d****es on the tele with cleft pallets. Pallets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes ratty but Anthia fucking Turner, a forearm fave for all times How long did it take you to... oh... oops, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Pallets? cancer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: How long did it take you to... oh... oops, never mind. I’d 99 her. (Im not great with numbers) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 I haven't seen Jewdy for ages. Where is the old toad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 15, 2020 Report Share Posted August 15, 2020 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: I haven't seen Jewdy for ages. Where is the old toad? Roops has been kicking his cunt in. Sulking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Some of my recent turds have been like fuckin Bailey bridges. I'm quite worried about overnighting anywhere other than my own home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 On 14/08/2020 at 11:07, Stubby Pecker said: Even at 60 I'd still rattle one up her bat cave rather than some shit brained millennial with a woke wookie fanny I'd give her the smashing of her life. I'm sure she'd appreciate a young buck who's granite hard, as her old man's a fucking pussy. He got battered by Ricky Gervais for fucks sake, in a charity boxing bout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Some of my recent turds have been like fuckin Bailey bridges. I'm quite worried about overnighting anywhere other than my own home. Never mind that shit Ratty, if your pardon the pun. Get on the blower to Jewdz mate, I'm missing the miserable old cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 12 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Never mind that shit Ratty, if your pardon the pun. Get on the blower to Jewdz mate, I'm missing the miserable old cunt! he told me he and his Thai husband were relocating to Poland MC. He promised to send a postcard but everything's gone ominously quiet since then.. 🤓 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: he told me he and his Thai husband were relocating to Poland MC. He promised to send a postcard but everything's gone ominously quiet since then.. 🤓 He's in Belarus you old twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 20, 2020 Report Share Posted August 20, 2020 14 hours ago, ratcum said: Some of my recent turds have been like fuckin Bailey bridges. I'm quite worried about overnighting anywhere other than my own home. Take it into the woods old bean. I had to do an @Ape™️the other day on my evening run and with it being summer there's still plenty of leaves thank fuck. Drop me or the chopper boy a PM for more advice on this matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 On 20/08/2020 at 14:16, Stubby Pecker said: Take it into the woods old bean. I had to do an @Ape™️the other day on my evening run and with it being summer there's still plenty of leaves thank fuck. Drop me or the chopper boy a PM for more advice on this matter. "drop me a PM"? sounds a bit casual Stub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 On 20/08/2020 at 14:00, Dawn Chorus said: He's in Belarus you old twit. fuck off you've got a twat like Cheddar Gorge, only with far more visitors 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: fuck off you've got a twat like Cheddar Gorge, only with far more visitors You still stuck at Congresbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I'm working on a new film idea with a working title of "SCHINDLER'S FIST" Ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 20/08/2020 at 07:58, Major Cunt said: I'd give her the smashing of her life. I'm sure she appreciate a young buck who's granite hard, as her old man's a fucking pussy. He got battered by Ricky Gervais for fucks sake, in a charity boxing bout. I’d get only involved only on the condition she finish off my Tracey Island model afterwards. I only got as far as the paper mache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I'm working on a new film idea with a working title of "SCHINDLER'S FIST" Ideas? Well, you could twist the plot. Making Oskar Schindler far less benevolent, using forced prostitution, and working his employed labour to death on meager rations. Its ending could see him sailing off to Venezuela with half a ton of gold, and a couple of aryan beauties on each arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm working on a new film idea with a working title of "SCHINDLER'S FIST" Ideas? An alternate version of the WW2 story where Schindler is secretly a kung fu master. Mid point through the story, he loses his temper and starts knocking everyone out. The story ends with him decapitating Adolf Hitler using his bare hands, ending the war early and becoming World President. And they all lived happily ever after. The End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 10 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm working on a new film idea with a working title of "SCHINDLER'S FIST" Ideas? The possibilities are endless Ratty. How about ‘Schindlers Pissed’? where Oskar returns home from the Oktoberfest, Liecht betrunken and batters Frau Schindler when he sees how much the gas bill is, accusing her of having other men round for bratwurst while he’s been away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Well, you could twist the plot. Making Oskar Schindler far less benevolent, using forced prostitution, and working his employed labour to death on meager rations. Its ending could see him sailing off to Venezuela with half a ton of gold, and a couple of aryan beauties on each arm. this is a lovely MC. My people are talking to Jackie Chan but it could still work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: An alternate version of the WW2 story where Schindler is secretly a kung fu master. Mid point through the story, he loses his temper and starts knocking everyone out. The story ends with him decapitating Adolf Hitler using his bare hands, ending the war early and becoming World President. And they all lived happily ever after. The End. I'm going with this WD, except Hitler lives to rape God live on TV and Auschwitz becomes a global franchise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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