iplayer maybe/maybe not working outside of the UK, Jeremy Vine and Crimewatch

[Guest Snatch]

4 hours ago, Frank said:

You seem to have a problem with other women on here, gyppo. Is everything ok in that flea-ridden static van you call home?

Thick whore.

 

I see Punkape liked your post. He also has a problem with women being on here.

[camberwell gypsy]

4 hours ago, Frank said:

You seem to have a problem with other women on here, gyppo. Is everything ok in that flea-ridden static van you call home?

Thick whore.

 

Grow up you stupid fucking child. 

[Frank]

52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Grow up you stupid fucking child. 

The female Snatch of the board... everything he is with Pilates.  

[Guest nobgobbler]

37 minutes ago, Frank said:

The female Snatch of the board... everything he is with Pilates.  

You could do with a little exercise yourself Frank judging by your latest photo. You look like an arabian miss piggy.

[Frank]

6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

You could do with a little exercise yourself Frank judging by your latest photo. You look like an arabian miss piggy.

Forget these tokenisms, gobbie. Let's just stick with the PM's. 

Still on for 8?

[The Beast]

14 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Hopefully Jeremy will succumb to the Dando Curse.

I thought Danny Baker gave up the Daz doorstep challenge years ago.

[scotty]

30 minutes ago, Frank said:

Forget these tokenisms, gobbie. Let's just stick with the PM's. 

Still on for 8?

Out of genuine interest frank, have you picked out a coffin yet? I reckon you'd look really good in a black gloss with polished brasswork, none of this fancy oak bollocks. 

[scotty]

22 hours ago, Snatch said:

BBC Iplayer won't work outside the UK so if Scrotes is back in France that would be the reason.

The iplayer works across europe. So he's got a couple of years yet.

[ratcum]

54 minutes ago, scotty said:

Out of genuine interest frank, have you picked out a coffin yet? I reckon you'd look really good in a black gloss with polished brasswork, none of this fancy oak bollocks. 

I know he wants to be cremated and his ashes scattered over Gracie Fields

[Guest nobgobbler]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Forget these tokenisms, gobbie. Let's just stick with the PM's. 

Still on for 8?

Sorry, I'm trying to give up hanging around graveyards. 

[Frank]

1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

Sorry, I'm trying to give up hanging around graveyards. 

I've written a song about us.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, mothra said:

I know he wants to be cremated and his ashes scattered over Gracie Fields

Do we have to wait until he's dead? 

[Cuntybaws]

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

I've written a song about us.

I thought those white trousers looked familiar.

[Frank]

7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

 

I don't know what she's worried about, baws.. I'm only interested in pumping out her blower. She wears those big M&S oldie skin-coloured knickers that hold all that shit together around her hairy bucket. That's not for me.

[ratcum]

18 minutes ago, scotty said:

Do we have to wait until he's dead? 

As the kebab munching dog had us all thinking he actually was dead, I consider that milestone has been passed.  Set fire to his nightie

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

4 hours ago, scotty said:

Out of genuine interest frank, have you picked out a coffin I reckon yoully good in a black gloss with polished brasswork, none of this fancy oak bollocks. 

i think a bright yellow biological hazardous waste sack will meet the functional requirements for this greasy shit stain.

[Guest Snatch]

4 hours ago, scotty said:

The iplayer works across europe. So he's got a couple of years yet.

You have to be in the UK to use it online as they think everyone is a license payer. For that reason when it detects that your PC is outside the UK it won't work,Europe or not.

[Mrs Roops]

23 hours ago, scotty said:

The iplayer works across europe. So he's got a couple of years yet.

 

18 hours ago, Snatch said:

You have to be in the UK to use it online as they think everyone is a license payer. For that reason when it detects that your PC is outside the UK it won't work,Europe or not.

To clarify, BBC iPlayer will work abroad with content downloaded and saved whilst in the UK. It will not work if an attempt is made to download content whilst abroad.

[Guest luke swarm]

11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

To clarify, BBC iPlayer will work abroad with content downloaded and saved whilst in the UK. It will not work if an attempt is made to download content whilst abroad.

I tried BBC IPlayer function in Spain last week, it will not work abroad. 

[Bubba C]

The video can be seen here:

At the risk of being 4 pages in and very little on topic, what the fuck is wrong with CCTV?

Surely in this fantastic technological age, where HD movies can be filmed on one's phone, we are capable of building a camera that produces something other than grainy black and white footage.  

I'm certain the useless Dixon of Dock Green cunt filth on Cuntwatch would have far more evidence if decent CCTV cameras were used, rather than having to look at videos with barely distinguishable figures conducting nefarious activities in a snowstorm. 

[Guest nobgobbler]

22 hours ago, Frank said:

I've written a song about us.

Let's hear it then.

[Guest Piston]

On 29/09/2016 at 0:30 AM, camberwell gypsy said:

Christ that was boring.

Then. Don't. Fucking. Read it!

FFS

[Witheredscrote]

7 minutes ago, Piston said:

Then. Don't. Fucking. Read it!

FFS

What's with all the full stops. Are you using a Marconi Morse Code key?

[Guest Piston]

3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

What's with all the full stops. Are you using a Marconi Morse Code key?

And. Your. Point. Is.

Edited September 30, 2016 by Piston
Morse is a cunt

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, Piston said:

And. Your. Point. Is.

Sorry, got to dash -