Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Talking of which, how are you getting on with Bubba these days? We don't converse. Perhaps he still thinks that I am you. But then he may be right, multinational schizophrenia is a complex issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We don't converse. Perhaps he still thinks that I am you. But then he may be right, multinational schizophrenia is a complex issue. Pantheistic Multi Person Solipsism is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pantheistic Multi Person Solipsism is a cunt. If I think it up, it's real, so there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I think it up, it's real, so there. Whoever thought up Punkape is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Whoever thought up Punkape is a cunt. He was jointly conceived by P.G Wodehouse and Vyvyan Basterd M.D. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Nicola Krankie is still wittering on about Scotland leaving the U.K, and that there could well be another independence referendum soon. This is despite the latest trade figures saying that Scotland exports more than 4 times to the rest of the U.K than what it exports to the EU. This is mainly due to renewable electricity. I hope the useless freeloading cunts vote leave next time, and then you can buy more of our lovely French electricity when the Jocks go bust. The thought of Manky, IKTC, and MC using our electric fills me with joy. Vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 I honestly don't know why we didn't exterminate all the Scots during the clearances. The land could have been maintained by English people and used as a hunting estate. Maybe a small breeding stock could have been kept as food for the wolves that I would reintroduce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I honestly don't know why we didn't exterminate all the Scots during the clearances. Erm, was it because you're a bunch of namby pamby, effeminate, soft Southern poofs who had just enough basic smarts to realise you didn't want a claymore through your skulls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Erm, was it because you're a bunch of namby pamby, effeminate, soft Southern poofs who had just enough basic smarts to realise you didn't want a claymore through your skulls? Jacobite dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Jacobite dog You can take our lives, but you'll never take our battered haggis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Erm, was it because you're a bunch of namby pamby, effeminate, soft Southern poofs who had just enough basic smarts to realise you didn't want a claymore through your skulls? Any nation that needs a blue Mel Gibson blue to defend itself is fucked up. His bird was fuckin French!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 - blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Any nation that needs a blue Mel Gibson to defend itself is fucked up. His bird was fuckin French!!! Fuck off, next thing you'll be claiming that the Highlander himself, Christopher Lambert, was French. I'm not buying it, I know a Milngavie accent when I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck off, next thing you'll be claiming that the Highlander himself, Christopher Lambert, was French. I'm not buying it, I know a Milngavie accent when I hear it. He certainly sounded like some dodgy foreigner, so he could be either scots or french. Besides, it doesn't really matter since they collaborate with each like a pairs of poofs in the bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 To all Jock members, Happy Burns Night. Please take your haggis', your bagpipes and your wee drams, and shove them up your collective fat arses. Skirt wearing cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Nicola Krankie is still wittering on about Scotland leaving the U.K, and that there could well be another independence referendum soon. This is despite the latest trade figures saying that Scotland exports more than 4 times to the rest of the U.K than what it exports to the EU. This is mainly due to renewable electricity. I hope the useless freeloading cunts vote leave next time, and then you can buy more of our lovely French electricity when the Jocks go bust. The thought of Manky, IKTC, and MC using our electric fills me with joy. Vivre That being said, can you lazy cunts get cracking on HPC please? I've got a rather large interest in it, and between your siesta loving lot and the money grabbing gooks, I'm getting more than a little bit cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Please take your haggis', your bagpipes and your wee drams, and shove them up your collective fat arses. I see you've actually been to a Burns Supper then, Withers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I see you've actually been to a Burns Supper then, Withers? Yes I fucking have, 3 cunting times. The piping in, and the Wee Timorous Beastie, plus a cold draught round the Cairngorms. Roll on 1st March, the Welsh have a lot more fun with a bowl of cawl, a slice of bara brith, and a large leek* * Punkape optional extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Nicola Krankie is still wittering on about Scotland leaving the U.K, and that there could well be another independence referendum soon. This is despite the latest trade figures saying that Scotland exports more than 4 times to the rest of the U.K than what it exports to the EU. This is mainly due to renewable electricity. I hope the useless freeloading cunts vote leave next time, and then you can buy more of our lovely French electricity when the Jocks go bust. The thought of Manky, IKTC, and MC using our electric fills me with joy. Vivre Does that mean shortbread will go up in price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Erm, was it because you're a bunch of namby pamby, effeminate, soft Southern poofs who had just enough basic smarts to realise you didn't want a claymore through your skulls? I've had plenty of claymores through my skull, sometimes a whole bottle if it's been a stressful day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 55 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes I fucking have, 3 cunting times. It should come as no surprise to you, then, that I nominated this cuntfest many years ago. Here it is again, for Auld Lang Syne... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Suspects arrested in Uppsala, Sweden after alleged gang rape livestreamed on Facebook An Afghan national, aged 20, and an 18-year-old are suspected of raping woman A third man, aged 24, is suspected of failing to alert authorities to the rape. I must say I am shocked that it was refugees, they are usually so grateful and law abiding when welcomed into European countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 55 minutes ago, Eddie said: Suspects arrested in Uppsala, Sweden after alleged gang rape livestreamed on Facebook An Afghan national, aged 20, and an 18-year-old are suspected of raping woman A third man, aged 24, is suspected of failing to alert authorities to the rape. I must say I am shocked that it was refugees, they are usually so grateful and law abiding when welcomed into European countries. I take it this video has been taken off. Facefuck were quick to ban a video of an Australian man punching a kangaroo to help save his dog. It was banned due to violence. Are those Isis cunts still on facebook? Like you said on another thread,I too am expecting women to march at the weekend. Zuckerberg is still a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 46 minutes ago, Snatch said: I take it this video has been taken off. Facefuck were quick to ban a video of an Australian man punching a kangaroo to help save his dog. It was banned due to violence. Are those Isis cunts still on facebook? Like you said on another thread,I too am expecting women to march at the weekend. Zuckerberg is still a cunt. That was blown out of all proportion. In fact it was only a video of Southern lumping his wife, and it was probably done in self defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 16 hours ago, Bubba C said: That being said, can you lazy cunts get cracking on HPC please? I've got a rather large interest in it, and between your siesta loving lot and the money grabbing gooks, I'm getting more than a little bit cross. Sorry for being so long getting back to you. I have had a word with the senior man, Mr Pierre Fu Chong and he has assured me that work will commence very soon. The only thing holding it up is what food will be served in the site canteen. French or Chinese, there is an overwhelming yes for French cuisine, with only one cunt from Manchester who wants kebab and chips everyday. Your £50 investment is safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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