Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 45 minutes ago, Eddie said: Thoughts on my latest creation? I completed the piece in less than 1 week, I wouldn’t expect Ape to understand the complexities of the work or the yank to offer a well deserved ‘like’ as the subject matter kicked their fat, fast food cultured arse, but you.... https://ibb.co/ZhjHcD6 I never had you down as someone who shops in The Range, Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 Just now, Frank said: It’s the one word reaction that you deserve. You’re rubbish. If you feel you have to explain your poor output Frank then maybe you shouldn’t be contributing at all. Kill yourself please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot Wot he said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Wot he said... Last word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: Try this earlier piece, subtle differences. https://ibb.co/Jz8pZ75 Hmmm...if Lowry did kitsch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape said: I never had you down as someone who shops in The Range, Ed. Are you a "ranger" Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 57 minutes ago, Eddie said: Thoughts on my latest creation? I completed the piece in less than 1 week, I wouldn’t expect Ape to understand the complexities of the work or the yank to offer a well deserved ‘like’ as the subject matter kicked their fat, fast food cultured arse, but you.... https://ibb.co/ZhjHcD6 The fellow left of centre .. is he climbing over a stile or falling off a bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Maybe they look upon me as a father figure. While you’re buggering them? (Obviously after their 18th birthdays) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 Thoughts on this macro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, Glowworm said: The fellow left of centre .. is he climbing over a stile or falling off a bike? Pen did you notice the day bed in front of piece number two? I made this at a woodwork class I attended at the local church, with only a hacksaw and a black and decker work bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Pen I don’t know your thoughts on Withers, but I think the boy has finally come of age. Whilst wanker Decimus continues to reinvent the wheel with my material of yesteryear, the sick Frenchman has got his head down and entertained the Corner with some real belly laughs. Credit where credit is due. As long as you're happy producing sub-standard shit, destroying your reputation, and playing nice with The Corner's special needs class, that's all that matters. You've quite clearly given up on even the pretence of being any fucking good. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen did you notice the day bed in front of piece number two? I made this at a woodwork class I attended at the local church, with only a hacksaw and a black and decker work bench. Day bed .. are you a psychoanalyst? Is this why Ape is afraid of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen did you notice the day bed in front of piece number two? I made this at a woodwork class I attended at the local church, with only a hacksaw and a black and decker work bench. I noticed yer intricate woodwork skills eddie baby..i also like the picture its very colourful..id call it 10 seconds before little boy Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I noticed yer intricate woodwork skills eddie baby..i also like the picture its very colourful..id call it 10 seconds before little boy Panzermurphybaby Panzer are we gonna start talkin agin now this brexshit lot is over and down with an nall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: As long as you're happy producing sub-standard shit, destroying your reputation, and playing nice with The Corner's special needs class, that's all that matters. You've quite clearly given up on even the pretence of being any fucking good. Fuck off. Aren't you finished here Decco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen did you notice the day bed in front of piece number two? I made this at a woodwork class I attended at the local church, with only a hacksaw and a black and decker work bench. Fucking looks like it, you IKEA reject cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Thoughts on my latest creation? I completed the piece in less than 1 week, I wouldn’t expect Ape to understand the complexities of the work or the yank to offer a well deserved ‘like’ as the subject matter kicked their fat, fast food cultured arse, but you.... https://ibb.co/ZhjHcD6 Dont Lidl employees wear that shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking looks like it, you IKEA reject cunt. He forgot to mention the bradawl and gimlet .. Ape uses them a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont Lidl employees wear that shirt? Only supervisor level and above. That French cunt is asking for a smack in the chops. I show him my arts and crafts and he spits in my face, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Only supervisor level and above. That French cunt is asking for a smack in the chops. I show him my arts and crafts and he spits in my face, wanker. I seen that eddie.. although the french are known for their rudeness Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Thoughts on my latest creation? I completed the piece in less than 1 week, I wouldn’t expect Ape to understand the complexities of the work or the yank to offer a well deserved ‘like’ as the subject matter kicked their fat, fast food cultured arse, but you.... https://ibb.co/ZhjHcD6 My old Mum used to collect those faux china bric a brac pieces of shit. “A souvenir of Southend” or “ a gift from Cornwall” they would proudly declare. She used to spend hours cleaning the wanky things. I remember I got a good hiding for breaking one of those test tubes with coloured sand in. (“A memory of the Isle of Wight”) Fuck me, childish curiosity......I just wanted to see if it was real sand! But did anyone care when the cat broke the start/ finish banner on my Scalextric? NO! They didn’t give a flying fuck. Cunts.😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Only supervisor level and above. That French cunt is asking for a smack in the chops. I show him my arts and crafts and he spits in my face, wanker. Bring it on you fat chocco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Thoughts on my latest creation? I completed the piece in less than 1 week, I wouldn’t expect Ape to understand the complexities of the work or the yank to offer a well deserved ‘like’ as the subject matter kicked their fat, fast food cultured arse, but you.... https://ibb.co/ZhjHcD6 Impressive stuff. The black and white background makes the colours of the trees and the people on the street stand out clearly as if highlighting the presence of life against the cold lifelessness of brick and mortar, yet the subtle but noticeable separation of the leaves enforces the clear fact that nothing lasts forever... Could use more tits though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 @Eddie I've got a really sought after Ape original 'Red Propeller Tips' in oils. 48" x 36" Yours for £7,500. I have it in my bog, hanging over the bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Impressive stuff. The black and white background makes the colours of the trees and the people on the street stand out clearly as if highlighting the presence of life against the cold lifelessness of brick and mortar, yet the subtle but noticeable separation of the leaves enforces the clear fact that nothing lasts forever... Could use more tits though... Thanks Bob, a spot on review from a true pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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