Roadkill Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Thanks Bob, a spot on review from a true pro. They say when Bob Ross was in Vietnam he'd always kill one of the captured Viet Kong for every one he killed in the field. Because everyone deserves a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie I've got a really sought after Ape original 'Red Propeller Tips' in oils. 48" x 36" Yours for £7,500. I have it in my bog, hanging over the bidet. Fuck this, have you heard about boreen Lawrence, she has actually stated that the response from emergency services would have been quicker is grenfell tower had white people living there, I only hope she has the same freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dustyballs Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Frank said: Bear in mind your closest competition is currently Swampy Tim, some fucking idiot youth, and Decimus. Know your place, fuckwit I'm new on here... Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Fuck this, have you heard about boreen Lawrence, she has actually stated that the response from emergency services would have been quicker is grenfell tower had white people living there, I only hope she has the same freezer. Fucking backwards logic that. The response would have been faster if emergency services were darkies. Cunts sink like bricks in water but leave whitey behind in a foot race. Diane Abbott could actually outrun a pack of cheetahs if the situation called for it, in fact I've written to her multiple times to prove it on national television. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 34 minutes ago, Dustyballs said: I'm new on here... Who the fuck are you? He’s a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 45 minutes ago, Dustyballs said: I'm new on here... Who the fuck are you? I am going to award you another like, simply for trying to converse with the 'man'. You've got some fucking balls. As KB has stated, Fwank is an uber cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 53 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking backwards logic that. The response would have been faster if emergency services were darkies. Cunts sink like bricks in water but leave whitey behind in a foot race. Diane Abbott could actually outrun a pack of cheetahs if the situation called for it, in fact I've written to her multiple times to prove it on national television. unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hmmm...if Lowry did kitsch. As an art critic, would you agree that if Eddie did crack, he could paint propellers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 9 hours ago, Eddie said: Thoughts on my latest creation? I completed the piece in less than 1 week, I wouldn’t expect Ape to understand the complexities of the work or the yank to offer a well deserved ‘like’ as the subject matter kicked their fat, fast food cultured arse, but you.... https://ibb.co/ZhjHcD6 Ed I've had a closer look. It's a cold and garish piece of shit. Miserable. Your off-white walls look musty, the chest of drawers appears to be a stencil, and that Union Jack pouf is disgusting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Ed I've had a closer look. It's a cold and garish piece of shit. Miserable. Your off-white walls look musty, the chest of drawers appears to be a stencil, and that Union Jack pouf is disgusting. It’s a Union Jack drum, ironically purchased in Singapore, next time we meet, you’re toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Fuck this, have you heard about boreen Lawrence, she has actually stated that the response from emergency services would have been quicker is grenfell tower had white people living there, I only hope she has the same freezer. Edd. I am thinking of trying to do fine art photography .. my first project will be called "Three inch nail in Ape's bathroom wall" .. any thoughts on marketing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Edd. I am thinking of trying to do fine art photography .. my first project will be called "Three inch nail in Ape's bathroom wall" .. any thoughts on marketing? Does the 3 inch nail subliminally represent Apes penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Does the 3 inch nail subliminally represent Apes penis? Should it have a big head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Edd. I am thinking of trying to do fine art photography .. my first project will be called "Three inch nail in Ape's bathroom wall" .. any thoughts on marketing? 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Does the 3 inch nail subliminally represent Apes penis? 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Should it have a big head? Riveting stuff. I realise that Freak has absolutely nothing better to do with its time, but honestly Ed - have you any idea how much of a cunt you’re making yourself look by interacting with it? Oh - one more thing - what are those gay-as-fuck elephants on that vile piece of furniture? Are you fucking serious? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 On 20/10/2019 at 02:07, Erroreptile404 said: No one is impressed or cares because you ran away to some arid backwater full of wankers who think they're americans in the arse end of the world, so mind your own business and fuck off you whiny little remainer faggot. Fuck me, he’s at it again! Goddam asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Fuck me, he’s at it again! Goddam asshole. England 40 Australia 16 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 41 minutes ago, Ape said: Riveting stuff. I realise that Freak has absolutely nothing better to do with its time, but honestly Ed - have you any idea how much of a cunt you’re making yourself look by interacting with it? Oh - one more thing - what are those gay-as-fuck elephants on that vile piece of furniture? Are you fucking serious? Lighten up Ape, I like old Pen, inoffensive but at the same time doesn’t give a toss about making ‘friends’ or popularity contests. Oh I like elephants too, and quirky furniture, the day bed and that side board were shipped back from Vietnam, not expensive as you can see but I liked both. Did you see franks attack, I don’t care how big the cunt is or how many steroids he takes, I know his pub, I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Lighten up Ape, I like old Pen, inoffensive but at the same time doesn’t give a toss about making ‘friends’ or popularity contests. Oh I like elephants too, and quirky furniture, the day bed and that side board were shipped back from Vietnam, not expensive as you can see but I liked both. Did you see franks attack, I don’t care how big the cunt is or how many steroids he takes, I know his pub, I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next... Have you ever made a day bed out of balsa wood, using a blunt knife. Ape has. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Have you ever made a day bed out of balsa wood, using a blunt knife. Ape has. No but I had an excellent wank using a power shower 🚿 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: No but I had an excellent wank using a power shower 🚿 And another blokes hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Lighten up Ape, I like old Pen, inoffensive but at the same time doesn’t give a toss about making ‘friends’ or popularity contests. Oh I like elephants too, and quirky furniture, the day bed and that side board were shipped back from Vietnam, not expensive as you can see but I liked both. Did you see franks attack, I don’t care how big the cunt is or how many steroids he takes, I know his pub, I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next... Ape is right .. I have got no friends Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: And another blokes hand. Leave me out if your depraved fantasy bill, it’s not a nice thought knowing you think about me in that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Ape is right .. I have got no friends Ed. 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Ape is right .. I have got no friends Ed. Try having a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Try having a bath. Ape stole the taps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 20, 2019 Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Leave me out if your depraved fantasy bill, it’s not a nice thought knowing you think about me in that way. Sorry Ed. But you left an open goal. I’ve erased the thought from my mind already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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