Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, I feel sick. By the skin of my teeth, I'm a fucking northerner. My world has collapsed. Don't worry Decs we just take the piss out of Scotland constantly to make the pain go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Don't worry Decs we just take the piss out of Scotland constantly to make the pain go away. If anyone can ever get Tata Steely Dan to shut the fuck up and stop posting dissertations, I might try and get a word in edgeways and remind him that he is a lowlife, tartan vest wearing cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Guilty, you found me. I live in a nice part of Solihull. No darkies or curry cummers round these parts lol. Just a few whining Jews. Oh the Holocaust oh no the Holocaust whinge fuckin whinge. I voz a soldier following ze orders of my superiors I voz not responsible for zis atrocity and do not recognise ze authority of zis court!!! So you can tell Pierpoint to fuck off and take his fucking rope with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I feel for Manky, his neighbour is a homosexual Nigerian. He disappeared and hasn't been seen since. Some funny lumps under his patio though. Thank fuck Decs is still a southern puff. I read his post about being a northerner and local house prices dropped by 10%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Manky said: He disappeared and hasn't been seen since. Some funny lumps under his patio though. Thank fuck Decs is still a southern puff. I read his post about being a northerner and local house prices dropped by 10%. I don't know... We could always use more bodies for the Wall... Winter is coming and Newcastle Black is frightfully undermanned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, I feel sick. By the skin of my teeth, I'm a fucking northerner. My world has collapsed. Take no notice of that map Decs,it's a dirty communist trick, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember some BNP representative saying that if he ran the country he would give all the blacks etc a couple of grand to go back where they came from,comedian Lenny Henry remarked that this was a good deal as he could get a train ticket to Dudley for 65 quid. I do like him, ever since Tiswas. Eric, I think you will find Lenny is universally hated by all members, that reminds me, what do you call a dog with a spade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember some BNP representative saying that if he ran the country he would give all the blacks etc a couple of grand to go back where they came from,comedian Lenny Henry remarked that this was a good deal as he could get a train ticket to Dudley for 65 quid. I do like him, ever since Tiswas. One said something similar to a neigbour at Crewe he replied "OK I'll walk to Market Street now". The BNPer said "what about your great grandfather?". My neigbour said "That will be harder, it'll take at least three hours as he was from Cardiff.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 43 minutes ago, Manky said: Some funny lumps under his patio though. That's ok, they're the queeky toy golf balls that he bought off Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, I feel sick. By the skin of my teeth, I'm a fucking northerner. My world has collapsed. Has anybody else noticed that the red line stops at the Welsh border. Is it because any Welsh, anywhere in Wales are all cunts anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, I feel sick. By the skin of my teeth, I'm a fucking northerner. My world has collapsed. Bollocks. Everything above Islington is the north in my books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Has anybody else noticed that the red line stops at the Welsh border. Is it because any Welsh, anywhere in Wales are all cunts anyway? Eagle-eyed cunts will notice France doesn't even register on the map. Why aren't you dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed. Imagine having to live next door to an illegally built shack, teeming with rats, northerners and raw sewage. My intravenous caffeine drip is running out, but isn't the addition of raw sewage to northerner rather redundant? I reiterate, I'm not attempting to be cunt by asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Has anybody else noticed that the red line stops at the Welsh border. Is it because any Welsh, anywhere in Wales are all cunts anyway? The diagonal North South line atually continues across Wales at the same approximate angle and reaches just South of Aberystwyth. Either side of that line are North and South Walians and they hate each other even more than they hate the English in General and then of course there is another race of people found either side of that border between England Wales who are called Border Welshmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: My intravenous caffeine drip is running out, but isn't the addition of raw sewage to northerner rather redundant? I reiterate, I'm not attempting to be cunt by asking. The only thing I know with any certainty, Wizz, without wishing to sound too juvenile, is that Manky absolutely fucking stinks of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The only thing I know with any certainty, Wizz, without wishing to sound too juvenile, is that Manky absolutely fucking stinks of shit. I never thought I'd be so happy to have my allergies acting a cunt. I do hope to avoid gaining that knowledge first hand. The fucker in the aftershave did my head in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Eric, I think you will find Lenny is universally hated by all members, that reminds me, what do you call a dog with a spade? Ok I'll bite, what do you call a dog with a spade??? You're going to say dawn French aren't you? Edited November 15, 2016 by Eric Cuntman I thought about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 To go back to the original nom, I think we should all be very selective about who we really hate. It would be universally acceptable if we all hated the Welsh. 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok I'll bite, what do you call a dog with a spade??? Clue: a dog with a spade shoved up its arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Clue: a dog with a spade shoved up its arse PunkPuppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: PunkPuppy. Isn't that the name Lenny used to call Dawn French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok I'll bite, what do you call a dog with a spade??? You're going to say dawn French aren't you? Digger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Isn't that the name Lenny used to call Dawn French At least he has that nice comfy premier inn bed all to himself now. I remember the two of them visiting Ethiopia for a comic relief mission, I bet they really appreciated seeing what it looked like to eat 14 meals a day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Has anybody else noticed that the red line stops at the Welsh border. Is it because any Welsh, anywhere in Wales are all cunts anyway? "Here be cuntes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: One of the more "progressive" stores in Exeter employs a Burka wearing woman, as some cunts here will know I am partially deaf and rely to some degree on hearing combined with lip reading. I had to ask this woman for some advice re a top. I could not understand what she was saying in spite of my best efforts and informed her that I needed to be able to see her face so that I could lip read. She turned around and stalked off .. should I have reported her for discriminating against me on the grounds of my disability? Which disability? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Which disability? Leave penny alone quince, I am embarked on a campaign of seduction, I can't wait to find out what lurks beneath those Tena-pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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