Earl of Punkape Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: You're A Cunt-Factor fudge. You're a Bum-Factor Fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You're a Bum-Factor Fuckwit. There you go again, more foul homosexual innuendo and connotation. I shouldn't have to remind you that this is family orientated site, and so urge you to desist from your incessant referencing of lascivious brownhattery and your lurid penchant for wanton cock worship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 10 hours ago, Snatch said: He's also got a life size cardboard cut out he keeps in his closet. Is that all he has in the closet? 4 hours ago, Fender777 said: Can't see what the problem is here, and to be honest i couldn't give a double flying fuck what the fat mong said, is he right..? Maybe he is, but surely freedom of speech is what counts here and as far as i know, we still have that in this country (allegedly). Ignoring the leftie cunts bleating about being offended by him (on someone else' behalf, as per fucking usual), my main issue he thinks he has something to say that anyone is interested in... ....a fat, ugly, bore who spent all his life drinking, smoking and throwing bits of metal at a wall either in a shitty pub in the north, a shitty pub in the south, or the NEC in the middle bit. Not exactly the upbringing of a worldly wise font of all knowledge eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 48 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that all he has in the closet? Ignoring the leftie cunts bleating about being offended by him (on someone else' behalf, as per fucking usual), my main issue he thinks he has something to say that anyone is interested in... ....a fat, ugly, bore who spent all his life drinking, smoking and throwing bits of metal at a wall either in a shitty pub in the north, a shitty pub in the south, or the NEC in the middle bit. Not exactly the upbringing of a worldly wise font of all knowledge eh? When you're capable of comments like this, why do you insist on playing the dopey autist so much, ding? STD is the only person I've seen who got offended at people getting offended by Bristow's comments. Why do you think that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that all he has in the closet? Ignoring the leftie cunts bleating about being offended by him (on someone else' behalf, as per fucking usual), my main issue he thinks he has something to say that anyone is interested in... ....a fat, ugly, bore who spent all his life drinking, smoking and throwing bits of metal at a wall either in a shitty pub in the north, a shitty pub in the south, or the NEC in the middle bit. Not exactly the upbringing of a worldly wise font of all knowledge eh? You missed out the bit about his education. His teenage years were spent wandering around at night in the grubbier parts of London with a small crowbar and a hammer, nicking car radios and prying open the coin boxes on public phone boxes, all this obviously makes him a far more rounded, intelligent renaissance man than you have given him credit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Eric is 100% correct, men crying on TV, they should be ashamed of themselves. The correct course of action was to smash the nonce to bits when they became grown men. Eric may be a little clumsy with his delivery but he is bang on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that all he has in the closet? Apart from himself you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: When you're capable of comments like this, why do you insist on playing the dopey autist so much, ding? STD is the only person I've seen who got offended at people getting offended by Bristow's comments. Why do you think that is? Who/what is STD? Punkers? Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 14 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Who/what is STD? Punkers? Frank? Let's not get bogged down with semantics here, Ding. You know full well who he's talking about. Now that you are officially funny, your opinion is highly sought after. So answer me this, how the fuck do you stay awake after the twelth paragraph of a Tata Steely Dan nom? I'm yet to finish one of his epics without slipping into unconsciousness at least twice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Let's not get bogged down with semantics here, Ding. You know full well who he's talking about. Now that you are officially funny, your opinion is highly sought after. So answer me this, how the fuck do you stay awake after the twelth paragraph of a Tata Steely Dan nom? I'm yet to finish one of his epics without slipping into unconsciousness at least twice. I don't read it, just see why everyone else is calling him a cunt and join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: Let's not get bogged down with semantics here, Ding. You know full well who he's talking about. Now that you are officially funny, your opinion is highly sought after. So answer me this, how the fuck do you stay awake after the twelth paragraph of a Tata Steely Dan nom? I'm yet to finish one of his epics without slipping into unconsciousness at least twice. You've not missed much. A student with a head full of ideals, some low grade weed, a Scarface poster and a Che Guevara t-shirt, venting his spleen. 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I don't read it, just see why everyone else is calling him a cunt and join in. Ding, I have been forced to like 2 of your posts, and multi-quote, this evening. You are now officially one of the best on here. I hope you're pleased with yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: You've not missed much. A student with a head full of ideals, some low grade weed, a Scarface poster and a Che Guevara t-shirt, venting his spleen. Ding, I have been forced to like 2 of your posts, and multi-quote, this evening. You are now officially one of the best on here. I hope you're pleased with yourself. ........... Spoiler multi-quoting austistic cunt............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Let's not get bogged down with semantics here, Ding. You know full well who he's talking about. Now that you are officially funny, your opinion is highly sought after. So answer me this, how the fuck do you stay awake after the twelth paragraph of a Tata Steely Dan nom? I'm yet to finish one of his epics without slipping into unconsciousness at least twice. Next time do it in the bath and drown yourself, you bitter old failure of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Next time do it in the bath and drown yourself, you bitter old failure of a cunt. Dan, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but everyone hates you. Admittedly you don't suffer from the usual impediments of a corner pariah, you're more than capable of stringing sentences together. The problem is, the string often merges into a huge, tangled Gordian knot of rambling shit. Keep it short, you fucking twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 On 29/11/2016 at 10:45 PM, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? A Cunt-Factor judge ? You'll be dishing out marks out of 10 next ... Fuck off. Being that you are an intellectual, what are your thoughts on the current lack of media interest with the situation in Palestine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dan, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but everyone hates you. Admittedly you don't suffer from the usual impediments of a corner pariah, you're more than capable of stringing sentences together. The problem is, the string often merges into a huge, tangled Gordian knot of rambling shit. Keep it short, you fucking twat. Gosh, TSD - what have you done to warrant Dec's latest vendetta? I don't know either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 41 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Gosh, TSD - what have you done to warrant Dec's latest vendetta? I don't know either... Also not everyone hates TSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Dan, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but everyone hates you. Admittedly you don't suffer from the usual impediments of a corner pariah, you're more than capable of stringing sentences together. The problem is, the string often merges into a huge, tangled Gordian knot of rambling shit. Keep it short, you fucking twat. How do you knot shit ? Perhaps you could provide a demonstration ? Or just fuck off . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: How do you knot shit ? Perhaps you could provide a demonstration ? Or just fuck off . Not everyone's arse is 3" diameter Punky. Some people still do thin poo. Oh, and while I've got your attention - fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Gosh, TSD - what have you done to warrant Dec's latest vendetta? I don't know either... I think that Decs is merely trying to plug the fissure created by the absence of Frank. He is however not succeeding as he is slightly more intelligent and vastly less of an unparalleled, vile curmudgeonly cuntbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 He's about as welcome as a Transmitted Sexual Disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Do not underestimate the esteem Eric Bristow is held in. I think they named a helicopter after him. And 2 football teams. And them nice little puppies women carry in their vests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 48 minutes ago, Manky said: Do not underestimate the esteem Eric Bristow is held in. I think they named a helicopter after him. And 2 football teams. And them nice little puppies women carry in their vests. Unfortunately they also named a stretch of water after him as well and this channel is a route often used to enter this country by the filthy sheep botherers who reside on its opposite shore. So it's not all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unfortunately they also named a stretch of water after him as well and this channel is a route often used to enter this country by the filthy sheep botherers who reside on its opposite shore. So it's not all good. Is it just me but are sportsmen, celebrities and politicians the most boring cunts on the planet. As they take up %99.9 of time on all media, little wonder that each day feels like you have OD'd on Diazepan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Dan, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but everyone hates you. Admittedly you don't suffer from the usual impediments of a corner pariah, you're more than capable of stringing sentences together. The problem is, the string often merges into a huge, tangled Gordian knot of rambling shit. Keep it short, you fucking twat. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1c2004e7-a2c8-48d3-9aa2-0ad69bd0c40b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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