Guest Piston Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Recently, AA Gill (Google if you must) revealed his imminent demise: "an embarrassment of cancer, the full English". Today he died, sans whinge sans recrimination, as he had lived. A tad acerbic but fairly so and spot on eg: Anna Friel manages to be wholesome and erotic in an undead way. As D.I. Drake … Keeley Hawes couldn’t arrest an audience if she came on naked with a ‘This Way Up’ sticker on her bottom. The baby-back ribs were like eating the evidence in a war-crimes trial. Rolf Harris is a hard man to hate, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try. ...dyke on a bike... ...a wonderful chef, just a really second-rate human being. ...invite the Luftwaffe back for another go... Just the sort of attitude we need on here. Iconoclastic but incisive, cutting etc Let us hope that a few current and returning members follow Gill's example, if only the dying bit. Nominations are, of course, open...but for fuck's sake try to do better than: Piston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 He never came to our chippy. I'm not going to his funeral. Only fair really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 I like brutally honest food critics, the harsher the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 He was only 62! And a McDonald's never passed his lips. The irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: He was only 62! And a McDonald's never passed his lips. The irony. McDonald's has passed through my anus on the odd occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: McDonald's has passed my anus on the odd occasion. Hate to tell you this, but you've been eating it wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hate to tell you this, but you've been eating it wrong. Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 I thought his Winnie the Pooh was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 AA Gill....what a gigantic fucking cunt. I'm glad he's dead. I hope it was s low and excruciating, like reading ProfB's posts, only bleachier and and with fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Our language is magnificent when used well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 30 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Our language is magnificent when used well. We're talking about AA Gill here... "In The Sunday Times, Gill described the Welsh in 1998 as being "loquacious, dissemblers, immoral liars, stunted, bigoted, dark, ugly, pugnacious little trolls"." That's not magnificent, just true. Someone stinking rich who complained that the NHS couldn't afford his treatment. It might have been more poetic if he'd had a severe bout of salmonella from his favourite greay spoon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 55 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: We're talking about AA Gill here... "In The Sunday Times, Gill described the Welsh in 1998 as being "loquacious, dissemblers, immoral liars, stunted, bigoted, dark, ugly, pugnacious little trolls"." That's not magnificent, just true. Someone stinking rich who complained that the NHS couldn't afford his treatment. It might have been more poetic if he'd had a severe bout of salmonella from his favourite greay spoon... As I said, our language is magnificent when used well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, southerncunt said: As I said, our language is magnificent when used well..... I was going to let it slide when you said "our language" considering you convicts murder the language as well as each other... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, southerncunt said: As I said, our language is magnificent when used well..... You mean aboriginal language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Fuck off punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck off punkers. What he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: What he said. Can we have a translation for this Spam brains.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 27 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I was going to let it slide when you said "our language" considering you convicts murder the language as well as each other... Fair dinkum cobber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fair dinkum cobber Goose winnet. Or should I say dag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Our language is magnificent when used well. Yeah the gallic Celtic Indian Hindu Arabic Anglo saxon jumble that is the English language is magnificent alright Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fair dinkum cobber Careful, we don't want to get into Rolf Harris territory, tying down Kangaroos and doing god knows what with those 2 little boys. At least we found out what his extra leg was for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Careful, we don't want to get into Rolf Harris territory, tying down Kangaroos and doing god knows what with those 2 little boys. At least we found out what his extra leg was for. Balance when he's in the showers in C wing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Balance when he's in the showers in C wing? The prisons are full of blacks and Asians, Ding, didn't you get the fucking memo? Racist idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 AA Gill could not write, he dictated all his spiel .. odds are that he talked like Punker's who also can't write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 He was also married to Amber Rudd at one stage which means that his balls never dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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