Guest Snatch Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: employing the world's leading puppeteer. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Have you never heard of the little goose shepherd who cried wolf, Withers? He got brutally murdered by all his mates and his body was slowly consumed by his geese over a five month period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 52 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Nice to see you, to see you... CUNT! Didn't he do cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 47 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Didn't he do cunt? He played his cunts right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 hours ago, The Beast said: I will be in a minority of 1 in saying that Brucie is a legend. He is an all round entertainer, probably the last of his kind. Like or detest him, this form of entertainment has now been replaced with fucking kakadu like xcrement factor, Britain's got taliban and ....errr ......strictly cunts dancing. An all round entertainer? No, an all round fucking cunt! His acting is shambolic ham, his singing execrable, his dancing amateurish, his catchphrases painful, and his jokes are just fucking shite. Even in his alleged heyday he was an ugly-looking, boss-eyed, shovel-chinned cunt. It's all Scrote's fault that he's not dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: An all round entertainer? No, an all round fucking cunt! His acting is shambolic ham, his singing execrable, his dancing amateurish, his catchphrases painful, and his jokes are just fucking shite. Even in his alleged heyday he was an ugly-looking, boss-eyed, shovel-chinned cunt. It's all Scrote's fault that he's not dead. The bastard love child of Jimmy Hill and Herman Munster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The bastard love child of Jimmy Hill and Herman Munster. I'd rather have shagged Herman Munster's wife than Brucie's. (Not to mention Marilyn.) Fred Gwynne was not a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Yeah, Unforgiven is ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 40 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He played his cunts right. You get nothing for a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd rather have shagged Herman Munster's wife than Brucie's. (Not to mention Marilyn.) Fred Gwynne was not a cunt. Fred Gwynne was indeed not a cunt, and Lily Munster Lezzing off with Morticia Addams is a long held fantasy. As for that Brucie cunt, the thing which annoys me most is that whenever he talks about his career he, without fail, describes himself as a "song and dance man", and as you have already pointed out he is at best mediocre in both capacities, and it's also just a long winded way of saying, 'poof'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fred Gwynne was indeed not a cunt, and Lily Munster Lezzing off with Morticia Addams is a long held fantasy. As for that Brucie cunt, the thing which annoys me most is that whenever he talks about his career he, without fail, describes himself as a "song and dance man", and as you have already pointed out he is at best mediocre in both capacities, and it's also just a long winded way of saying, 'poof'. I say we arrange a celebrity death match between him and Dick Van Dyke. They've lived long enough on this earthly plane. There can only be one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 43 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I say we arrange a celebrity death match between him and Dick Van Dyke. They've lived long enough on this earthly plane. There can only be one. Dick Van Dyke. "Stone me, cripes alive Mary Poppins"! Mockney cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Yeah, Unforgiven is ace. FFS! I am wrong aren't I? Please tell me I'm wrong!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The bastard love child of Jimmy Hill and Herman Munster. More like Herman Goerring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Afternoon Frank. Hello wiz. It appears that I'm not as popular as I once was. It's hard at the top, but I've never felt this low. I don't know who to turn to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Hello wiz. It appears that I'm not as popular as I once was. It's hard at the top, but I've never felt this low. I don't know who to turn to. You need to man the fuck up Frank, you self-pitying turd. If you learned to exercise a bit of restraint, instead of getting banned for CANCER references every five minutes, you could be funny again. A word of advice though: enough of the gangling, white-jeaned faggot nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: You need to man the fuck up Frank, you self-pitying turd. If you learned to exercise a bit of restraint, instead of getting banned for CANCER references every five minutes, you could be funny again. A word of advice though: enough of the gangling, white-jeaned faggot nonsense. It's an awfully dry spell, ape. When I'm forced to stretch and only find humour in bawsey's posts, I almost feel like befriending gyppo. https://vimeo.com/196120495 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, Frank said: It's an awfully dry spell, ape. When I'm forced to stretch and only find humour in bawsey's posts, I almost feel like befriending gyppo. https://vimeo.com/196120495 I think it's fair to say that you're a fucking lunatic, Frank. What on earth possesses you do make such a complete cunt of yourself? Anyway, since you're here - what do you make of the verbose, word-mongering Dan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 10 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Good cunt, good cunt! Didn't the cunt do well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I think it's fair to say that you're a fucking lunatic, Frank. What on earth possesses you do make such a complete cunt of yourself? Anyway, since you're here - what do you make of the verbose, word-mongering Dan? I don't like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't the cunt do well? Okay cunts, do your dealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Cunt to see you to see you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 What do cunts make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Okay cunts, do your dealing. Frank, quite frankly, you have become an embarrassment. Desist please, for you own sake if nothing else. I wish to remember you when you had something to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: He played his cunts right. It could be your cunt if you play your cards right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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