Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 So old cunt Bruce Forsyth has popped his clogs. Now look forward to a televisual feast at Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 What are you talking about you stupid cunt? I can't find this story anywhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 The media don't know yet - he's pegged out in Withers' barn. It's poor Lady Wilnelia I feel sorry for. Imagine having to suck Brucie's little worm for three or four hours every single day, waiting for the death that never comes. (Much like his little worm.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: The media don't know yet - he's pegged out in Withers' barn. It's poor Lady Wilnelia I feel sorry for. Imagine having to suck Brucie's little worm for three or four hours every single day, waiting for him to die. She probably wasn't required to. Diana Dors knew him in the 60's and had him pegged as a fairy who was so far back in the closet that his postcode was 'Narnia'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: What are you talking about you stupid cunt? I can't find this story anywhere... I know, it was just wishful thinking on my part, I am one right cunt am I not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The media don't know yet - he's pegged out in Withers' barn. It's poor Lady Wilnelia I feel sorry for. Imagine having to suck Brucie's little worm for three or four hours every single day, waiting for the death that never comes. (Much like his little worm.) Any news on Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: So old cunt Bruce Forsyth has popped his clogs. Now look forward to a televisual feast at Christmas. The mind boggles at the sea of shite the tv channels will have had fully prepared for years and now just ready and waiting for "the announcement" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: The mind boggles at the sea of shite the tv channels will have had fully prepared for years and now just ready and waiting for "the announcement" I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die, then they'll put loads of his films on, I like the one with the big gun, and the one with the monkey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I know, it was just wishful thinking on my part, I am one right cunt am I not. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 48 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. Afternoon Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't wait for Clint Eastwood to die, then they'll put loads of his films on, like the one with the big gun, and the one with the monkey. Yeah, Unforgiven is ace. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The media don't know yet - he's pegged out in Withers' barn. It's poor Lady Wilnelia I feel sorry for. Imagine having to suck Brucie's little worm for three or four hours every single day, waiting for the death that never comes. (Much like his little worm.) Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin Panzerknacker Do get an avatar, Panzy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do get an avatar, Panzy! Won't let me put up a pic. .sez it's too big..story of my life Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 So his lusty looking Missus is up for grabs then? I get first dibs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: So his lusty looking Missus is up for grabs then? I get first dibs. Dunno...just got shot of one dribblingwreck. .hardly likely to take on another Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno...just got shot of one dribblingwreck. .hardly likely to take on another Panzerknacker Panzerknacker, I didn't appreciate the unkind words you directed towards me the last time I was banned. Consider yourself warned, I'm coming for you next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 When did ya morph into gong baby? ..Unless yer a sock puppet or somthing Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: When did ya morph into gong baby? ..Unless yer a sock puppet or somthing Panzerknacker We are legion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: We are legion. Like a clique. ...like...once when I bought a harley ....laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Like a clique. ...like...once when I bought a harley ....laffin Panzerknacker ExtremeChip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Witheredscrote is quite correct. Forsyth has been dead for years, and the BBC's production team has done a great job by sticking some batteries up his arse and employing the world's leading puppeteer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 I will be in a minority of 1 in saying that Brucie is a legend. He is an all round entertainer, probably the last of his kind. Like or detest him, this form of entertainment has now been replaced with fucking kakadu like xcrement factor, Britain's got taliban and ....errr ......strictly cunts dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 51 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno...just got shot of one dribblingwreck. .hardly likely to take on another Panzerknacker I could dribble over her tits and wreck her arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Good cunt, good cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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