ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think that's weird, I think Frank was trying to convince Ratty that I'm one of his alternative ID's earlier on the open corner. Either me or Extremecunt. Frank's cool. The topic of multi IDs is raised periodically, but it's all just pixels to me. I'd interact with a barnacle if it made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Imagine if you were poisoned and nearly dead when the paramedics arrived. You try to say "arsenic" between gasps, but they just turn you over, pull your pants down and say they can't see a cut anywhere. Larks a plenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Frank's cool. The topic of multi IDs is raised periodically, but it's all just pixels to me. I'd interact with a barnacle if it made me laugh. You have been, Ratty... you have been... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Frank's cool. The topic of multi IDs is raised periodically, but it's all just pixels to me. I'd interact with a barnacle if it made me laugh. It's you're recent sexual interest in Clement Attlee that I find disturbing. Pan galactic Lezza! (I think Lady P is trying to seduce you with her deceased Prime Minister avatar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you were poisoned and nearly dead when the paramedics arrived. You try to say "arsenic" between gasps, but they just turn you over, pull your pants down and say they can't see a cut anywhere. Larks a plenty Even worse if the silly fuckers are wearing flashing foam reindeer antlers as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 I'm down here in Elveden forest in Suffolk, getting back to nature and breaking bread with the local romanies here and I haven't seen one Christmas jumper and haven't heard one fucking christmas song at all. It's bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you were poisoned and nearly dead when the paramedics arrived. You try to say "arsenic" between gasps, but they just turn you over, pull your pants down and say they can't see a cut anywhere. Larks a plenty Imagine walking round B&Q when a man in an orange and black uniform approaches you and asks if "you want decking". Having pre-emptively punched him to the ground, I'm sure you would both see the funny side later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 48 minutes ago, Roadkill said: For fuck sake I cant even make fun of the frog anymore because every time I do you latch onto my cock harder than the clap and forcefully suck me dry. Please go back to hating me, Bubba. You're weirding me the fuck out with this friendly bollocks. You have a cock? I could've sworn you were female. Don't ever stop abusing the resident goose-raper, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think that's weird, I think Frank was trying to convince Ratty that I'm one of his alternative ID's earlier on the open corner. Either me or Extremecunt. Take no notice of the idiot. Whatever he says is bollocks and he's not your friend. He changes side quicker than an Italian in WW2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You think that's weird, I think Frank was trying to convince Ratty that I'm one of his alternative ID's earlier on the open corner. Either me or Extremecunt. Frank can't hold "his" drink .. "he's" been the same since Mrs R chopped his fingers off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 7 hours ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you were poisoned and nearly dead when the paramedics arrived. You try to say "arsenic" between gasps, but they just turn you over, pull your pants down and say they can't see a cut anywhere. Larks a plenty Please stop this now, Ratzo. Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine walking round B&Q when a man in an orange and black uniform approaches you and asks if "you want decking". Having pre-emptively punched him to the ground, I'm sure you would both see the funny side later. While out in my garden recently, me and my friends noticed an attractive woman sun bathing face down. Unfortunately, despite watching for several hours, she never turned over to get some sun on her tits. As you might suspect, none of us saw the fanny side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: While out in my garden recently, me and my friends noticed an attractive woman sun bathing face down. Unfortunately, despite watching for several hours, she never turned over to get some sun on her tits. As you might suspect, none of us saw the fanny side. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 18 hours ago, Bubba C said: In your case, I know you can't control your 'episodes', so we'll just let this one slide, shall we? Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert. If the fish fingers touch the peas,, do you have a violent outburst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Did not send any christmas cards because the post office said that the envelopes needed to be Franked .. I burst out crying and told them that Frank didn't love me and I didn't anything more to with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 8 hours ago, ratcum said: Frank's cool. The topic of multi IDs is raised periodically, but it's all just pixels to me. I'd interact with a barnacle if it made me laugh. Considering how simple you seem, I imagine a barnacle would make you laugh a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Considering how simple you seem, I imagine a barnacle would make you laugh a lot. Oh dear Bill, are you tired of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert. But, it's Thursday.... Edited December 29, 2016 by Bubba C Baws' autism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Considering how simple you seem, I imagine a barnacle would make you laugh a lot. This is an excruciatingly long warm-up Bill. Will there be a main act before the weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: This is an excruciatingly long warm-up Bill. Will there be a main act before the weekend? I'm on parole Frank, on a knife-edge. I'm thinking of re-branding myself, going respectable, above board, inoffensive. "Doing a Rick", one could say. What do you think of me changing my screen-name to William T.D. Stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm on parole Frank, on a knife-edge. I'm thinking of re-branding myself, going respectable, above board, inoffensive. "Doing a Rick", one could say. What do you think of me changing my screen-name to William T.D. Stickers? This feels awkward, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Frank said: This feels awkward, Bill. Did you catch AIDS from the monkey photographed in your avatar ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 35 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm on parole Frank, on a knife-edge. I'm thinking of re-branding myself, going respectable, above board, inoffensive. "Doing a Rick", one could say. What do you think of me changing my screen-name to William T.D. Stickers? Don't do it Bill, none of us could cope with another 5 day debate on the benefits of Chinese steel vs British, or an informative few paragraphs describing the differences between Bovril and Marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine walking round B&Q when a man in an orange and black uniform approaches you and asks if "you want decking". Having pre-emptively punched him to the ground, I'm sure you would both see the funny side later. I wish I'd said this Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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